Random Twilight Excerpt: I Know What You Are
"I know what you are."
Edward nervously gulped, fear making his voice harder than normal. "Say it. Out loud. Say it!"
"...Vampire."
"And are you - Wait, what?"
"Well, you are a vampire, aren't you? You're impossibly strong, and fast. Your skin is pale and white, with camp sparkles, and the blurb of this book states that I'm right."
"NO! I'm a wizard, Bitch! What, just because I don't have a stupid scar, people have to think I'm some stupid, sparkly pretty boy?"
"Edward...I'm sorry-"
But Edward was gone, leaving only a trail of glitter behind him, and mubling something about "I'll show Harry."