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This is an alternate universe thought I had for a while. This takes place in the episode "Hello Stranger", where Lois drinks Carl's dehydrated snake potion after mistaking it for lemonade.
THE ESTATE OF NIBIRU-MUL PRESENTS
LOIS' BABY SEA SNAKE
Lois was laying in her hospital bed, moaning in pain. Carl was not with her - they had taken Carl out of the room so Lois could give birth to her snake. After over an hour of a painful procedure, Lois began to hear Dr. Dave and the nurse talking.
"Is it over?" asked the nurse.
"Yes," said Dr. Dave. "Lois Foutley, congratulations on your new son."
Lois woke up and saw Dr. Dave holding a baby sea snake in a light blue blanket. It looked just like the snake that burst out of her belly in her dream a few nights ago.
"WHAT?" said Lois. "CARL!"
Carl ran in the room, making monkey sounds as he looked at the sea snake. The snake hissed at him. The snake then looked at Lois.
"Mommy..." said the snake. "I love youssssssssssss..." It had the same creepy voice that the snake in her dream had.
"Well," said Lois, "I know that I shouldn't be having a sea snake for my third child, but I guess this is just something that I'll need to get used to." Lois took the baby snake from Dr. Dave. The snake playfully licked her.
"I still don't get how a dehydrated snake potion could cause a miracle like this," said the nurse.
"Now, now," said Dr. Dave. "This isn't something that you'd want to try."
When Dr. Dave and the nurse left the room, Lois took the baby
"Now...what to call you..." she said. "I'm going to call you Spencer."
The snake (now called Spencer) hissed.
Later, Lois decided to call Ginger.
"Ginger!" said Lois. "I don't know how I'm supposed to say this, but you...have a new baby brother. I gave birth to a sea snake."
Ginger gasped.
"How's your baby sea snake?" asked Ginger.
"He's doing fine," said Lois. "His full name is Spencer Graham Foutley. He's going to be sharing Carl's room. When you get home, can you go get Carl's crib from the attic? Spencer's going to be sleeping in it until he gets too big."
"Okay, Mom," said Ginger. "When is Spencer coming home?"
"He's coming home tomorrow," said Lois.
And so Lois brought home Spencer the baby sea snake. Carl came home too and started acting normal soon after. The first night was hard, since Spencer kept singing tons of lame showtunes and musical numbers (such as What's Up by 4 Non Blondes). Meanwhile, at the Bishop house, JoAnn heard the news about the sea snake. JoAnn was beyond herself with rage. Right now she was in bed covering her ears with a pillow.
"I have had just about enough of that demon spawn Carl!" yelled JoAnn. "I am going to move back in with my mother! I am not living next door to a talking sea snake!" She growled.
The snake didn't care, though. He was having too much fun.
Spencer annoyed the hell out of Ginger too. A few days later...
"Mom!" said Ginger. "Spencer's in my room again!"
"SPENCER!" yelled Lois. "Slither back to your own room NOW!"
"Sssssssssorry, ssssssssssssissssssssssssster..." said Spencer.
Still, Lois, Ginger, and Carl got used to Spencer. It was kind of strange having a sea snake for a baby brother, but it wasn't that bad - they just made sure to keep Spencer away from JoAnn and limit the amount of lame songs he listened to.
THE END?