Okay. Disclaimer time! I do not own Ranma ½, its characters, or anything
because of the copyright by Rumiko Takahashi; I would own it if I could,
but hey that's virtually impossible. (Understand? Good.) IF you want to sue
me; please feel free to do so. (kidding)
(N.N.-Please forgive me for the lame beginning, I wasn't on a sugar high when I wrote this)
I was in a chatroom about a week ago, and the most interesting (and terrifying) thing happened. These are the details:
There was hardly anyone in the main channel and I was about to log off the IRC chat when I noticed a second channel labeled "Ranma ½". At the time I had no idea what 'Ranma' was, but I was about to get a crash course in a subject only known as: "Why you don't enter mysterious IRC chat channels." or "Ways to hide from your fiancé." So I proceeded to go into the channel and found that there were two other people inside. I was in the channel for only a moment when one of the people asked," What would you rather have happen: get hit with a table, or marry some girl you hardly know?" I answered that I would rather be hit with a table. The person replied, "Okay as you wish!" I felt something hard come down on my head and my vision went black.
I woke sometime later and looked up to see a teenage girl staring at me." Ah She's awake!" I groaned and gingerly touched the back of my head, wincing at the pain. The girl looked at me and smiled, "Are you okay? You mustn't think too badly of Akane, She's really a very sweet girl." She paused, "she's just a violent maniac."
Another girl interrupted, "Oh good Kasumi, that makes lots of sense."
I sat up on the mat. I was by this point very confused, and I definitely wanted an aspirin. " Who are you? And where am I?"
The first girl-(Kasumi I think it was) looked at me funny, "What are you talking about Ranma?"
I sat there on the mat pondering what she had called me. "Who is Ranma?", I pointed to the second girl, "And what is your name?"
The second girl looked baffled." My name is Nabiki. Why are you acting so strangely?"
A lock of red hair fell in my face. I blew it away, but then realized that my hair wasn't usually red. I took a quick look at my surroundings: a mat, two weird girls, sliding doors that looked like paper, and wood paneling. I then looked at my clothes. I was shocked to find myself wearing a red silk top with yellow clasps and navy blue pants. I was eager to find out what I was doing in this place with these weird people and why I was dressed strangely. I turned to Nabiki, "Where am I? And why does my head hurt like hell?"
" Akane hit you on the head with a table. You are lucky you don't have a concussion. You are currently in your room at the Tendo Dojo. Any more questions?" asked Nabiki.
"Yeah" I told her, " who is Akane?"
Kasumi looked at Nabiki and whispered something in her ear. I had no idea what it was, but I figured it out when Nabiki got very red and told her that I did not have amnesia. Another girl with long black hair walked in the room. She treated me with complete hatred. I assumed this was Akane.
" Hello you pervert. Ready to fight me?" she asked
I backed away slowly. She was a weird one all right. I told her that I had no idea what she was talking about. She stepped forward and dumped a pot of hot water on me. That was not what I was expecting and I screamed, as the water seemed to burn my skin. "OW! What did you do that for?"
The girl just smirked and pointed at my chest. I looked down only to find that, well; I was no longer female. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, "What did you do?"
(N.N.-Please forgive me for the lame beginning, I wasn't on a sugar high when I wrote this)
I was in a chatroom about a week ago, and the most interesting (and terrifying) thing happened. These are the details:
There was hardly anyone in the main channel and I was about to log off the IRC chat when I noticed a second channel labeled "Ranma ½". At the time I had no idea what 'Ranma' was, but I was about to get a crash course in a subject only known as: "Why you don't enter mysterious IRC chat channels." or "Ways to hide from your fiancé." So I proceeded to go into the channel and found that there were two other people inside. I was in the channel for only a moment when one of the people asked," What would you rather have happen: get hit with a table, or marry some girl you hardly know?" I answered that I would rather be hit with a table. The person replied, "Okay as you wish!" I felt something hard come down on my head and my vision went black.
I woke sometime later and looked up to see a teenage girl staring at me." Ah She's awake!" I groaned and gingerly touched the back of my head, wincing at the pain. The girl looked at me and smiled, "Are you okay? You mustn't think too badly of Akane, She's really a very sweet girl." She paused, "she's just a violent maniac."
Another girl interrupted, "Oh good Kasumi, that makes lots of sense."
I sat up on the mat. I was by this point very confused, and I definitely wanted an aspirin. " Who are you? And where am I?"
The first girl-(Kasumi I think it was) looked at me funny, "What are you talking about Ranma?"
I sat there on the mat pondering what she had called me. "Who is Ranma?", I pointed to the second girl, "And what is your name?"
The second girl looked baffled." My name is Nabiki. Why are you acting so strangely?"
A lock of red hair fell in my face. I blew it away, but then realized that my hair wasn't usually red. I took a quick look at my surroundings: a mat, two weird girls, sliding doors that looked like paper, and wood paneling. I then looked at my clothes. I was shocked to find myself wearing a red silk top with yellow clasps and navy blue pants. I was eager to find out what I was doing in this place with these weird people and why I was dressed strangely. I turned to Nabiki, "Where am I? And why does my head hurt like hell?"
" Akane hit you on the head with a table. You are lucky you don't have a concussion. You are currently in your room at the Tendo Dojo. Any more questions?" asked Nabiki.
"Yeah" I told her, " who is Akane?"
Kasumi looked at Nabiki and whispered something in her ear. I had no idea what it was, but I figured it out when Nabiki got very red and told her that I did not have amnesia. Another girl with long black hair walked in the room. She treated me with complete hatred. I assumed this was Akane.
" Hello you pervert. Ready to fight me?" she asked
I backed away slowly. She was a weird one all right. I told her that I had no idea what she was talking about. She stepped forward and dumped a pot of hot water on me. That was not what I was expecting and I screamed, as the water seemed to burn my skin. "OW! What did you do that for?"
The girl just smirked and pointed at my chest. I looked down only to find that, well; I was no longer female. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, "What did you do?"