Take a sith
- Padawan, can you explain why I found you shagging Maul ?
- You tell me to take a Sith before meditate.
- I tell you to stop running amok and take a sit for meditate !
- Oh. At least now I feel relaxed enough to meditate. It's the result that is important, no ?
- I think I will make you debate on this subject with Yoda.
- I have a bad feeling about that.
- If only you could have bad feeling when you are about to do a stupid thing, and not only when a bad thing is about to fall on you.
- I'm just a Padawan. I have much to learn.
- Seems so. I will tell Mace to cancel your trials seen that you act like a horny teenager with no brain.
- Your teenager, Master. It's your duty to help me grow.
- I fear you will never grow enough to be taller than me, shrimp.
- Puff. Not fair.
- Come on baby, take a sit on the floor, we will meditate together.
- Not sure Maul will like to be taken on the floor.
- Obi-Wan !
END
Not sure Qui-Gon like Obi-Wan's humor. And you ?
Look forward to your reviews
Iroko