Disclaimer: I don't own WOWP or Hannah Montana.

Author's note: This story is set in an alternate-universe.


Looking like me!

Alex Russo is in LA and now she's in Horton's HighFashion, a store that sells designer-clothes to buy a new sexy dress.

"Man, I can never buy one of these!" says Alex when she sees that a dark blue dress she wants is 4000 dollars.

"I take that one!" says a girl as she walk past Alex and grab the dress from Alex's hands.

"Hey, bitch! I had my eyes on that dress!" screams Alex as she run over to the other girl.

"Like you could ever get enough money to buy something like this..." says the other girl.

Suddenly both girls can't believe what they see. Alex and the other girl look pretty much identical. The only difference is their clothes.

"Why the fuck do you look exactly like me?" says Alex.

"It's you who's looking like me you freakin' bitch!" says the other girl.

"My name's Alex Russo and first, I'm no bitch and second, who are you?" says Alex with confidence.

"I'm Mikayla, high-level pop-star!" says Mikayla.

"Are you sure? I've never heard of you." says Alex.

"What the fuck? You've never heard of me?" says an angry Mikayla.

"Exactly! I've never heard of you!" says Alex.

"You've gotta stop looking like me now or I'll make sure you end up in jail for pretending to be me!" says Mikayla.

"That's crazy! I'm not pretending to be you. This is how I actually look like." says Alex.

"Can't be true! If I had a twin sister I would know about it." says Mikayla.

"We're not twins! We just look identical." says Alex.

"That's not possible! Tell me the truth!" says Mikayla.

"I am telling you the truth!" says Alex.

"No way, bitch!" says Mikayla as she punch Alex in the chest.

"That's it, bitch!" says Alex as she pull out her wand from her boot.

"What is that...?" says Mikayla.

"Neuroticum Stasis!" says Alex in a clear voice as she points her wand at Mikayla. A pink beam of magical light strike Mikayla in the face and she drop to the floor.

"Alex! What are you doing?" says Justin as he and Professor Crumbs appear in a flash of magical light.

"Eh, nothing..." says Alex. "Just lookin' for a dress..."

"Alexandra Russo! You have used a class-A combat-spell on a mortal girl. The Department for Illegal use of Magic and Withcraft is going to remove your powers and you'll become mortal forever." says Professor Crumbs.

"No, not that! Please, sir! I wanna keep my magic!" says Alex in a sad voice.

"Too late, miss Russo!" says Professor Crumbs.

Alex, Justin and Professor Crumbs disappear in a flash of magical light.

They appear again in a the office of Sir Andrew Deveraux, the Head of the Department for Illegal use of Magic and Withcraft.

"Miss Alexandra Russo, we do not use combat-magic on mortals!" says Sir Deveraux.

"I didn't wanna hurt her, but she..." says Alex.

"I don't need to know!" says Sir Deveraux before Alex can explain. "We shall now take your magic away and you'll become mortal."

"No! I don't wanna be mortal, sir!" says Alex as she begin to cry.

"Mr Alamain!" says Sir Deveraux.

A wizard who's wearing a uniform appears in a flash of magical light.

"Yes, sir!" says mr Alamain.

"Take away miss Russo's magic!" says Sir Deveraux.

"Incantius Homonensis Finite!" says mr Alamain as he flicks his wand.

An orb of magical energy fly from Alex to Sir Deveraux who absorb it into a diamond.

"No, my magic!" says Alex who's still crying.

"Sir, is there any way for Alex to become a wizard again?" says Justin to Professor Crumbs.

"No, she is mortal now." says Professor Crumbs.

"Alex, time to go home!" says Justin as he pull out his wand. He flicks it and he and Alex disappear in a flash of magical light.