TheLucky38:Ok so you remember that Family Guy episode were peter discovered that his house is foreign soil. If you didn't then thats ok, because I am going to make something just like that to jog that memory of yours. For those who never saw it, well too bad. Disclaimer say your line.

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar the Last Airbender or Family Guy.

Aang, Sokka, Zuko, and Teo came out of the bar in Ba Sing Se. Aang didn't pay for his drink so the guys tried to tell him to pay the bill.

"Aang you can't drink that outside. You could end up in jail, and not the good jail like I was in I mean the bad jail." said Sokka.

"Go back and pay the bill Aang." said Teo in his serious voice. "You um, don't want to break the law".

"I'm the Avatar," said Aang. "I can do whatever I want." Then they came across a place that had a sign say "don't step on the grass". "Watch this" Aang said. He stepped on the grass and a Earth Kingdom soldier was saw it with his own eyes.

"Oh now your just being crazy." said Zuko.

The soldier came over and said "hey thats against the law", he grabs Aang by the arm. "Your coming with me".

"Eh-eh-eh" said Aang. "Can't touch me".

(Song will be in bold italics, everything he sings he does)

Can't touch me.

J-j-j-j just like the bad guy from lethal weapons 2! I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue.

I can write graffiti, even Jay walk in the street, I can riot, loot, and not give a hoot, and touch your sisters teet. Can't touch me.

Iroh see's Aang and says to Zuko "what in spirits name is he doing?"

Can't touch me.

"I believe thats the worm" replied Zuko.

Stop! Aang time! I'm a big shot! Theres no doubt! Light a fire and pee it out. Don't like it? Kiss my rump. Just do it for a minute let's all do the bump!

Everyone in Ba Sing Se does the bump like Aang does.

Can't touch me! Jeeeh do the Avatar Aang bump (can't touch me).

I'm Avatar Aang, fan clubs think i'm hot. Don't care if your handicapped I still park in your spot. I've been around the world from the South Pole and Ba Sing Se.

It's Aang, go Aang, watch Aang, yo Aang. Let Regis rap this way! Can't touch me!

Everyone in Ba Sing Se thought it was really good and said "AaAah..."

Then Aang points at Katara "exept for you, you can touch me".