Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! If i did...YAMI WOULD BE MINE! MWAHAHAHA!

Author's Note: I hope I don't get reported, because I'm not sure if this ficlet would be considered paragraph form or script form. So, if you are planning on reporting me, let me know and I will fix it. Thank you kindly!

(pause)- mother talking on other line

ON WITH THE STORY!

Ring!

Ring!

RINGG!

"What's up, Joey Wheeler speakin'?"

(pause)

"Oh...hi ma."

(pause)

"What? Nothin's wrong...of course I'm happy to hear from ya!"

(pause)

"I've been busy, ma. I have a job."

(pause)

"Yes, ma. I'll call more often."

(pause)

"Her name is Mai! Ya, she's fine...SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

(pause)

"I'M NOT USING A TONE!"

(pause)

"I'm sorry..."

(pause)

"I am being sincere!"

(pause)

"Ok, ok. No need to yell, ma. I'm really truly sorry."

(pause)

"I'm not distracted, I'm looking for my watch..."

(pause)

"No, ma. Not the Barney watch. I threw that thing away years ago."

(pause)

"Cute? Sure, maybe when I was five. I'm 18, ma. I need a Rolex, not a 'Barney Loves You' watch."

(pause)

"WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T HANDLE A ROLEX!"

(pause with yelling)

"I'M NOT USING A TONE!"

(pause)

"Ya sure, go ahead, ma! Love ya too...BYE!"

SLAM!

"Moms..."

Fin

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