"Asuka! Today we settle this!" Homura shouted from where she stood atop a streetlamp.
She flourished a Katana menacingly at her... for lack of a better word "Rival" in an attempt to get her attention.
"Not now Homura-chan, I'm eating lunch," Asuka replied, not looking up from her futomaki sushi roll - Only because she still had it in her mouth at the time, it came across as "Mmm mmm mmmph-phmm, 'm mmphmh phmph."
Homura flushed red with embarrassment, angrily glaring at the gawking onlookers.
"Homura, let her eat her lunch in peace," Haruka called from a table not from where Asuka sat, "She'll have plenty of time to flirt with you when she's finished."
Snickering on the part of the other customers on the porch broke out - And it did not escape homura's notice.
"Sh-shut up!" Homura shouted angrily, almost losing her footing as she stomped a foot in rage, "And what are you doing here!?"
"Haruka-Sama!" Mirai shouted angrily, slamming her empty water glass down on the table and glaring at the woman across from her, "Why did you have to draw her attention to us!?"
Yagyuu, who was sitting next to Mirai, quietly put an arm around the smaller woman's shoulder, but said nothing.
Hibari - who was seated across from Yagyuu and next to Haruka - was too busy keeping Haruka and Yagyuu from kicking each other under the table to comment.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING WITH THEM!?" Homura roared indignantly, pointing at them with her sword, beet-red with anger, and in response, Haruka looked Homura in the eye, and once she was certain that she'd made eye contact, kissed Hibari right on the mouth.
Homura fell off the lamp post - And chaos reigned.
"Honestly Yagyuu-chan, it was just a kiss," Hibari said in annoyance as she pulled a swearing Mirai out from the rubble, "There was no need to react like that."
"XXXXXXXXXXXX!" Mirai screamed at the world in general, "XXXXXXX,XXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXXX!"
"Mirai-chan, language!" Hibari scolded, brushing wood and plaster out of her girlfriend's hair, "This is all because you threw all of those explosives everywhere!"
"HARUKA. MIRAI." Homura's voice cut through the air like an axe through a paper wall, "EXPLAIN."
Mirai bleached, and attempted to bolt.
Hibari, having expected this, ensnared Mirai around the waist with her arms.
"Well, Homura, it's very simple," Haruka said, stepping out from behind one of the few parts of the building that had remained standing, "I'm dating Hibari, who is Yagyuu's girlfriend, only Yagyuu is also dating Mirai, as am I."
Homura suspected that Haruka was deliberately being confusing in order to infuriate her - and she was right.
Being deliberately infuriating was one of Haruka's main sources of entertainment.
"HOMURA-CHAN!" Asuka shouted angrily, marching over to where Homura stood from the sidelines, "I understand that you wanted to see me, but couldn't you have waited five minutes!?"
Homura flushed a deep crimson.
However, before Homura had a chance to respond, Asuka snapped her fingers, dropping the Ninja barrier that she had raised when things had started to go sideways, throwing all present back into the real world.
And so it was that all of the restaurant patrons that afternoon saw Asuka drag Homura away by the ear.