Hi again!
This story is a little different from my previous ones, but I hope you will laugh with it. The starting point is a little direct (I know!) but keep reading. It's a Shamy fic, but with all the gang involved.
The cover is one of my left hand drawings, even if it's not the greatest, it's the first time drawing Shamy together with my non dominant hand. I know I owe you some drawings from my other story, but they will come soon. Give me some time ok?
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As always, I just wanted to play around with these characters.
All mistakes, typos and errors are my fault, remember English is not my first language! And that I'm not a writer! Just want to tell the stories I have in my mind. Thanks Shamyartzzs for correcting my basic grammar, I sure I added more typos after that!
Anyway, enjoy it! Let me know your thoughts in the reviews!
"Move your right leg twenty-one degrees to the left." Sheldon commanded Amy. He was above her grasping her hips.
"Like this?" Amy asked trying to follow his command. His movements inside didn't stop.
"No, not like this." He protested "Two inches upper! And here, just tilt your hip to the right. Yes, just one inch more, yes yess…" He moaned at the end.
"Ah, Sheldon! Faster, faster!" Amy shouted.
"How much?"
"Just faster!"
"That is not a correct measurement Amy, you need to be more specific!"
"Ugh! Increase speed...mmmm…. Twenty percent MORE! NOW GO Sheldon! I'm so close!"
"Close to what?"
"To orgasm genius!"
"Oh right…" He was close too. "Increasing….twenty percent ...speed." At every thrust he became faster as Amy requested. Sheldon was starting to sweat of the effort and that was one of the bad things of having sex, or doing sport, or just move. "Is that...the correct speed?" He managed to say between the pleasure and the effort. If her response was positive, he will take notes later and try it again during next sessions to double check the results.
"Yes Sheldon yes! Like this, just a little more… more…"
"More what Amy?"
"Just more!"
"Five percent more?"
"Ten percent! And go deep!" Amy commanded grabbing his bottom and pushing him inside her.
"Deeper? How much?"
"MORE!"
"Aaaaaand that's my take of the 'Shamy sex'." Howard finished his story, making a double comma gesture with his fingers as he said the last words. He accompanied his story with a funny impersonation of a robotic Sheldon trying to make love to Amy in a scientific way. "I don't want to go further, you know." He joked at the end and looked at his friends that were gathered around the coffe table of the 4A, all minus Sheldon and Amy of course.
"No way!" Raj protested!
"Noo!" Penny added.
"Eww!" Bernadette made a disgusting face.
"Sounds like Sheldon." Leonard laughed. Howard was always funny when he did impersonations. "But I don't think so." Even being a funny - and possible - way, he was sure his friend really changed a lot with Amy. He was really happy for him. There was some time he thought he would have to take care of him forever. He wouldn't mind anyway, for more annoying, self centered and maniac Sheldon was, he was his friend - his best friend - and already part of the family.
"And you Bernie?" Howard turned to her wife "How do you imagine them having sex?" He said taking a slice of pizza.
"I will pass..." Bernadette wrinkled her nose. " I'm happy for Ames, but Sheldon and sex it's just... I can't think about both terms together. It's… Awkward."
"Oh come on! Don't be like that." Raj said "I think they have a beautiful relationship, finally with physical expression of their love. I'm sure it's more romantic than that." Raj always thought they had a beautiful love story, full of mutual comprehension and trust.
"Romantic and Sheldon? Nope." Bernadette insisted.
"Sheldon can be a detallist guy." Leonard said remembering some times his friend really surprised him. "But he also can wait 7 years to remind you what you did wrong so… Nevermind." And with that he resumed his meal.
Penny rolled her eyes at the conversation, maybe she saw them in another way. Sheldon, that boy trapped in a man's body. It took time to know him deeply, but Sheldon always searched for her when he had a problem, or he didn't know how to deal with something. She was sure she knew Sheldon in a special way the guys couldn't understand. And Amy, her best friend, how she bloomed after all these years. Sheldon too of course. Penny was sure these two just needed time to learn together their own way, but not like what Howard said.
Penny got out of her thoughts to pick up what Raj was saying:
Sheldon looked at Amy's eyes, beyond that, he looked at her soul. Amy focused on him, on his hypnotic gaze, as she whispered the only words she could manage to say.
"I love you, Sheldon. So much that it hurts." She put her hand on his heart. She could feel a strong beat below her fingertips. She caressed his chest with feather light touches, like he was the most fragile crystal in the world.
"I love you Amy." He reached for her cheeks and stroked her face with his big hands. He was moved with the love he could feel from her. Their movements were slow and tender. Feeling each other's body and soul at every thrust. "I don't know what I would do without you, you are my saviour, my goddess, my universe. I was lost, truly lost, until you found me." His words were a confession, speaking the truth of his mind, and his heart.
"Oh, Sheldon, no, you saved me!" Amy was in the verge of tears, she could feel his adoration, his love, his walls opened for her.
They kissed with passion, embraced each other, merged into one. Nothing more important than them and their love.
"Oh come on Raj, stop!" Howard protested. "I think I'm going to have a sugar rush if you continue with…. That!"
"I think you watched too many movies, sweetie." Penny rolled her eyes, again, and took a sip of her drink.
"Still, nope." Bernadette just couldn't imagine anything that was related to Sheldon being a sexually active person.
"Raj." Leonard adjusted his glasses. "I agree with Penny, relationships are not like movies."
"You agree with her because it's your wife." Raj protested "If not, you will sleep on the couch, and you will not have sex tonight!"
"Hey!" Penny exclaimed.
"Hey!" Leonard did as well. "And why Sheldon and Amy have this cheesy romantic story and not us?" Leonard asked Raj angrily.
"Yeah, our story is romantic as well." Penny added smiling to Leonard. He returned the smile even he was angry with Raj's comment.
"Yeah sure." Raj muted to himself. "Well, tell me your version of 'Shamy sex' then." And he crossed his arms waiting for them to reply.
"Ok, guys, talking about those two." Howard got in the middle of the conversation. "Why are they not here yet? Mister Punctuality is exactly-" He checked his mobile - "twenty-three minutes late."
"Yeah, that is weird." Bernadette added. "Amy is also punctual, she is never late without sending a message." She checked her mobile just in case.
"No messages from Sheldon." Leonard checked.
"Neither from Amy." Penny did as well.
"While we wait, Leonard, your turn." Raj insisted.
Leonard took a time to gather his thoughts and tried to think of a scenario, only one came to his mind:
"Sheldon." Amy timidly asked him. They were sitting in the couch. "Sheldon listen to me." She even poked his arm.
"What?" He snapped at her. She was interrupting his comic book reading time.
"Let's have sexual intercourse tonight." She blurted.
"But it's not Thursday, not even the 3rd Thursday of the month." He said calculating the dates. "Nor any remarked celebration, we don't have it scheduled for today." He resumed his reading.
"I know." She said tried to sound flirting. "I just want to make love tonight." And she used her hand again to caress his bicep.
Sheldon sighed.
"Did you send the seventy-two hours notice to request an additional lovemaking session that our contract specifies?" He put the comic book down again.
"No… I didn't." Amy confessed.
"Then no." And he tried to focus on the superheroes again.
"Come on Sheldon! I'm really in the mood today, can we make an exception?"
"I said no. Our contract is specific with the scheduling and the exceptions." He frowned at her, she knew it, she signed it. "Feel free to hire a lawyer if you want to negotiate any term."
"I don't want to discuss this with a lawyer, I want you Sheldon. Now." Amy crossed her arms.
"You know the contract." He ignored her.
"You know..." Amy tried to change her strategy. "Today I'm really hungry, for you." She smiled naughtily. "And when this happens, I just want to eat you, taste you, and I never have enough of it." Amy said that licking her lips, she even touched her mouth with her finger. She will use her best attack to win this battle.
Sheldon gulped at her insinuations. He knew very well what she was doing.
"Amy, I told you, you didn't follow the rules. The contract specifies a seventy-two hours notice for any request or change of the original schedule." He was trying to stick to his own rules, even if his body was already reacting to her.
"Maybe I like to break the rules." Amy was playing all or nothing.
"But I like rules." That was true, even if it was a poor excuse at that point. He broke so many of his own rules before for Amy.
Seeing his hesitation, Amy thought of another way to win him.
"Proposal: We add a session today and you can skip my next visit to my mom's." She knew very well he hated it. And Amy didn't mind at all.
"Mm…" That was not a bad proposal for Sheldon, but the rules were the rules."Counterproposal: You send the notice request now and I will take it as you send it this morning. You win twelve hours from the seventy-two required. And I skip your mom's visit."
"Counterproposal: I send the notification with a fake date, from three days ago. No one will know, and you can skip my mom's visit." She didn't see him convinced about faking the date, but she had something more to play. "And remember you wanted to go to the train show next week but I had plans with Penny? I will cancel them and drive you there."
Their eyes locked for some seconds in silence.
"Deal." Sheldon agreed.
"Yay!" Amy happily stood up, with Sheldon at her trail.
"But you will do that thing with your tongue, your know...the twirling thing." Sheldon was following her to the bedroom.
"Will you do that to me too?" She asked in awe.
"Amy, you know it's one of your birthday bonuses. You can send a request for that next time."
"Fine." She didn't want to start another negotiation, she already had what she wanted.
"Really Leonard, sexual intercourse contract?" Penny asked when his husband finished his version.
"Well, he did this to me all the time." Leonard thought about all the contracts, paperwork and negotiations he had to endure during these years with him. Sheldon was really a pain in the ass roommate in that matter, or in all matters. "And they had that relationship agreement, right?" Leonard asked the guys.
"Yes." Raj agreed.
"They used to." Bernadette said.
"Is that still a thing?" Howard asked her wife. Bernadette shrugged.
"You know how Sheldon has a thing with contracts." Leonard said to Penny, looking at her over his glasses.
"Yeah, I know!" Penny agreed. "But I don't see them as you imagined."
"How then?" Howard asked excited. "Explain us."
"Well, I know Amy once told me something about some robes, you know, from that movies you always watch..." She really was bad at remembering all the nerd stuff, even after all the years, it was just not interesting for her. "That Larry Poter?"
"Harry Potter." the three guys corrected her at the same time.
"Yes, that one." Penny recognized the name immediately. "So based on that..." It was Penny's turn to guess:
"What do you have prepared for today?" Sheldon asked Amy. "It's your turn."
"Well, I think today you will like the idea." Amy smiled playfully. "Here, put this on." She handed him a black robe.
"What is this?" Sheldon studied the fabric. It didn't remind him of what he was expecting from her. "This is not like Pride and Prejudice or Little House on the Prairie clothes." He was used to roleplay like Mr. Darcy or Cooper, the time traveller from her own stories. This was different.
"I know, I told you today you will enjoy it more." Amy winked at him and went to change. He got naked and put the robe on. It reminded him of something but it didn't fit her normal choose of themes.
She appeared minutes after with a brown outfit he recognized immediately.
"Rey!" Sheldon didn't had to ask, she even did the 3 buns hairstyle.
"Yes, my dear Kylo." She also had a lightsaber with her.
"Oh dear Lord." Sheldon's excitement grew in seconds.
"Are you ready to take me to the dark side?" Amy - or Rey - asked.
"I'm ready to use the force with you, you scavenger." He really was impressed, and in the role already. Oh that Vixen!
"Remember I'm a Jedi now. I challenge you to try." And she turned on her lightsaber and did a fighting pose. Sheldon looked at her curves and couldn't wait to grab her and make her his.
"And I don't have a lightsaber?" Sheldon asked curious.
"You already have one." She said naughtily and looked at his parts. "Make good use of it."
"I think someone needs to be reminded of the Jedi code." He was amused, and his own 'lightsaber' ready for the action.
"I have to say Penny, I'm surprised you really nailed the Star Wars references." Howard bowed his head to Penny.
"I liked the last movies. That Rey and Kylo storyline was dope." Penny said.
Leonard smiled at her wife and then to the guys. He really was proud of the woman he had in his life.
"I can see that kinky stuff from them-" Bernadette surprised all with her comment. "-but still...Nope."
"Hey! Do you think Reylo will be a thing? I'm shipping them since Episode Seven" Raj asked Penny.
"Mm, yeah, maybe." Penny liked the idea.
"Ugh, No!" Howard said.
"Well the storyline in Episode Eight hinted a strong relationship." Leonard added.
In minutes, the conversation was diverted to different theories of the next movies of Star Wars. This was an endless topic in the 4A, and tonight was not an exception.
Some minutes later, they almost finished the pizza, the front door was opened abruptly and Sheldon walked in directly to his spot.
"Good night Ladies and Gentlemen." He greeted everyone with a wave of his hand. With his other hand he combed his hair and adjusted his t-shirt.
Amy followed him, closing the door, and Raj, Howard and Bernadette moved to make room for her in the couch.
"G..Good night. Sorry we are late." She excused them, with a blush on her cheeks, also brushing her hair and adjusting her glasses. She quickly sat down with Sheldon who was picking a cold slice of pizza.
"Behold! We have a new record." Howard exclaimed and checked his watch "Forty-seven minutes late. What took you so long, Sheldon?"
Sheldon took his time to munch his pizza, and until he was done he didn't speak. Everybody sensed a little tension in the room.
"Well, as you asked for it, I will tell you what took us so long." Sheldon put down his pizza and cleaned his hands. Amy was not eating at all.
"We just had an improvised-" He looked and signaled with his finger to Leonard.
"-not thematic- " He pointed at Penny.
"-wild-" He changed to Raj.
"-scientifically inaccurate- " He pointed at Howard.
"-sexual intercourse session." He finished raising his eyebrows to Bernadette.
Now the silence could be cut with a knife. Amy blushed more. And all eyes were on them.
"How!" "What?" "What the hell?" "But..." "No!" Everybody was shocked at Sheldon's words.
"How..." Leonard spoke first. "Sheldon, were you listening to us behind the door?" Leonard was still astonished. He knew about Sheldon's Vulcan hearing, but that was too much.
"No." Sheldon resumed eating his pizza. He knew everybody was looking at him but he didn't care. He was so hungry after his intense unplanned lovemaking session with Amy.
"But...then how you knew what we said?" Raj was perplexed.
"Sheldon! Do you still have a security cam? With sound?" Penny asked with her eyes widely open. There was a lot of action on that couch - and all over the apartment to be honest - and she was sure that aquaman statue was not where Sheldon used to have it. Did he had another one?
"What the hell Sheldon!" Leonard thought the same.
"No, I don't have any security cam, not here at least." Sheldon explained. Amy's eyebrows went up, later she would have to ask about this.
"Then how did you know?" Bernadette asked. They were used to Sheldon's quirks, but the magical tricks were a speciality from Howard, not him.
"Thanks to my 'anti-enemies-evil-plots-device'." He proudly said.
For the expressions of the gang, nobody recognized it. Except Howard.
"Wait, that was the microphone I helped you to program for Kripke's office?" Howard asked confused.
"That one." Sheldon confirmed.
"Ok genius, you installed a microphone in our apartment? How dare you!" Penny protested.
"Oh, but this is not a normal microphone. It only activates when it hears my name and send me the audio to my phone. It's a device I built to prevent Kripke's evil plans to get the physics department subvencions." Sheldon explained.
"And why it's here and not in Kripke's office?" Leonard exclaimed.
"Oh, Barry finally discovered it and I got a bruise on my forehead for it. I installed it here to prevent evil plans against me when I'm not present." Sheldon answered. "And I see I did well." He raised his eyebrows to Leonard. "Shame on you guys, what Amy and I do in our sex life is our business."
Even still shocked for having an 'anti-enemies-evil-plots-device' -or whatever the silly name was- installed at home, Leonard and the rest felt a little bad for the conversation they had about them. Sheldon was right about that, they really crossed a line.
"And now, chop chop!" Sheldon looked at Amy. "Finish your pizza, you will need energy for what I have planned for you in our second frenzied love making session tonight, Little Lady."
"Too much information Sheldon!" The gang exclaimed at the same time. Now they didn't want to know at all what those two did in their private moments.
"Hooo" Amy said before taking a bite of her pizza.
And that's it! I hope you liked the idea of the theories between the conversation. I know it's not my usual way to write, and it was the first time writing all the gang.
This idea came from a conversation in a chat around 6 month ago, we were joking about ways of Shamy having sex (of course), and well, I have this idea all this time outlined in my head.
I know I fooled you a little with the cover, but, what if I write a second part with Shamy point of view? Would you like that? This story was not originally to be like this, but I think it will be funny, seeing Sheldon and Amy reactions to the gang conversation via the "anti-enemies-evil-plots-device" LOL. Let me know in the reviews. Shamy POV yay or nay?
Thanks for reading my silly stories. I hope you enjoyed it.
Regina