SSBB ToD

Chap 1: Intro and Chaotic Dares!

Halberd Studio. A massive crowd is seen, either gossiping, or waiting patientely.A female mobian hedgehog is seen walking up onto the stage. She had brown fur with her right bang having a purple streak on it. She wore a Young Zelda hat except the pink part was cyan, the white part was grey, and the gold coin like thing was slate and had two wind symbols that came together like a heart. She also wore a cyan v-cut sleeveless dress with a sky blue belt that held the grey banner in place. On the banner was the same symbol on the hat and the symbol that represented 'Soul'. Under the dress she wore grey tights with cyan colored platform boots with 2-inch high heels. Her eyes were a pure blue.

Robin: Hey everyone! Welcome to the Smash Bros ToD!

Crowd: -erupts with cheering-

Robin: As many of you seen, theres a lot of ToDs like this one, but we're going to attempt something a little different. You see, my triplet siblings Jay and Renee are hosting a 4-way crossover ToD involving the casts of Naruto, Sonic, NiGHTS, and Spyro. And I came up with the idea of making them a connected ToD, which means, they'll stop by here sometimes and i'll be stopping by their ToD. Hell, we may even bring their Darees over here!

Crowd: COOL!

Robin: Ok, and since this is a connected ToD, if you want to send Dares and Truths to them, we have a teleporter that will do just that. Now, time for the rules!

Ichi: There's no limit to Dares/Truths! Send in as many as you can!

Ni: Like on my siblings ToD, anyone on stage is fair game.

San: Dares must be 'T' rated, but if they aren't, we have a room for that.

Shi: Tick me off, i'll throw you off the ship. I have Meta Knight's permission.

Yon: Fun Fact: I LOVE chocolate. Give me some, and i'll embarrass myself and won't regret it.

Go: If you want to join me as a co-host, tell me what you look like.

Roku: Assist trophies and Melee characters are darable too.

Shichi: Yes, we have a punishment room. -growling is heard- Not now, Cerberus! You can wait! -growling stops-.

Hachi: The Authoriss might stop by, so DO. NOT. TICK. HER. OFF. She has a Deku Nut Launcher and a Omochao Gun.

Kyuu: Be forewarned, my sister LOVES Toon Link. So... GIVE HIM AS MANY BAD DARES AS YOU CAN!

Juu: GO CRAZY!

Crowd: YAY!

Robin: Smashers! You may enter now!

The Smashers(Including Master and Crazy Hand)

enter the room and take their seats. Robin hugs Meta Knight and Link.

Robin: You guys are awfully calm to be in another ToD.

Mario: We think you'll be nicer since Meta Knight and Link are here.

Robin: Eh, pretty much. You all know the rules?

All Smashers: -Nod-

Robin: Let's get this party started!

Crowd: YAY!

Sonic: Do you even have any dares?

Robin: Pfft! Of course I do!

YAY! I got to host a SSBB ToD! Let's see if any of you survive!

Ike: Admit your cheap and Aether yourself.

Marth: Laugh at Ike's suffering and get ready to haul ass. -Releases Marth Fangirls/Fanboys-

Roy: Laugh at your fellow Fire Emblem buddies sufferring!

King DDD: Here's a cookie. -It has some of Snake's Rat poisen in it-

Meta Knight: Help me throw Wario off the ship.

Link: Would you rather date Zelda, who had recently turned evil or become Dark Link and kill Zelda with your own two hands?

Meta Knight: Can people take you seriously without your mask?

Sonic & Shadow: Would you fight over me if Maria and Amy weren't around?

Ganondorf: Same as Link except replace Zelda with a female version of you -Refer to Rule 64-

Kirby: Falco. Well Done. I'm hungry. -Hands Smash Ball-

Crazy+Master Hands: Your opinions of the show so far?

Ike: WHAT? NEVER!

Robin: Better do it! Or else your Cerberus's next meal.

From the Punishment room: YA GOT THAT RIGHT!

Ike: O_o... I'M CHEAP! -somehow manages to Aether himself-

Marth: -Laughs like hell-

Robin: RELEASE THE MARTH FANGIRLS/BOYS!

A massive mob of Marth fangirls and fanboys runs onto the stage. Marth lets out a girly scream before running as fast as he can. Roy then laughs so hard, he almost chokes.

King DDD: Uh... Ok... -eats cookie, then dies-

Wario: -Laughs- You suck!

Meta Knight and Robin then give him the Evil Glare.

Wario: Uh, why are you two staring at me like that?

Outside the Halberd, we see Wario being shoved off the ship by Robin and Meta Knight. They high five and return to the studio.

Robin: That went well!

"Never Far Behind" by Aly and Aj is then heard. Everyone looks at Robin.

Robin: Pardon me a sec. -takes out phone and answers it- Hello...

Link: How was it throwing Wario off the ship?

Meta Knight: Let's just say we were flying over Mt. Saint Helens when we did it.

Falco: Ouch. At least he won't bug the heck outta us for a whi-

Robin: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

All smashers jump out of their seats.

Luigi: What's going on?

Robin: I won a contest! We're going to have a Artillery room installed tomarrow!

Meta Knight: Nice.

Robin: Now, answer the truths!

Link: Option 1 hands down. I could just become Dark Link and rule with her.

Zelda: Aw! That's so sweet!

Meta Knight: No one can! I get mistaken for a blue Kirby!

Kirby: Poyo! That's funny!

MK: STFU. (

Sonic: YES.

Shadow: Maybe. It depends on the situation.

Robin: Like what?

Shadow: If I had to choose dying at G.U.N.'s hands or going out with you.

Robin: Ah. Fair nough. NEXT!

Ganondorf: Same as Link. And what is 'Rule 64'?

Robin: It means 'For every male character, a female counterpart. NO EXCEPTIONS.'.

Ganondorf: O_o.

Link: X3

Kirby: Poyo! Coming right up! -Becomes Cook Kirby and looks at Falco-

Falco: Meh. At least it doesn't involve Wolf beating the snot outta me...

30 minutes later, Kirby is finished.

Kirby: Who wants roasted Falcon?

Everyone (except Fox): ME!

After eating Falco, everyone is revived.

Falco: Weird question, but how did I taste?

Robin: Delish! XD.

Master Hand: Good enough so far. I've seen better.

Crazy Hand: I LUVZ IT! -Flies around like a maniac, then knocked out by Master Hand-

Mario: Did you have to invite Crazy?

Robin: Master Hand insisted. He says it spices things up with him around.

All: Ah.

Link: Hey, since i'm your second favorite, might I say a dare?

Robin: Go ahead!

Link: FIRST TO STEAL META'S MASK GETS THE KEYS TO THE HALBERD!

Robin: YESH!

Everyone glares at Meta Knight.

MK: -sweatdrop- I'm screwed am I?

Robin: -Draws Air Blade- Start runnin, blue boy...

Meta screams and starts running. Everyone then takes off after him, weapons drawn. After a good 5 minutes...

Voice: Yo, Rob!

Robin stops to see a female mobian hedgehog with dark brown fur with hair covering her right eye and had a ponytail. She wore a spaghetti strap purple and black dress with a pink star on the chest area and a star belt around the waist, purple tights, black sandal like shoes, and long pink fingerless gloves. She had baby blue eyes.

Robin: Hi, Renee!

Renee: -sees everyone chasing Meta Knight- What's going on here?

Robin: Long story. Whatcha need?

Renee: The video of NiGHTS and Reala. Jay needs it for a dare.

Robin: I don't have it, but it's posted on my Youtube account. My username is 'LadyOfTheAir'.

Renee: K. Oh! Hold on a sec.

Renee pounces on Meta Knight and grabs his mask off him.

Meta Knight: HEY!

Renee: Aw! You look soooooooooo kawaii! X3.

Robin: You won the keys to the Halberd! -tosses the keys to Renee-

Renee: YAY! Bye sis! Bye, Toony~ -blows a kiss to Toon Link and disappears-

Toon Link: -blushes-

Meta Knight: -puts on a spare mask-

Robin: I'm sorry if this was short, but we have to end the show for the day. Ja ne!