"Listen, we've, uh, known each other for a while now...and I think it's time we took our relationship to the next level."
"OMG! YES!"
Beavis and Butt-head sat in surprise as the two people on their TV screen proceeded to make out all the way into the bedroom.
"Whoa, Butt-head!" cried Beavis. "That dude's gonna score!"
"Yeah! That was cool," agreed Butt-head. "He didn't have to pay that chick or anything."
"So how can we do that, how can we do that?!" Beavis asked excitedly. "Hm-hm-heh!"
"Calm down, Beavis," chortled Butt-head. "That dude only scored because he hung out with that chick a lot. We can't score like that because we don't even KNOW any chicks."
"Meh heh heh! But, um, what about Daria, Butt-head?"
"Gross! I'm not gonna do it with Diarrhea! Uh huh huh."
"I know! Heh heh! I'm just saying, she's a chick. Hm heh. And we know her." explained Beavis.
(He and Butt-head were honestly jealous of Daria's smarts, so they often pretended to dislike her. They actually respected her quite a bit, but they didn't want her to think she was cooler than them or anything.)
"Daria's not even a chick, dumbass!" Butt-head snapped. "She's, like...a girl."
"Heheh, yeah. Um, like...what's the difference?"
"Dammit, Beavis, it's no wonder you haven't scored. You don't know anything about women."
"You haven't scored yet either, fartknocker!"
"Uhhh...oh, yeah. Uh, okay. Diarrhea's got, like, a vagina, so she's a girl. But she doesn't have boobs or a BUTT," Butt-head paused to laugh. "So she's not a chick, then. Uh huh, uh huh huh."
"Ohhh," nodded Beavis. "I get it! 'cause if she was a chick, then we'd wanna score with her and stuff! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!"
"Beavis, you have learned," Butt-head said sagely.
"Heh-heh. Thank you, drive through. Heh-heh."
"Well, maybe YOU wanna score with her," teased Butt-head. "Uh huh huh."
"SHUT UP! Hehe! No way! Hm-hm-heh. Butthole!"
The two of them quieted down again as the couple on TV got chainsawed to death.
(A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed this dumb little...whatever it was. Maybe you got a laugh out of it. I just drew this somewhere and, as usual, was like..."other people must hear how stupid I am". So, yeah, uh, please review and fave if you liked. If not, then, well, that's life. I'm probably gonna end up writing more dumb little Beavis & Butt-head stories, so stick around for those.
Au revoir!)