Harry has entered the chat.
Ginny has entered the chat.
Harry: Hi, Ginny!
Ginny: Hey, Harry!
Harry: Who is Harry?
Ginny: You are.
Harry: No I'm not.
Ginny: Yes you are.
Harry: No I'm not.
Ginny: Yes you are.
Harry: No I'm not.
Ginny: Yes you are.
Harry: No I'm not.
Ginny: Where is Harry then?
Harry: Look Ginny, Harry was my old name but now I've got a spanking new one.
Ginny: What is your new name?
Harry: Do you want me to tell you?
Ginny: Yes.
Harry: Are you sure?
Ginny: Yes!
Harry: But it's a very long name.
Ginny: YES!
Harry: Okay, keep your socks on.
Ginny: TELL ME NOW!
Harry: My new name is Hakdjs Jajdks Jajdd Idjeid Jfkeo Jfke Ugkff Jeks Ofjr Owowa Qssa Qadw Ndox Zdks Socos Isowos Idme Ovf Nir Bur Jdme Higt Hfir Lfor I'd Lencie Jfnf Jddd Ott Pieshs Hejw Jdje Jeje Tor Uqua Ifmr Meje Jemr Jene Jdnes Haued Zerdentickles Testicles.
Ginny: WTF!
Harry: Check the food.
Ginny: What do you mean check the food?
Harry: I can smell it burning from up here.
Ginny: Oh Shit! Wait, what are you doing in my house? I thought you had an assignment in Wakanda.
Harry: That was a lie.
Ginny: Why did you lie to me?
Harry: Because I'm seeing another woman. In fact I'm f****ing her right now.
Ginny: Who is this slut?
Harry: Yo mama!
Ginny: WHAT?!
Harry: Yeah, you're mother is well loaded you know.
Ginny: WHAT?!
Harry: I'll send you a picture if you don't believe me.
Ginny: WHAT?!
Harry: ( Insert picture of Molly Weasley's massive chest)
Ginny: I HATE YOU!
Harry: Yeah I know. I love you too, now get back to watching the f***ing food. With your mother currently writhing in sublime pleasure, someone needs to cook the food for us. I can't f*** on empty you know.
Ginny has left the chat.