The Twin Troublemakers
Chapter 1
A bright sun shines over a small village. The village contained lots of small houses no bigger than two stories. The citizens of the village seemed happy and content. Their happiness is suddenly broken when a blond haired boy with blue eyes wearing a black shirt, goggles, and orange pants with an orange jacket tied to his waste runs right past them with a bucket in his hand. This boy was being chased by two individuals wearing a black long-sleeved shirt with black pants, a green vest, open toed shoes and a head band with a symbol carved into it were chasing after him.
"You can't catch me!" a blond haired boy yells at the two guys. The blond haired boy had just painted over a bunch of faces of people carved into a cliff that looks over the small village they were in. The blond haired boy starts jumping on the roof of the houses in order to avoid them but the guys keep chasing here.
"Get back here Naruto" yells one of the men at the blond. "You will pay for what you did to the Hokage faces."
"Please" yelled Naruto "I think it looks better this way."
Meanwhile another individual dressed the same as the two individuals bursts into a room where an old man was painting.
"Lord Hokage" said the man to the old man. "It's an emergency."
"I hope you aren't bothering me over something trivial" said the old man. "And don't tell me it's Naruto again."
"It is Naruto again he climbed onto the great stone faces and put graffiti on the Hokage."
The old man takes a big sigh and follows the man out the room. He walks onto a balcony and sees what Naruto has done.
"Well when you capture him make sure he cleans it up" said the old man
"Yes Lord Hokage" said the man.
Back with Naruto he manages to escape his pursuers by hiding behind a cloth disguised as the fence escaping without them noticing.
Naruto laughs. "That was way too easy."
"You think so NARUTO!" says a voice behind Naruto.
Naruto jumps up and lands on his ass. He turns and sees a male dressed like the other people chasing him he had a scar on his nose and brown hair tied back in a ponytail.
"Where'd you come from Iruka-sensei" says Naruto to the man. "What are you doing here?"
"No Naruto" says Iruka "What are you doing here you're supposed to be in class."
Naruto gives a big grin and starts to run. Iruka takes out some rope and ties Naruto down. He then picks him up and carries him away.
Elsewhere there was a school with a large courtyard. There were kunai and Shuriken scattered everywhere. Inside was a classroom of restless students. They were all talking amonst themselves. In the very back was a kid that looked almost exactly like Naruto except with black hair. He had a similar outfit on also only it was blue instead of orange.
"Hey Menma" said one of the kids to the black haired Naruto. "What's your brother done this time? He better not have done anything to screw us over again."
Menma closes his eyes leaning forward onto the desk.
"Menma" said another kid. "You really need to keep a stronger leash on your brother. Wouldn't want him to get into accidents." Suddenly a kunai brushes past that kids landing on his desk. Part of his hair was cut by it. Menma then stares at the kid intensely. The kid then sits down staying quiet. Iruka enters the classroom carrying Naruto. All of the student's eyes were on Naruto as he places him in the front of the class.
"I'm at the end of my rope Naruto" said Iruka "You failed the graduation test twice and now you are on the verge of messing it up again." Naruto turns his head away from him. Angered Iruka turns to the rest of the class. "Fine, because Naruto missed it I want everyone to line up and perform the transformation jutsu again."
Everyone starts wining and giving angry faces to Naruto. All the students get out their chairs and form a line. Iruka unties Naruto and points for him to get in line. Naruto walks over to the line.
Naruto spots Menma who saved him a spot in front of him and walks over.
"Thanks Menma" said Naruto.
"Yeah, thanks Naruto, way to screw it up for all of us again!" said a random kid. Menma glances behind him staring the kid who immediately shuts up turning away. One by one Iruka call the individuals up to transform. Most of the students transformed into him. It finally got to Naruto. He walks up to Iruka and does a hand sign. He yells "Transform" and turns into a female version of himself completely naked with pigtails. Iruka gets a surprised look on his face and blood shoots out of his nose. Naruto turns back to normal and starts laughing.
"You see that?" says Naruto "I call that my Sexy jutsu."
"CUT YOUR STUPID TRICKS" says Iruka "THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING."
Everyone with the exception of Menma just glares at Naruto.
Menma just looks back at the kids they seem to avert their eyes when they saw him looking at them.
After school Naruto is forced to clean up the graffiti he made on the Hokage faces and is supervised by Iruka. He grabs a bucket of water and a sponge and hands it to Naruto. Naruto starts cleaning the paint off the faces.
"You aren't going to leave until you wipe off every ounce of paint" said Iruka
"It's fine by me" said Naruto "It's not like I have anything better to do."
Menma then shows up with blood covering his hands. Iruka looks at Menma with a disappointed look.
"Menma, how many times to I have to tell you not to beat up the students?" said Iruka.
"Relax Iruka sensei" said Menma. "Nobody need to be hospitalized this time."
"That's not the….forget it." Iruka sighs in frustration.
"Mind if I help Naruto clean?"
"Go"
Menma jumps down to where Naruto is and grabs a sponge. He starts wiping off the paint on the Hokage faces.
"How many did you fight Menma?" asked Naruto.
"Six" said Menma.
"You know their parents are going to—"
"Let them, I don't care about their parents getting upset cause their kids don't know how to behave. They always give off this irritating aura whenever I'm around them."
Naruto sighs. "Look Menma, don't get into fights because of me."
"I didn't do it because of you. I did it because I wanted to."
Naruto sighs as he continues to wipe off the paint. "No you didn't" he said to himself.
Naruto and Menma manage to clean up all the paint just before the sun starts to set. The two of them head over to a Ramen shop with Iruka and sit down in the small chairs. The three of them begin to eat.
"The both of you are quite the trouble makers you know that?" said Iruka. "One pulls pranks and the other gets into fights. I mean, what were you both thinking?" Menma stays quiet. "Naruto, I'm curious, why would you do that to the Hokage faces? I mean don't you know who the Hokage are?
"Of course" said Naruto. "They are the greatest ninja of their time. The best of the best undefeated ninja champs. And the fourth Hokage is the one who saved the village from the nine tailed fox. He was the most amazing."
"Then why did you…" asked Iruka
"Because I'm going to surpass all of them" said Naruto. "Me Naruto the next Hokage a ninja legend. Then everyone will stop disrespecting me and look up to me. Believe it."
Iruka couldn't help but smile as Naruto said that.
"By the way Iruka-sensei" said Naruto "I kind of want to ask a favor."
"What is it" said Iruka.
"Can I try on your headband?"
"Oh this? No way. You can only wear the leaf headband when you graduate from the academy and become a ninja. You and Menma got to pass the test tomorrow."
"Aww man that's not fair."
The three of them finish their meal and Iruka leave them. Naruto and Menma make their way back to their home.
"Naruto?" said Menma. "Are you ready for the exam tomorrow?"
"Of course" said Naruto. "I'll pass this time for sure."
"So you mastered the clone jutsu?"
Naruto takes a long pause. "Um….yeah, I'm sure I'll pass, Believe it."
Menma looks at Naruto intensely for a minute before letting out a sigh. "Okay then, make sure you do. Wouldn't want to fall behind right?"
"Um…right. Come on Menma, let's hurry home." Naruto rushes ahead of Menma. Menma just stares as he goes.
"Are you really ready Naruto?" said Menma. "Will you be okay without me?" Menma lets out a sigh and starts running to catch up to Naruto.