Disclaimer I am not Jonathan Larson therefore these charcters are not mine.
That was a very loud beep I don't even know if this is working.
Oh no! It's Mrs. Cohen! RUN!
Mark are you there are screening your calls it's mom.
Nooo really! Wouldn't of noticed from the annoying happy tone.
Wanted to call and say we love you and we'll miss you tomrrow. Cindy and the kids are here send their love.
Wow I'm glad I decided not to go home for Christmas. I'd have to deal with Cindy and the brats.
oh! Hope you liked the hot plate just don't leave it on dear when you leave the house!
You leave a hot plate on once and you're scarred for life.
Oh and Mark we're sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you.
Thanks for rubbing it in Mother.
I say C'slivie! So let her be a lesbian! There's other fishies in the sea.
With my luck all the fishies will be lesbians too.
Love mom!
And she wonders why we screen our calls.