The SuperWhoLock Pledge
I swear to remember Martha when I experience unrequited love.
I swear to remember to look for the TARDIS when I look to the skies above.
I swear to remember Watson when I'm feeling benign, and to think of Moriarity, Lillith, and the Master when I'm feeling malign.
I swear to always take a banana to a party, and when it's time to go, say "Allons-y!"
I swear when I'm investigating a dead corpse to hit it with a crop, and when I'm frightened, to keep calm, don't blink, grab the salt, and text Sherlock.
I swear to remember that even if a projected image of a Weeping Angel may seem fake, it is real and no matter what, always trust Castiel.
I swear to remain loyal to this fandom and understand that it is a treasure.
And when someone bashes it, I swear to flip them the bird and say, "SUPERWHOLOCK FOREVER!"