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Prologue
Ventus was happily cleaning the rented townhouse where Vanitas and he lived in since their high school graduation. Early freedom from his nursing course gave Ventus the excuse to clean up their living quarters before the trip to Oblivion city. Oblivion city is renowned for their night clubs and rave events at different districts. The common phrase entering Oblivion city, "To lose is to find, to find is to lose". Whether that meant losing your wallet, friends or your virginity; it stays true to its motto. Ventus planned to go there with his group of friends and his boyfriend: Vanitas. Ventus stopped in his cleaning tracks when he overheard sounds coming from the backyard.
Was that someone laughing outside?
He walked outside their townhouse fit for a family of four. In truth, the townhouse belongs to Tifa, Vanitas' aunt. She was having great difficulty getting anyone to rent the 'haunted house' with rumours of disappearance and strange lights. Vanitas was headstrong into getting the place, but it took time to assure Ventus. When Tifa heard about the couple wanting to rent the home, she made this statement: "as your relative, I will gladly let you keep this house if you will stay and rent the place for one year". This agreement seems too good to be true. The rent itself was just $700 with utilities, a blessing for a student's finance. Ventus still believed the rumours and images of ghost or demonic entities crept into his dreams early on. Ventus eventually stop having the nightmares and began loving the house.
As Ventus past the gate to the backyard, he was immediately tackled from behind followed by more laughter.
**Radiant University**
Vanitas handed in his thesis paper about time flux theory. His professors commented that he redefined their understanding of spacetime. Vanitas usually shrugged off the compliments as he rather not spends more of his life on writing his idea. He'd rather take them to another level and implement them to practical use. Such thoughts were met with comments about being a mad genius.
Now just a week to kick back and have some alone time with Ven
He wasn't just a genius, he was a very sex driven genius. Ventus once said that all his creativity came from their long nights in bed. How Vanitas yearn and thought about taking Ventus into a missionary position.
"Hey Vanitas, remember that we agree to meet tomorrow at your place before the trip." The voice was coming from a blue dyed hair woman named Aqua. She was the one who played matchmaker and set Ventus and Vanitas on a date.
"Yeah, Ven told me about it." He waved back to her.
"Think you can hold your libido before the trip? Really want to hit the night scene without watching Ven limp his way there".
That comment came from Ventus other more irritating friend: Terra. Vanitas and Terra have had a bit of a rivalry. Both had a crush on Ventus and even ask Aqua for help. She helped out both of them, setting dates up for Ventus. In the end, Ventus went for Vanitas. Terra took some time away from the newly formed couple before returning back as a friend. He still holds a grudge against Vanitas, but made peace and swore that he will work on trusting Vanitas.
"Not making promises I can't keep"
"Terra… remember our talk"
"Fine,fine… Vanitas, I'm-m sorry for that last comment. See you tomorrow".
Vanitas turned to Aqua.
"If I didn't know better, I say he became your bitch."
"He's just a soft cuddly bear, trying to look tough. Kinda like you when you are around Ven."
"Please, don't compare me with Terra."
"Then, promise to be ready tomorrow. Oblivion city is calling for us. WOOO!"
Vanitas saw Aqua as a totally enigma. Friendly and weird; possibly bi-polar. Vanitas headed his way to the townhouse. He was thinking that tonight would be special.
**Present home**
He inserted the key and opened the door. No sign of Ventus.
"VENNN!"
He shouted out. No answers again. Footsteps were accelerating toward Vanitas. Vanitas didn't have time to react as he turned and got tackled down hard. He opened his eyes to find two 4 year olds clamping their arms over him.
"Daddy, daddy, daddy!"
WHAT THE?
They started to nuzzle at his shirt. The two kids were strikingly familiar in appearance to him and Ventus. One boy had his spiky hair in an outward form, hair more of a murky brunette colour and eyes of blue hue. Without a doubt, it was an imperfect mirror image of Vanitas. The other boy was Ventus but one third the size. His hair more lighter tone while his skin was more darken much like himself. Besides the small differences, these two boys were like mini version of themselves.
"Ven, what is going on here?" He looked for his missing blonde.
"heheh, daddy's home. Daddy home. Daddy home." They both chanted it while hugging him down.
"Sorry, Vani. I just rested my eyes a bit, I must have dozed off."
"Can you explain this?" He pointed to the lovable toddlers.
"I found them in the backyard; they knock me down as well. They were also calling me daddy too."
"Is this some sick joke by your friends?"
"No, it can't be."
"So where are their parents? Orphans, maybe?"
"They aren't dressed like orphans."
"So what are their names?"
"SORA","ROXAS"; the two boys spoke their names with cheery grins.
Vanitas was still pinned down by the tots and looked at Ven direction. "Help them off of me".
"Noooo.. want daddy". The boys were tightening their grips and shutting their eyes. Their heads buried into Vanitas shirt. Vanitas feeling sore on his arms supporting him; he went into a quick swoop and grab the boys as he stood up. He moved himself and the boys onto the couch to sit more comfortably.
"Do it again!" spoke Roxas
"Yes yes…"
"Ven, who are their real parents?"
"How should I know? I'm just as confused as you, Vani."
On instinct, the boys pointed their two hands to the bickering couple. Vanitas seems unmoved, but Ventus was shocked.
"We-we're the parents?" Ventus said.
"Do you see either of us having a secret vagina and ovary hidden somewhere? There is no way we have kids together." Vanitas was quick to point out the flawed logic.
"Then what are they?"
"Lying orphans, who should be heading to the orphanage."
Vanitas said it in a stern tone. He would not believe these mysterious kids were their own. It doesn't even make sense. Ventus was indecisive about this. He really does want to keep the kids and turn this into a happy family. Roxas and Sora were clueless about Vanitas and Ventus' chat. Out of impulse, they let go of Vanitas and hugged Ventus.
"Good, now we can drag them to the nearby orphanage." Vanitas proposed.
**Ten years in the future**
"I can't believe you lost our only children!" shrieked Ventus.
"Would you stop pointing fingers and help me look for them?" Vanitas said.
Ventus grumbled while searching for clues about the whereabouts of Sora and Roxas. In his search, he found some gizmos, tools, toys scattered all around. The mere thought of them injured made Ventus even more frantic in his search. Vanitas was strolling around the house, making his way to the living room. He looked at a picture that was dated 10 years ago back on that spring break. He remembered the photo mark a special time; however, he spots something that didn't belong.
"VEN! I FOUND THE KIDS!"
The thunderous footsteps of Ventus as he rushed to Vanitas side.
"Where?" Blue eyes scanning the room.
"Not where, when." Vanitas pointed to the frame.
Take a look at this photo. Remember that it was taken ten years ago?"
"Oh my goddess," gasped Ventus.
Ventus analyzed the photo over and over. He shuddered and pull toward Vanitas for comfort. "This is all yours fault. You and your time flux machine. Why do you even keep that laying around in the house?"
"Okay, before you continue to blame me: A) you wanted me to spend more time at home and with the kids. B) I had to continue this funded research. C) I haven't got laid in over 2 months."
"Oh don't.. u blame it on me. You and your overzealous penis."
"I can and I did. If you don't mind, I need to do a recording."
**Present**
Vanitas was busying chasing the kids down, while Ventus watch them play cat and mouse. Ventus was kinda on the fence whether to take them to the orphanage or keep them.
"Ven, come on and grab Roxas."
Roxas was nabbed right by Ventus. Vanitas was able to tumble roll and grabbed Sora in mid action. "Gotacha, Sora." Sora was cheering from getting caught. "Yay daddy".
"Stop calling me daddy" Vanitas turn to see a light flashing.
A bright object appeared in the middle of the living room.
"Oooo pretty", "and shiny" both Sora and Roxas said in sequence.
The light dispersed into a silver chrome tablet. Ventus went to take a look at it.
"Don't, it could be dangerous" Vanitas gripped Ven's hand before he reached it.
"It's looks like an Ipad."
Ventus used his free hand to click the power button.
The next event was a recording by Vanitas but he looked a bit older. Some bags under his eyes expressing little sleep in his condition.
"To my past self,
This is a recording dating 10 years in your future. If you happen to find two little kids running around, go say hello to your future biological children."
Sora was waving to Vanitas on the screen thinking it was a t.v. show."Daddy on TV."
"Daddy bestest daddy." Spoke Roxas clinging onto Ventus.
Ven just lit up from that message.
"Oh my goodness, I'm a parent." Ventus was hugging Roxas and doing a little dance with him. Roxas laughing it up from Ven's happy dance. From Vanitas point of view, he was still in denial about this message. Thinking it must be some trick or illusion.
"This must be a joke"
"This isn't a joke, past me." Vanitas raised his eyebrow. "How did he know I would…"
"Think that? I could take a wild guess about what my younger self would think. As proof that this is real, we secretly have a bondage photo of Ventus with his pants and shirt off and completely drugged."
"YOU WHAT!" Spoke simultaneously by Ventus from the future and the present.
Vanitas facepalm himself and thought how dumb his future self has become. Future Vanitas nodge future Ven aside to continue on.
"Please look after 'our' children for seven days. I'll make a shuttle to transport them back to their timeline by then." The tablet blacked out after the message finished.
Vanitas of the present was utterly dumbfounded. He is now confronted with a mind boggling truth of having children that belong to him. Ventus was taking it in good stride, however, he was still thinking about that one line. Moving up to Vanitas, "hand over the photo." Ventus gestured with his free hand to Vanitas.
"We got other things to worry about."
"Quit changing the subject"
"How can I not? We have kids. How do you expect me to handle this."
Sora tugged onto Vanitas pant. "Daddy, me hungry." Sora and Roxas began rubbing their belly. "I think they're hungry. I'll go make some cheese sandwiches, but I'm not about to drop that photo topic."
Vanitas shrugged. He stared at the kids as they were trying to seek Vanitas' attention. Sora was making faces while Roxas was doing dodge rolls.
"Dinner's ready!"
The unusual family of all males sat down to eat. The meal didn't last long. Laughter and smile filled the dining table. Ventus couldn't help, but smile at the kids. Vanitas finished his meal quickly and left the table. Vanitas went to take a cold shower. He does it to help think. Meanwhile, Ven went to tuck in the kids into his bedroom which became their kid's room now.
"Sleep well, Roxas. You too, Sora."
"Can we play more tomorrow?"
"Of course we can."
Roxas and Sora closed their eyes. The sight of them sleeping was completely angelic. So pure and innocent. Ventus could never dream of having such beautiful sons. Ven entered the master bedroom with Vanitas already in his sleepwear. Sleepwear was another way of saying, clothing optional.
"This day keeps getting worse and worse." Vanitas said with a sigh.
"Aww, but this is rare chance to have a family. I always wanted to raise a family with you, Vani."
"Yeah, I thought about it as well. But this is just too sudden. I'm not ready to be a father."
"Well, I already see you as a great lover."
Vanitas smirked at that compliment. "Well… It isn't easy to be a good lover." Vanitas beckon Ventus to bed. It wasn't long until they were kissing and Vanitas slowly removing Ventus' clothing. Vanitas was about to make his next move until some footsteps and calls of daddy enter the room.
"Daddy, can we sleep with you." Sora said
"I got scared," Roxas whimpered and shed a tear.
"Don't worry, you can sleep with us tonight."
"YAY!" the boys scrambled into the middle of the bed. Vanitas was in disbelief.
My own kids just cockblock me.
"Daddy, it's hot here. I don't want to wear clothes."
"So take it off" Vanitas said unsympathetically.
Sora and Roxas toss away their clothing from Vanitas approval. "Sora, Roxas put your clothes back on."
"But daddy says its ok."
"Well, daddy being a dumdum head." Sora and Roxas started making puppy dog eyes. Ventus tried to look away, but couldn't resist that look. "Okay, you can sleep like this. But just for tonight. Tomorrow, you wear pjs."
Claiming their victory, Sora cuddled onto a sleeping Vanitas. Vanitas fell asleep after the short chat with the kids. Roxas followed Sora and tried to hug Vanitas, but mostly clinging to his brother.
It was an adorable sight: Vanitas with Sora and Roxas clinging to his right arm with the blanket covering their birthday suits. Ventus didn't want to break the chain so he got under the blanket and wrapped his arms around both Roxas and Sora to keep them warm.
Boy, can't wait to see Vani' reaction in the morning
A crescent moon beamed down its light to the newly formed family sleeping together for their first night.
AN: This story is intended to be a family/comedy style. Yes, there may be some fluff and light lemon scene. Nothing detail as I want to show Vanitas and Ventus in the role of a parent. I'm currently working on adding more descriptive scene and less choppy clips. Review and let me know if this may be over the top.