Summary: When the Anti-Fairies are given a shot at being godparents, Anti-Cosmo is paired up with a 7 year old girl. Although annoyed by her kindness at first, he finds himself growing steadily closer to her. However, another Anti-Fairy plots revenge against the fairies and humans, and puts Earth, Fairy World, and Anti-Fairy World at risk. Can Fairies and Anti-Fairies unite to save everything?
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It was a normal day in Anti-Fairy World; dark, stormy, and evil. The Anti-Fairies were in Anti-Cosmo's castle having a meeting, listening to their leader, Anti-Cosmo, as he made his usual announcement.
"If anyone has an idea for universal domination, do speak up. Come on now, there are no wrong answers." He said. One AF raised his hand.
"We could get a-"
"Does it involve elephants?" AC asked.
"Yes…"
Anti-Cosmo sighed, and pushed a button on the table. The AF who'd spoken was ejected from his chair and lodged into the ceiling.
"Come on people think! We need to think of something. Our evil idea board only has 3 things that could possibly help us!" Anti-Cosmo exclaimed, poofing up a dry erase board behind him. It read:
Evil Plans for Universal Domination:
1. Destroy Fairy World
2. Destroy or take over Earth
3. Cut off supply lines for Dairy Bill's Ice cream
"We've got to think of something!"
"What if we got children to help us, like the fairies?" another Anti-Fairy asked.
"We are ANTI-Fairies; we do not have god children! Besides, we have as much of a chance at getting god children as we do having the Fairy Council come bursting through that door!"
At that moment, the door blew open, and Jorgen and some other elder fairies stood, or floated, in the door way.
"In the name of the Fairy Council, stop all planning for universal domination!" Jorgen yelled.
"W-we're not planning universal domination." Anti-Cosmo stammered, grinning nervously. He glanced at the board, and kicked it away to the other side of the room.
"So, how may we be of service to you?" he asked.
"The Fairy Council and I have come to an agreement. We are willing to give you a chance at having god children." Jorgen replied.
"Tempting as that offer is, we'll pass."
Jorgen grabbed him in his fist and held him up at eye level.
"That's the best part, YOU GET NO CHOICE," he shouted, loud enough to blow AC's hair back.
"And I picked a special charge for you." Jorgen continued with a smug grin, before poofing down the Dimmsdale.
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They reappeared in a small bedroom. A bed was off to their right, and a girl no older than seven with sandy blonde hair was sleeping in it.
"Who's she?" Anti-Cosmo asked dully.
"Your new god child, Deseray Lincoln, a lonely girl whose parents are rarely home."
"Well we all have sob stories, why do I have to take care of the brat?"
"Because I SAID SO!"
Jorgen's yelling caused the girl, Deseray, to jolt awake.
"Who're you people?" she asked timidly.
The duo looked at her.
"Now look what you did you dolt!" Anti-Cosmo hissed.
"I'll leave proper introductions to you, and I've got my eye on you. If you so much as glance at a broken mirror, you will be taken back to the maximum security prison!" Jorgen stated, before poofing back to Fairy World, leaving Anti-Cosmo alone with Deseray. With a sigh, he began the introduction most godparents did.
"I'm Anti-Cosmo, your Anti-Fairy god father, blah, blah, blah, I'm here to grant your wishes, blah, blah, blah. Do you need anything repeated?"
Deseray shook her head, seeming to sense his irritation.
"What'd he mean by prison?" she asked.
"Oh he's always looking for a reason to put us Anti-Fairies back behind bars, whether it be on our part or not."
"Why do you talk funny?"
"I'm not talking funny, it's a British accent!"
"So you're from Britain?"
"No, it's just how I talk! Anyway, as your god father, err, Anti-god father, I'm required to grant any wishes you have, so wish away…"
"You mean, I can have anything I want?" Deseray's green eyes shown with excitement.
'This isn't going to end well…' Anti-Cosmo thought as he replied, "Yes."
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Meanwhile, in another part of Dimmsdale, another Anti-Fairy was watching from the top of a sky scraper as all the other Anti-Fairies were being paired up with kids with tough lives.
"We're being given to kids just because they don't have any backbone? This in an outrage!" Foop exclaimed.
"I thinks it's cool. We gets to grant wishes, and mozy through Fairy World widout somebody callin the sheriff." Anti-Wanda remarked as she held a peanut butter and tuna sand which with her feet and took a bite out of it.
"By the way, aren't you supposed to be with your godchild?"
"Oh don't worry, I gots it all taken care of. How's it goin' down there, Jill?"
A 10 year old brunette glared up at her from a bucket full of water.
"You're the worst god parent ever! I wanted a swimming pool not a pail!" she shouted.
"So Mother, whom did Father get sent to?" Foop asked.
"Not sure, Jorgen took him first, and the Fairy Council took care of the rest of us."
"I'm sure he's as opposed to this as I am."
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Anti-Cosmo had a bored expression on his face with half lidded eyes as his wand flashed continuously while Deseray named one thing after another that she wanted.
He chided himself for mentioning wishes.
"Puppy, kitten, bunny, hamster, dragon," she stated, each animal appearing as she said it.
Anti-Cosmo sighed as she thought about what else she could wish for.
"Ice cream!"
He rolled his eyes as he poofed up a bowl of chocolate truffle ice cream.
"Yay, my favorite flavor too!" Deseray cheered as she shoveled it into her mouth.
Anti-Cosmo rolled his eyes again as he poofed up a cup of tea for himself.
"So, let's talk about you." Deseray said.
"Beg your pardon?"
"I know your name, but what exactly is an Anti-Fairy?"
"Oh, that is a juicy topic! Anti-Fairies are the polar opposites of regular fairies. We cause all the bad luck in the world!"
"Bad luck?"
"Yes. Surely you've heard that breaking mirrors, or spilling salt, can cause bad luck?"
"Yep. I'm not that superstitious, but I always toss salt over my shoulder. Does that actually work?"
"Yes. Have you ever had salt in your eyes?"
"No."
"Well it's not a stupendous feeling…"
"So, have you had any other god children?"
"No. This is a new experience for us."
"How come you seemed annoyed when you first showed up?"
"Because I had no choice and was forced into this."
"So, if you had been able to choose, would you have come?"
He was about to answer, but stopped. The answer must've shown on his face, and he bit his lip.
"Well…don't worry! I'll be the best god kid ever, that way you don't have to go back to jail!" Deseray declared. Anti-Cosmo was stunned, but didn't let it show.
"I thought I was supposed to making you happy."
"Can't we help each other at the same time?"
"I suppose…"
He was a little confused. He'd just told her that Anti-Fairies were the cause of every human's misfortune, and yet she continued to be kind and promised to help him?
'Strange girl…' he thought as she pulled out a photo album.
"Want to meet my family, sorta?" she asked, opening the book.
The first picture was of her and two adults, presumably her parents, posing in front of a sign at a theme park.
"That's me and my parents at Adrenaland 2 years ago, but it was a weird day. Rides were crashing down, and my mom's back got hurt."
Anti-Cosmo looked away as he recalled that Friday the 13th. He also realized he'd seen Deseray that day, when she'd spilled salt. He'd tried to cause a little bad luck for her, but as Deseray mentioned earlier, she threw salt over her shoulder, and he'd had to rinse his eyes out 3 times that day.
Deseray turned to the next page, and it had a picture of her with an old lady.
"That's Auntie Jane. She takes care of me when Mom and Dad are out of town. Well, her or Davis, our butler." She explained, turning to another picture of an old man in a tux.
"So, where are your parents now?" Anti-Cosmo asked.
"At the moment, work. They're owners of a really big business, so they're away from home a lot…"
Anti-Cosmo recalled Jorgen saying Deseray felt lonely a lot.
"Have you told them you feel lonely?"
"Sorta…well not really. I figured they were too busy to do anything. I don't wanna bother 'em."
"You shouldn't keep it all bottled up. It's a proven fact that keeping your troubles to yourself is unhealthy for you humans."
"Well, most of us humans aren't good at sharing our emotions. Half the time no one listens."
"Well I'm not going anywhere."
Deseray looked up at him gratefully.
The next half hour passed with her spilling out everything she hadn't been able to tell her family or friends. By the end her happy demeanor had faded into a grim one, and she was staring at a picture of her and her parents.
A cup of tea was held in front of her, and she looked up startled.
"I've learned a spot of tea can always lift the spirit." Anti-Cosmo stated as Deseray took the cup.
She set it on the bedside table, and jumped up and hugged him.
"Thanks!" she said.
Of all the things Anti-Cosmo had never done or experienced, being hugged by someone other than Anti-Wanda was defiantly on the list.
"Um, sure, no problem…"
He was starting to feel strange inside.
"A-anyway, enough hugging. What do you want to do next?" he asked.
"Wanna go to the park?"
"I suppose. How far is it?"
"About 4 blocks, but we should get there in about-"
She was cut off as Anti-Cosmo poofed them away.
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Hope this is a good first chapter. I'll upload the rest once I get it typed. I tried to keep everyone in character as much as possible. R&R!