One brilliant morning in the Hidden Leaf Village, Kakashi woke up. He turned around, and, as was his habit, went to swap his 'sleep mask' for his 'day mask'. But! But But But But But! It was not there. Kakashi's mask was missing.

Kakashi leapt up. He threw open his drawers. Every last mask was gone. Now, Kakashi is in a dilemma. What should he do? Should he: a) Stay inside. b) Try to find his mask. Or c), Wear his night mask?

Kakashi chose c. He got dressed, put on his night mask, and went to the door. On his way out, he glanced at the mirror. His mask stared back at him. HIS HORRIBLE, FLOWERED, PINK AND GREEN, SPANDEX MASK. Kakashi turned around and tried to bleach his eyes.

Oh noes! Kakashi thought. I cannot go out like this! Whatever shall I do! Kakashi remembered that last night, he had finally taken out this AWFUL mask Gai had given him for his birthday (Don't ask how he got the measurements. Just don't). He had had no other choice.

And now, he had one last choice. He could go to the place where all the inconsistent clothing items were made…

Wait. Kakashi thought. Did he really want to do this? Then he caught sight of his reflection and shuddered. Yes. Yes he did.

After tossing off the TERRIBLE mask, he opened up the sewer hole that had magically popped up in his room, and climbed in.

He climbed through a dark tunnel. But no, Kakashi was too cool to be scared, obviously.

A squeaky little voice next to him went, ''Welcome!'' He turned to see a little troll, and...Gai? Shocking. No, not the troll, that was normal. I meant Gai.

''ETERNAL RIVAL!'' Gai boomed. ''What are you doing here?!'' Kakashi sighed and gestured to his horrible mask.

''I ran out of masks,'' he muttered.

''Ah!'' Gai said. ''I can understand your predicament! I have run out of my youthful spandex!''

Kakashi choked. ''W-what are you wearing?'' Gai was clad in a pink, purple, and yellow Speedo.

Gai flashed a grin. ''I had to resort to one of my less youthful suits!'' he exclaimed. Kakashi ran hysterically down the hallway.

Once he was far enough away, he glanced at the walls and realized that he was right next to the CHAMBER OF FIREPROOF, WATERPROOF, GENIN-PROOF, AND CHUUNIN-PROOF MASKS™! Kakashi nearly flopped over in relief.

He entered, only to find that all the masks were, all the masks were, all the masks were JUST AS HORRIBLE AS HIS HORRIBLE MASK!

There were pink ones, blue ones, green ones, ones with Gai as an old man in a speedo, ones with Naruto's face staring back, rainbow ones, and so much more! Of course, they were all in neon. It would be creepy if they weren't.

He collapsed, trying to carve his eyes out with his fingernails, when he heard a voice behind him.

It said,''What's wrong, KAKASHI?''

All around him there were clones. Muscular trolls with Gai's face. Naruto with Gai's face. Sasuke with Gai's face. Sakura with Gai's face. HIMSELF with Gai's face. Everything you could imagine...WITH GAI'S FACE.

They said in unison, ''Come have some FUN with us!'', while their heads twisted till they were upside down.

Kakashi was an awesome ninja. Kakashi could face down anything. Kakashi was not scared.

...Kakashi woke screaming.

Just to be clear, I have nothing against Kakashi. In fact, he is one of my favorite characters. I based this off a dream I had not long ago. My mind is messed up. O.o