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Blue Dream
Chapter 1: A Hot Topic
7:45 PM
On a Friday
Townsville, CA
The City of Townsville was simmering down after yet another day of commuting, transactions, hour-long lunch breaks, and crime-fighting. Nothing new, but nothing old, either. The city was at peace with the denizens of Monster Island, and the supervillains who once made the underground crimewave mainstream.
The services of the Powerpuffs were no longer required as law enforcement was gradually built up as a more competent unit. It was in the years of elementary past when an act of humility on Blossom's part helped them cement a bond of friendship with the Rowdyruff Boys, their formerly evil counterparts, which gradually mutated into something more through the years. Each girl and boy slowly but surely morphed into men and women, gravitating towards the other one of their colorful resemblance.
Boomer and Buttercup were spending a friendly evening together, exploring their city for the billionth time. The sun was setting as they ambled along a beach trail. The orange sky made the shy guy speak the first thing on his mind.
"I could totally masturbate to a sunset," Boomer blurted, shoving his hands as far down his jean pockets as he could. His ladyfriend stopped and stared with the sneeriest of sneers. "Sorry! Just saying."
"Thus begins the awkward silence I've been fearing..." she jeered. "... but now that you mention it... I probably could, too." Her smile veered.
"What makes them so hot?" He wondered.
"I haven't the slightest clue. Maybe it's the way they burn, or the mellow atmosphere they provide... or maybe because it's the only time of day when you can stare into that bright, fat ball and not scorch your retinas. Gets me kinda', tingly."
"It makes you look amazing, that's for certain!"
"I've been told I radiate in sunshine... so does everything else, technically. Cancer'll be the new green, before long."
"What about sunrises? Those are pretty mellow, right?"
"I'm not waking up super early for that shit. I'm a lady. I can wait for the reverse sunrise. Jesus, I'm no early bird."
"Reverse sunrise'... sounds like a sex thing."
"I prefer it to 'reverse cowgirl.' I'll have to get on that with Butch."
"What sets it apart from regular you-on-top?"
"I'm not sure. Perhaps we can discuss it over a group dinner, sometime soon."
"You're pretty open about this shit, aren't you? Your sister is pretty tame."
"We're only superhuman, Boomer. Bubbles just won't accept that. Her talks are always clean and pure. We have the right to talk about anything that comes to mind."
"You must really trust me."
"Gimme a reason not to. I'm seeing your brother, and you're with my sister... we've known each other for years... we blew each other through high school. I believe you're a mature, trusting person."
"Why, thank you. That's gotta be one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me!"
"It's what friends are for."
"So, Butters. Anything else on your mind of masonry?"
"Have I told you about the time brother discovered a new use for butter?"