SASUKE! QUEER!
Chapter One: Duh Duh DUHMMMM
Disclaimer: You own the T. W. B. Or also known as Time With Brittney and I, Oh I... I own the following information:
Author's note: I own those lovely bunch of coconuts so deedle-a-dee away from them! twitch twitch
What you need to know: Just incase you're one of those people who want to know what's going to take place in this fan fiction... you're screwed. But I will tell you who some of the people I'm going to use in this fiction are. They include the following clears throat Gaara, Lee, Iruka-sensei, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi-sensei, Itachi Uchiha, and sadly enough... Sakura. Eek.. Saying her name makes me feel all dirty. washes mouth out with heavy duty soap
It was just another normal day for villagers. Gaara was being creepy, Lee was being a bully, Iruka-sensei was being... sensei-ish, and Naruto was eating half his body weight in noodles. (The word "naruto" must have a secret meaning... like 'the love of noodles or some crazy thing like that T. W. B.) Everything was as it should be... except Sasuke. He was being abnormally happy lately. I mean... wasn't he always upset about something? His mother, father, and WHAT ABOUT ITACHI! He's acting like he cares about Naruto and Sakura too. The other day someone tripped Naruto and Sasuke acted as if someone had just mentally declared war on him. He silently cursed the burnett until they backed off and ran. I would too, I mean.. Evil Sasuke armed with ninja toys RUN B'YATCH! So... normally Sakura wanted to know what was going on with him. His remark was simply 'nothing.' So now Sasuke has been the happy, jumping, 'let's hang out' guy like what I like to refer to as a QUEER.
"Sasuke can't be queer! That would be just plain... NO!" Sakura said while trying not to take such an evil idea to mind.
"Ok Sakura, something's not right. He cares about me now, that's not normal." Naruto said looking at the noodle cup placed in front of him.
"You know what Naruto? MORE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE YOU IF YOU'D LISTEN TO THEM INSTEAD OF YOUR STOMACH!" Sakura yelled standing up and walking towards the door, "I'll prove to you that my Sasuke isn't gay. So you and me are going to find out the hard way... through investigating!"
"Wike wow?" Naruto asked while shoveling in mouth fulls of noodles at once. (Translation: "Like how?" this has been time with Brittney! Come again!)
"Eck, you disgust me. Stop eating and lets go, we have to go buy some supplies for our mission!" Sakura pointed to the sky as if she were waiting to be struck down by a lightning bolt from God.
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that's all you get right now. If no one reviews then I'm not gonna waist what little free time I have writing a dead story. So if you think I should continue, say so... I already have this story planned out... it'll be interesting I promise! I 3 my freaks.. I mean fans.. I 3 my... fans... yeah... BYE!