A/N This is the Prequel to my story 'Science of Love'. Feel free to read that one if you haven't already(:

Sheldon Cooper
It felt wrong being at a nightclub on pizza night. Sheldon hated change. This had always been pizza night, that's how it's supposed to be. Priya had been messing up his routine from the moment she started dating Leonard. But messing with his roommate agreement? That was too far. His thoughts were interrupted by Penny.

'Ok I would like to propose a toast to a wonderful girls night out' Penny announced happily.

She raised her cocktail in the air and clanked it on Bernadette and Amy's matching cocktails. Sheldon raised his glass of milk, as he did not drink, and copied the action.

'Fair warning' Amy whispered, leaning towards Sheldon dramatically, 'we can get ca-razy'

She emphasized the word crazy and took an animated sip of her cocktail.

'Yeah last week we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons' Bernadette added, giggling.

Sheldon was surprised that Amy had been part of such an act. He expected this kind of thing from Penny, not her. She was usually just as logical as he was.

'Really Amy, tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time' Sheldon chastised.

Obviously Penny and Bernadette were bad influences. He made a mental note to have a word to Penny later. Amy turned to face Penny an annoyed look on her face.

'Why did you bring him? He's harshing my buzz' she complained pouting.

'I felt sorry for him, Priya's giving him a hard time' she explained casually.

'Oooooh the Priya bashing starting early, yay!' Bernadette cried excitedly, then leaned forward suddenly serious, 'Ok what is up with those pant-suits?'

Sheldon just sat there observing. Females had a strange way at bonding. When he hung out with his friends they played video games and talked about comic books. Women however, seemed to bond by gossiping about other females.

It was quite interesting. Amy seemed to understand it a little more than he did. But she still seemed to have limited knowledge of the subject, as she had to ask Penny for more information on the insult. Penny replied simply by saying 'Pantsuits suck'.

'And that opens her up to justifiable ridicule, good one Bernadette' she said nodding in understanding and looked over at me raising her glass. She turned to me smugly.

'See ca-razy' she noted taking another animated sip.

A/N That's the first chapter finished! This will be only a few chapters as it's based on one episode.
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