Disclaimer: Hey, guess what! I don't own any of these characters either. I'm gonna go sulk in a corner now due to my lack of owning characters. ::sniffles::
"It's a Small, Small World"
"So It Begins…"
"Link! Com'on Link, wake-up! It's another beautiful morning in Hyrule thanks to you." Navi tugged on the sleeve of Link's shirt repeatedly before she was hit in the head by Link's hand. The fairy crashed into the opposite wall and slid down to the floor. "Ouchies…"
Yawning, Link flipped over onto his back in bed and sat up, stretching. He looked out the window and shielded his eyes for a moment from the sunlight. For a moment he stared out at the Kokiri Forest. "Wonderful. Another dull day." He thought.
The young Hylian stood and reached for his hat, which rested on the bedpost. He slipped it on then reached for his sword and shield. Link finally slipped on his boots and headed out into the fresh, spring like weather morning.
Link sat on the edge of his front porch, dangling his legs over and looking around. He yawned again and wished his spooty little fairy had never got him up that morning. Ever since he had saved Hyrule (again), the place had been so boring it was unbearable. His young, restless warrior spirit drove him to seek out adventure and beat up on monsters that scared the pants off of everyone else.
It was then that the idea struck him with the force of a rabid otaku in search on pocky: he needed a vacation, and a long one at that. And it needed to be as far away from the boring realm of Hyrule as he could get.
"Link! Link!" Navi came flying out of the house. "Why don't we go check up on the Gorons today? Something might be going on there, and…yipe!" Navi found herself trapped in an empty milk bottle.
"Ok, fairy. You and I are gonna go on a vacation." Stowing the bottle away, Link headed out of the forest. Once he had entered Hyrule Field, he whipped out the Ocarina of Time, played Epona's Song and waited for his trusty steed. He boarded the young horse and headed off for Hyrule Market.
"Welcome to Hyrule Travel Agency. Can I help you young man?" The service clerk asked as Link walked in to the travel office. She smiled widely at him.
"I need to book a trip to someplace far, far away." Link said, hoping the lady would answer with some unknown country off in any direction.
"Aw…isn't that cute. I'm sorry young man, but I'll need to speak to your mommy or daddy if you want to go somewhere."
"Mommy or daddy?" Link thought. "Does this lady know who I am? I've only saved her country five times!" Standing straight and clearing his throat, Link looked at the lady. "I don't have a mom or dad and I really need to go someplace. Don't you have any special discounts for heroes or anything?"
"That is just so cute, but I'm afraid I still have to see your parents or a legal guardian." The lady said, continuing to smile. Her smile was starting to scare Link.
The young hero sighed. This lady obviously didn't recognize the boy who had saved her butt multiple times. Link headed out of the office, still determined to get away from Hyrule as soon as possible.
Another idea came to Link's head suddenly. He rushed to the Temple of Time and stood in front of the stone alter once again. Reaching into his pockets, he pulled out the three spiritual stones and began to place each one in their slots one by one.
As Link reached into his pocket to pull out Zora's Sapphire, the bottle holding Navi tumbled out of his pocket and shattered on the stone, releasing a dizzy fairy.
"Ow…my head…Link! What are you doing with those stones? There isn't any emergency! All of Hyrule is safe thanks to you." Navi flew around his head in circles lecturing him.
"I need a vacation, fairy. So live with it." Link placed the final stone into the alter and played the Song of Time on his Ocarina. The Triforce carving above the Door of Time began to glow a bright gold. The Door split and open, revealing the legendary blade.
"Link! You're only supposed to use that incase of an emergency!" Navi yelled. She grabbed onto the tail of his shirt and tried to pull him back.
"This is an emergency. If I don't get away from her soon I'm gonna be as air headed as you!" Link trudged forward towards the blade, dragging Navi along with him.
The sword was just a fingertip away. Just then a new voice echoed throughout the room.
"Muahahahaha! Now I shall go into the Sacred Realm and claim the legendary relic, the Triforce, all for my own and become the ultimate King of Evil!" Ganondorf continued to laugh evilly.
Link spun around, sending Navi flying off of his shirt and into the stone wall.
"Ouchies…" The fairy went unconscious.
"Ganondorf?! I thought I locked you away…again." Link looked at the Gerudo King.
Ganondorf stopped laughing and looked at the pintsized hero. "Dang! I came in too early again! I never get my timing right for these things!"
"How did you get out this time?" Link asked, confused as to why his rival had appeared again, just when he had been so close to a vacation.
"Good behavior. I'll tell you, those Goddesses are something else. And good at card games too." Ganondorf smiled.
"You've got to be kidding me." Link sighed and shook his head. "Listen, not to be rude because I know we've been at this whole you capture Zelda, I come save her thing for a while, but I was really looking forward to a vacation. Do you think you can just pause for a little while? I promise I won't book my trip for more than two weeks."
"What, you finally got bored with this place?" Ganondorf asked.
"Duh. Why else would I be going anywhere? And if I have to help Zelda shop for a new pair of shoes one more time someone's gonna have to save her from me."
"Woah, slow down, shorty." Ganondorf said. "Ok, I'll put off taking over the world for a short while."
"Really? Thank you, thank you, thank-wait. What's the catch?" Link cocked an eyebrow at the King of Evil.
"I get to come with you."
"What?!"
"Well, us Evil Kings need a break too, you know. It isn't exactly like world domination is an easy thing."
"Ok, ok. But we split fees fifty-fifty. Deal?" Link stuck out his hand.
"Deal." Ganondorf shook the small Hylian's hand.
"Link!!! Link! Link! Link! What are you thinking?" Navi was up again and more annoying than ever. "You can't make a deal with this guy! He'll probably try and blow up wherever else you go!"
Ganondorf brought up a hand and shot a tiny blast of purple light at the screaming fairy. The next thing Navi knew she was in a small, purple, soundproof bubble. Try as she might, she could not get out.
"Thank you!!! Man, you aren't that bad when you aren't trying to take over the world." Link was eternally grateful to Ganondorf now that he had shut the spooty little fairy up.
"And you aren't that bad when you aren't beating me to death with a sword. Ok, enough happy moments. Let's go!"
Link turned to face the blade again. He grabbed the blue handle of the Master Sword and pulled with all of his might. The room was filled with a bright blue light and time changed.