Chapter 1: Wash, rinse, damaged
(Over at Toronto, Canada: Scott Pilgrim's house, everything was peaceful and quiet…..Until)
Scott: "Awww man!"
Wallace: "What is now? More girlfriend problems?"
Scott: "As if. I lost my PSP, just bought it yesterday."
Wallace: "Well, maybe it's in that pile of dirty clothes over yonder." *points at pile of clothes*
Scott: "Nah, it wouldn't be there. Never been anywhere near it."
Wallace: "That's the point I'm trying to make, Scotty."
Scott: "What?"
Wallace: "You said you were gonna do the chores yesterday, after you said and I quote. 'Done playing my game', did you not?"
Scott: "Ummm. I don't recall…"
Wallace: "Welp, since you're not doing anything right now…"
Scott: "But I'm trying to find my game."
Wallace: "That's not important. What is important is you, taking care of your dirty laundry."
Scott: *chuckles* "Dirty laund-"
Wallace: "Now!"
(Over at Coin Laundry)
Scott: *groan* "Stupid laundry. Stupid Wallace, kicking me out."
Scott puts his dirty clothes in the washing machine
Scott: -sigh- "Just hope I find my game. That thing cost like two-hundred bucks."
Scott closes the washer and turns on the machine
Scott: "Alright-y. Now all I gotta do now is wait for the machine to-"
Suddenly, a beeping sound appeared out of nowhere
Scott: "The heck's that noise?"
The sound was then making a clacking noise.
Scott looks around
Scott: "Seriously, what is that? Is there something in my ear?"
The sound makes a Pac-man game over sound effect
Scott: "Wait a minute."
Scott turns to look at the washer and sees his PSP inside
Scott: -gasp-
5 minutes later
Scott has a wet and damp PSP in his hand
Scott: "Awww man. Two-hundred bucks down the drain, well, washer."
(Scott walks back over to the house.)
Scott comes walking in the house with clean clothes
Scott: -sigh- "I'm back!"
Wallace: "Why do you look so sad?"
Scott pulls out his damaged PSP from his pocket
Wallace: "Ooohh. That's why."
Scott: "That's the last time I listen to you."
Wallace: "What, what did I do?"
Scott: "If it wasn't for you making go out and do my laundry, I'd still have a PSP ready to play."
Wallace: "Oh wow, so what it's my fault now?"
Scott: "Well…Yeah, it is."
Wallace: "Ok I don't have time for this. If you wanna go ahead and act like a child be my guest but, I'm not gonna sit here and let you talk to me like this."
Wallace puts on his shoes and scarf, about to go outside
Scott: "Hey wait, where are you going?"
Wallace: "Out!"
Wallace then slams the door on his way out.
SLAM!
He comes back in to tell Scott…
Wallace: "by the way, Knives came by and left you something on the counter."
SLAM!
Scott: "She left me something?"
Scott went to pick up the package Knives left him
Scott: "What's this?"
Scott opens up the package and a game was inside it
Scott: "A video game? Cool."
A letter was on the package saying: "Dear Scott, I heard about you getting a PSP, so I thought you might like this. It's from Japan, a game that's really cool.
Scott: "Japan huh? Wait I thought she was Chinese or whatever."
Scott continues to read it
This is a very rare edition of this game that's hard to get. Hope you like it, love Knives."
Scott: "Awww. Oh wait, there's a P.S. Eh, oh well. Probably not important or anything."
Scott looks at the cover of the game, but it was written in Japanese
Scott: "How do you read this? It's all in Japanese."
Scott looks back on the package box to see what the title of the game was
Scott: "Oh, here it is. Choujigen Game Neptune. Sounds sweet."
Scott then remembers his damaged PSP system
Scott: "Aww man, how am I supposed to play it when my game's all wet and junk?"
Scott then thinks up an idea
He goes to his room and pulls out his laptop
Scott: "Let's see here."
He types in: Technology Repair Shop
Scott: "I bet these guys can fix my PSP."
He clicks on a website called 'Techno-nerds'
Scott: "Man, there is a lot of technology stuff that these guys fixed."
On top of the website read, 'We can even fix broken games'
Scott: "Sweet!"
Scott types in Sony PSP on the website's browser
Scott: "Wonder how much it costs to get it fixed."
The page came up with the repair cost of a PSP
It read $70
Scott: "Seventy bucks?! That's a total rip-off!"
At the top of the page it said, 'We repair any type of damage at a reasonable price'
Scott: "Tch, my ass."
Scott looked at his wet and damaged PSP and then frowned
Scott: "Well, it is for a, worthy cause."
Scott checks for the directions of where the shop is located
Scott: "Huh, not far from here. It's just a couple blocks away."
Scott picks up his PSP, puts on his jacket & snow cap, and leaves out the door
To be continued…