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My name is Hideki Motosuwa. It's been a long year and a half since the 'incident' on top of the apartment. Talk about scary! I had just come to terms about my feelings for my persocom Chi, and then her sister Freya, who was inside her all along, took over. She tested me, asked me if I loved her 'in that way'. "Of course I do!" I told her. Freya then proceeded to explain to me why Chi could not be with me 'in that way', but I didn't care. I love Chi for Chi, and if that meant that we couldn't do certain things together, then that's just the way it was going to be. Freya was apparently satisfied with that, and gave control back to Chi.
Not that I don't have those wants and desires. Lord knows if you looked at what was in the bottom drawer of my bedside table, you would get an eyeful! But I cannot lose Chi.
So enough of that, I'm sure you want to know what happened next! Well, I FINALLY finished the cram school. I got accepted into college, well a tech school at least! My parents were so proud, they even started sending me money so that I no longer had to work (bless their pointed little heads). Now Chi and I live in the men's dorm. There's a strict NO GIRLS policy, but since Chi is a persocom, she is allowed to stay with me. We pretty much have a routine now, school, school, and more school. If we can, we try to sleep, but that's kind of hard with the Dorm Dad. He gets us up every morning before dawn to work out. And I thought Sumomo's 'wakey-wakey' exercises were bad!
Oh! Speaking of whom, yes, I still have Sumomo and Kotoko. When I first got here, all the guys marveled at how I had three persocoms. They didn't seem to believe me that I found Chi in the trash, my friend Shinbo gave me Sumomo, and that we effectively 'relieved' Kojima of Kotoko so that we could prove that he had stolen Chi that one time. There's no way I could be THAT lucky, they said. Dorm Dad, who insists we call him Senpai, told me that there was only one other person he had ever met with that kind of luck.
Anyway, the school year is almost over. With my dedication and Chi's support, my grades are, well, they are….. (barely passing). I can get them up if I rededicate myself to my studies! Well, try. At least I will have Chi there encouraging me with "Do your best!" God I love it when she says that!
XXX
"You really are hopeless, Master," chides the tiny persocom Kotoko as she sits on top of the small television in the corner of the small room.
Hideki rolls his eyes as he opens the microwave and removes a bowl of instant ramen he warmed up. "Yeah yeah, don't remind me."
The dorm room is sparsely furnished, with just a television, bed, a few chairs, a desk, and a small table. There are two closets along the wall next to the door with a mirror and a bench containing the microwave between them. It was normally built for two people to cohabitate, but Chi had taken a part time job at one of the local bakeries so that they can afford the room for themselves.
Sitting at the table, Chi watches Hideki as he approaches with his food. "Is Hideki sad that he did not go out with Senpai and the others?"
"No Chi, you don't need to worry about that," he replies as he sits down. That was definitely the truth. What is also true is that he is purposely avoiding situations where there might be any sort of temptation. Senpai had taken everyone in the dorm out to a karaoke bar earlier. That usually meant drinking and girls and no persocoms allowed! This was something that happened from time to time, and Hideki was starting to wonder whether it was done on purpose. That's because Senpai always left some errands or tasks for him to do while they were out. This time it had been to pick up and shake out the mats in the hallways of the two story building they lived in. It took Chi and him nearly four hours to complete.
Senpai had also asked them to call some parts company in the United States at eleven o'clock and order a part for a motorcycle he was putting together. Apparently he has an account with them, so it should be easy enough, and they were expecting the call. Glancing up at the wall clock, it reads fifteen minutes until eleven.
Hideki looks across at his persocom girlfriend and gives her a wane smile. She is dressed in a pink blouse and matching frilly dress that covered her down to mid thigh. Her customary floor length blonde hair flows down her back and under the chair. "Hideki is sad that he has to stay with Chi?" she asks with a touch of sadness in her eyes. Most people would not have noticed the emotion since most persocoms were incapable of showing much more than a pleasant face all the time. Of course, she is different, being a chobit.
"No, why would I be sad?"
Chi gets up and walks around the table, her blonde hair flowing behind her. "Because Hideki is always sacrificing for Chi," she says as she stops in front of him.
Hideki looks into her eyes and smiles. "We sacrifice for each other," he says and reaches up and squeezes her hand. "It's what couples do."
Before he can do anything, Chi bends down and throws her arms around his shoulders, then catches his lips with her own. As they share a deep kiss, Hideki slips his arms around her waist. She responds by sliding into his lap, her legs straddling him in the chair. His hands wander down her back as she presses into him.
"Danger! Danger! Danger!" cries Sumomo from beside the television.
Her alarm nearly causes Hideki to fall out of the chair with Chi. The laptop persocom, clad in her customary pink and white outfit, had previously been happily twirling away next to Kotoko in standby mode. Now she is frantically jumping up and down on the floor, holding up a round disk. "Master forgot to put the disk back in the rental box before he took it back to the store!"
"Dammit!" yells Hideki as he stands after Chi slides off. "I can't afford a late fee!" He rushes over and grabs the disk looking up at the clock, its ten till. The video store closes at eleven. "I can make it!"
"Do your best!" exclaims Chi, clapping her hands together as she does.
Hideki smiles as he rushes to the door and throws it open. "I'll be right back," he says, then leaves, slamming the door behind him.
"He won't make it," grouses Kotoko. The red and white clad laptop persocom jumps down from her perch, then uses the chair to climb up onto the table and picks up the piece of paper Hideki's senpai had left him. "And what about the phone call he was about to place?"
"Chi will make the call!" exclaims the blonde persocom.
"Right!" exclaims Sumomo as she climbs up on the table and joins Kotoko. She whips out her whistle and blows it loudly. "This is your eight minute warning!"
Kotoko slaps her forehead in frustration. "Oh dear god."
Sumomo begins dancing around, further irritating Kotoko. "I know!" yells the exuberant persocom. "Kotoko and Sumomo will go into screensaver mode and dance around while Chi takes pictures!"
"Chi!" exclaims the blonde persocom in excitement as she jumps out of her chair. She runs over to Hideki's desk and fishes out his digital camera from the top drawer. She turns it on and focuses it on the two laptops on the table. Sumomo dances and twirls around Kotoko, who is standing with her arms crossed and a stern look on her face.
Sumomo pauses for a moment to admonish her stoic friend. "I said go into screensaver mode!"
"I am in screensaver mode."
Chi smiles at her two small friends as she starts taking pictures. With a little encouragement, Kotoko gets into the act a little by at least smiling as additional photographs are taken. Finally, and to Kotoko's relief, Sumomo stops and looks up at the larger machine. "Its eleven o-clock! Time to make the phone call!"
Chi puts the camera down on the desk and returns to the table.
XXX
In a brightly lit room, a black haired woman sits in a chair that seems to magically float above the ground. Screens showing scenes from peoples' lives float around. In front of her, an old fashion and quite ornate telephone sits. The woman watches the phone expectedly.
She suddenly perks up in her seat, a smile across her face. "What's this?" she says out loud to no one. "I can feel it coming, another soul calling out to moi!" She pauses dramatically for effect even though no one is watching. "Ready when you are, mon amie!"
XXX
Chi reaches down and picks up the paper that Kotoko had earlier. "Will Sumomo dial this for Chi?" she asks as she hands it over to the pink and white persocom.
"Hia!" exclaims Sumomo in excitement. She takes the paper and looks it over. "Error! Error! Some of these digits are not valid! Please provide the valid digits for the person you are trying to reach."
"Give me that, you idiot," growls Kotoko as she grabs the paper out of Sumomo's hand. "Hmm, this one looks like a nine, and this one looks like…" she trails off as she tries to work out the numbers on the paper. Chi looks on expectedly as she works. Sumomo begins to dance around again as she waits. After a moment, the red and white laptop hands the slip back to her hyperactive companion. "Here, happy now?"
Sumomo again looks it over, then back to Kotoko. "Hai!" she confirms. "Now connecting." Her expression goes blank. A clicking sound can be heard as white lines streak across her eyes. After a moment, someone answers.
"I've been so waiting for your call! I am with the Earth Assistance Hotline! I can't wait to come and take care of you in person! Wait for me!"
A click on the line, and the call is ended. Sumomo comes back to reality and sees Kotoko's dumbfounded look as she stares at her. "What?"
"Were you just hacked or something?"
"Performing high level diagnostic," reports the little pink persocom. After a moment, "Negative, no signs of tampering have been found!"
Chi looks at the little persocoms, confused by the sudden turn of events. "But what does it mean to 'take care of you in person'?"
As if to answer her question, the digital camera on the desk behind them begins to whir and pop. On its own, it falls onto its back. Chi steps back as a bright light blasts forth from the lens, creating a circle on the ceiling above. To the amazement of those watching, brown boots attached to lithe legs begin to descend from the ceiling where the light is touching. The rest of the body follows until a tall woman is before them wearing what appears to be a black bikini and wide leather belts that cover her chest and go up over her shoulders and down her back, giving one the impression she has wings.
XXX
She does not fall all the way to the floor, instead she floats just above it. "Hello there!" says the strange woman, her eyes closed as she makes a dramatic pose. "I am Peorth of the Earth Assistance Hotline. Goddess First Class…."
"Chi?"
Peorth stops abruptly at the interruption. Looking around the room, she sees three persocoms in front of her and frowns. "Um, where is….."
Before she can finish, a loud warbling wail comes from the small red and white one, causing her to press her hands to her ears to drown out the noise. At the same time, the small white and pink one is near hysterics.
"Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger! You have exactly ten seconds to leave the premises or Sumomo will call the police!"
As the small persocom starts her countdown, Peorth waves her hand dismissively. Immediately, the wailing and countdown stop as the two small forms crumple into a heap on the table. "I really hate those things," she mutters to herself as she glances around, her gaze stopping on a short, human sized persocom with long blonde hair. "Now why didn't you shut down? No matter, as long as you play nice!"
It just stares at her with what can only pass as a confused look.
"So tell me, my friend. Where can I find Chi Motosuwa?"
The persocom blinks. "Chi?"
"That's right, Chi M-O-T-O-S-U-W-A," says Peorth, sounding out the syllables as if she were trying to communicate with someone who did not quite speak the language.
A smile shoots across the face of the little persocom. She claps and jumps up and down in excitement. "I am Chi Motosuwa!"
"Eh?"
"I am Chi Motosuwa!" she repeats. "M-O-T-O-S-U-W-A"
Peorth stares at the blonde persocom, dumbfounded by what she had just heard. "How did…. But you're a…." she stammers out, then stops and collects herself. "Ok Urd, jokes over! Come on out!" she calls out to the room, then starts rummaging through it picking up things and looking under them. "Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Chi starts following Peorth, replacing whatever she moves back to its original position. "Chi does not understand," she says. "Chi is Chi, and always has been since Hideki found Chi."
The goddess turns and faces the blonde persocom. "You should not have been able to call that number!" she exclaims in frustration. "No one without a soul should be able to!"
"Chi does not have a soul?" replies Chi. Saddened by the proclamation, she looks away for a moment. "But Chi loves. Chi gets sad. Chi gets happy." She places her hands on her chest and looks back at the goddess. "And Chi hurts here when Hideki is not with Chi or when Hideki is sad."
"Uhg, this is so confusing! I wish Skuld were here," moans Peorth as she holds her head in her hands. "Ok, just a second, I need to make a phone call. Would you happen to have a working phone here?"
"No, Sumomo is our phone," replies Chi, pointing to one of the two inactive persocoms on the table.
"Well that figures," replies the goddess in frustration. "I'll just have to use mine then. Merde, the roaming charges will kill me." Peorth pulls out a sleek cell phone with rose prints on its face. She opens it and places it to her ear and speaks in to it. "Call Earth Assistance Admin Center."
"Earth Assistance Admin Center, mobile one, calling!"
Peorth walks over and sits down in one of the chairs. After she does so, she begins tapping her feet as she waits for someone to pick up. Absentmindedly, she forms a rose and begins to twirl it in her hand as she waits. Finally, someone picks up. She listens in as the goddess on the other end of the line introduces herself. "This is Peorth, Goddess First Class, Type Two, Unlimited. I am calling about case number alpha-alpha-three-two-seven-five-eight-one-zero-omega-victor. Yes, I will hold."
XXX
Chi stares at the goddess, not knowing what to think. She gives a worried glance over to her two small companions on the table. They had not moved since the goddess' arrival. She hoped that there was no permanent damage to them. After a moment, the stranger starts talking on the phone again. "Help me to understand how a persocom was able to call the Earth Assistance Hotline and summon me? ... Inconceivable! This is a machine! ... There just no way ….… FINE! I will check for myself."
Peorth puts the phone down on the table, stands, and approaches Chi. "Stand still deary, this won't hurt a bit." She then closes her eyes and places her hands on the blonde persocom's shoulder. Immediately, a slight glow beings to emanate from Chi, and she begins to feel a warmth inside of her chest. It is similar to when Hideki first professed his love for her, and she to him. She closes her eyes and basks in the feeling as the goddess maintains her hold. After a moment, Peorth breaks contact and steps back, a look of utter shock on her face. "By the Almighty, what kind of magic is this?!"
The goddess quickly turns and grabs up her phone again. "How can this be?! Who's magic did this?" she yells into the receiver as she continues to stare at Chi. "Its just that ….. No, I did not detect any residual traces …. But how? ... You're right …. Yes, yes, I will get to it now ….… No, there's nothing more I need …..." Peorth slowly closes the phone and falls back into the chair. "I need a drink."
"Chi can get water!"
"No, don't worry about it," replies the dark haired goddess, who then slams her fist onto the table. "Sacreblue! Have I messed this up! What to do ….. I know! We can start over!" Peorth jumps up and steps over to the desk where the camera lays. She waves her arms around as if she is measuring something. All the while, she mumbles to herself. "Lets see, the camera is there, and I came down here…..Oh! And my hands were like this… got to make this right!"
Chi watches, enraptured by the actions of the goddess. She has never met anyone quite like her before.
After a few moments, Peorth looks up and smiles a Chi, then raises her arms above her head as if she were twirling like a ballerina. "Bonjour madame! I am Peorth, Goddess First Class, Type Two, Unlimited!" she exclaims while crossing her arms across her chest and giving a slight bow. "I am here because your soul called out to me for assistance!"
Chi gives the goddess a puzzled look. "Chi's soul? So now you say Chi does have a soul?" While she knew the definition of it from Wikipedia, she had no concept of what it was exactly. "What is a soul?"
Peorth smiles and reaches down and catches Chi's hand in her own. She raises it above her head and twirls her around as if performing a ballet. "My dear, it is the essence of who you are! Your spirit! Your drive!" She stops the little persocom as she is facing her, and puts her hands on Chi's shoulders. "When you told me earlier that you felt pain within your chest from your feelings, those were the feelings that came straight from your soul! I was just too ignorant to see it at the time. Your soul is in pain, Chi. I can see that plain as day now. So I have come to you from heaven to grant you a wish!"
"Chi can make a wish?"
"Why yes!" exclaims the goddess. "Whatever you heart's desire!" She releases Chi and twirls around. When she stops, her hands are clasped together. She brings them up to her shoulder while leaning her head in and giving a knowing wink. "And I believe I know what your heart's desire is, Chi Motosuwa! All you have to do is say the words and I will grant it!" Peorth raises her hands to the ceiling, as if she were basking in some unseen praise and adulation. Chi can almost see the stars in her eyes. "This will be a special event! A first! It will be my pièce de résistance!"
The goddess lifts off the ground and begins to float. She twists her body around so that she is lying prone in the air, resting her chin on her arms at eye level with the blonde persocom. "So tell me your wish."
"Chi wishes Hideki to be happy!" she blurts out.
The goddess flips upside down and stares. "I'm sorry mon amie, but I don't think you want me to wave my hand and make him happy myself." She turns herself back upright and floats a little closer. Almost nose to nose, she pokes Chi in the chest. "I think you want to make him happy yourself."
Chi blinks at the goddess. She was right of course. Ever since they had declared each other to be the 'one just for me', it has been her mission in life to do what she can to make Hideki happy. She could not just wish for him to be happy, she had to think of something that she could do herself to make is so.
She thinks back to all the things that they did together, cooking, going for walks to school or work or wherever, playing video games, sleeping. The latter filled her with joy as it was the one time they could be closest to each other. That reminded her of the events of the day, where he had sacrificed being able to go out with the other men to be with her. Despite his protestations, she knew the real reason; he was avoiding temptation. She remembers what happened before Hideki had rushed out and warm feelings come over her at the memory. In the year and a half since, they had done a few 'things', but he would never allow it to go too far. She was painfully aware of the reason for that, as well as the fact that it frustrated him.
Chi gets a flash of inspiration and looks up at the goddess. "Chi knows what to wish for!"
Peorth smiles as she shifts in the air and brings herself to a standing position. "Ready when you are, chéri."
XXX
When Hideki had arrived at the video store, he had just made it. After explaining the situation to the clerk, they had gone to check. Sure enough, the disk was missing from the box. Much to his chagrin, the clerk explained that they would not have charged him as it appeared that the clerk that took the box when he brought it back earlier in the day had failed to check. "That's just my luck."
On the way back to the dorm, he starts to take stock in his current situation. He wasn't an idiot, having known for a while that Senpai and the others were taking advantage of his relationship with Chi. They had originally thought it was crazy that he was in love with the little persocom. There was actually discussion at one point that the no girls policy should apply to her due to their special relationship. In the end, though, they were convinced otherwise. For the first month or two afterwards, he had endured teasing and joking about it, but not as much as expected. It ended after punching out one of the other residents who had asked to borrow Chi for the night. After that, everyone started to take her presence for granted.
That was when the 'excursions' began. Since they were open to the men of the dorm only, per the proclamation of Senpai, Hideki had always chosen to stay behind. When he did so, there was always a list of chores to do. "That's starting to make me angry!" shouted Hideki to know one in particular. "I think I'm going to march up to them and tell them exactly what I think of that!"
"SHUT UP! There are people trying to sleep!"
His face goes beet red as he realizes he was once again giving voice to his internal thoughts. "Sorry!" he blurts out and starts to run again. The only comfort he has in his life was Chi, and he was wasting time.
A bright light illuminates the sky, causing Hideki to skid to a stop. He watches as a column of light flashes up from the ground and into the sky, along with what sounds like an explosion. The clouds seem to part, as if accepting a gift from the Earth. The wind picks up around him. It feels as if it is being drawn to the source of the light. For a moment, he just stands there and marvels at it. Then, a memory deep down reminds him of another night, approximately a year and a half ago. He does some rough calculations in his head, and he realizes that it is emanating from the same direction as the dorm.
"CHI!" he exclaims and starts running faster than ever. Did another embedded program go off? Did something happen to the dorm, like a gas explosion or something? Hideki's breathing becomes labored, his heart pounding so hard he can hear it in his head. He can't tell if it was from the exertion of running or the terror he feels that something awful has befallen his 'one just for me'.
As he rounds the corner and enters the parking lot in front of the dorm, he immediately notices that it is indeed still standing and lets out a sigh of relief. Looking up at the building, Hideki sees there is no light on in the room that he shares with Chi. It flickers on and off for a second, setting him off again, bolting into the building, up the stairs and around the corner to 202.
"CHI!" he cries as he bursts through the door. It looks like a typhoon has hit the room. All of their personal effects are strewn across the floor, as if something had swept aside everything that was not nailed down. The overhead light flickers again, and comes back on, illuminating the room. In the middle of the floor, he sees Chi crumpled over on her side. He immediately dashes over and falls to his knees beside her. He gently picks her up and cradles her in his arms. "Chi, are you alright?" he pleads.
There is no response. "Chi! Wake up!" he cries desperately to no avail. Tears start to flow down his cheeks as he holds her head to his chest. "Please wake up, I can't live without you," he whispers.
He hears a soft moan come from her. He is puzzles at first because he did not remember her ever moaning like this after waking up. His elation pushes all that aside after he loosens his grip and sees Chi looking up at him with a smile on her lips. "Oh Chi! I thought I had lost you!" he blurts out and pulls her up into an embrace. He revels in her closeness, the softness of her body.
Then, he notices something different. Something alien he had not felt from her ever before. As he realizes this, Chi pulls herself up closer to him. She kisses the nape of his neck the whispers into his ear. "Chi's wish came true."
As the realization comes to him, he pushes her away and holds her at arm's length. Taking stock of what he felt and what she said, he looks her over with a critical eye. He immediately notices the rise and fall of her chest, something that persocoms generally don't bother to simulate. He looks up at her face, and sees that there is something missing. The tell-tale sign of a persocom, the pink and white data port covers that took the place of her ears, were gone. He reaches up and slides her blonde hair out of the way and sees very human looking ears. His eyes widen in surprise.
"What happened?" he blurts out.
"A goddess appeared to Chi and granted me a wish!"
"Goddess? Wish? I don't understand!" exclaims Hideki.
Chi smiles and lovingly caresses the side of his face. "A goddess appeared to Chi," she repeats. "She granted Chi a wish. Chi wished to be human like Hideki!"
He could see that she was almost giddy as she began to describe what happened over the last twenty-five minutes, beginning from when he rushed out the door. Her story is interrupted by the mention of Kotoko and Sumomo, which brings about a frantic search for the tiny laptops. They are eventually found and reactivated where they both confirm the appearance of a stranger who mysteriously materialized from the ceiling. They had both started to sound an alarm, but registered a fatal system-stop error immediately after. Chi continues the story and Hideki can only sit and listen, mouth agape as she relates what had happened next. In the end, she lost consciousness immediately after making the wish, and woke up in his arms.
Is this for real? As he stares at her in shock, nothing else registers except what is before him. Not even the bellowing voice from the other side of the door. "Motosuwa!" In his mind, he can think of only one way to confirm. He hears a key in the lock of his door, but he pays it no mind. Instead, he grabs hold of Chi and pulls her to him, putting his ear against her chest.
He sharply draws in a breath as he hears the faint lub-dub of a heartbeat.
The door to his room opens to reveal a tall, dark-skinned, hulking man wearing a plain white t-shirt and blue jeans. His shoulders take up almost the entire doorway. Hideki breaks away from Chi and looks up at the burly man. "Senpai?"
As Motosuwa's senpai steps into the room, the light glints off his bald head. "Motosuwa, did yous make da phone…" He stops in mid sentence as the scene before him registers in his brain. It's not the couple in a seemingly intimate embrace that he sees, it's the discarded persocom data port covers lying unnoticed at the feet of the two residents. His Neanderthal like uni-brow furrows at the scene as he jumps to the wrong conclusion. "Yous gotta be kidd'en me, Motosuwa. You mean the 'com's been a girl all this time?!"
The larger man turns back out the door. "Hey boyz! Git over here! We gots us a rule breaker!" he yells, his voice eching down the hall. Several people parrot the call as they suddenly begin to appear and congregate just outside the door to Hideki's room. He then turns back towards Hideki and Chi. "I gots to give it to ya, Motosuwa. Yous had us all fooled. But the cats outa da bag now. Yous knows da rules, no girls in da dorms! Do ya have any'thin ta say 'bout this?"
Hideki, still in shock over something much more important than a rule infraction, looks up but says nothing. The larger man grumbles to himself, then passes judgment.
"He who dares break the rules, GET'S KICKED OUT!" he rumbles.
As if that was their queue, the rest of the residents file into the room. Some of them grab hold of Hideki and Chi, others start grabbing their things, all the while chanting 'kicked out' over and over again. They carry the pair out of the room, down the stairs, and deposit them on the ground just outside the side door to the building, along with some of their things. Hideki sits in stunned silence, staring off into space, while Chi sits and watches him.
After a minute, Kotoko gets up from where she was unceremoniously dropped, dusts herself off, and marches around in front of the couple. "So master, what do we do now?"
XXX
After slamming the door, Tamiya Toraichi turns and follows the others upstairs. As the younger men disperse back to their rooms, he stops and reflects on what had just happened. Now in his late-forties, he rubs his recently shaven head absentmindedly. His hairline had recently receded, leaving him almost completely hairless on top, with tufts of grey hair above his ears. The boys in the dorm had suggested that he shave it, which he had finally done. Now he was wondering why he never did it in the past.
As he passes Motosuwa's old door, he recalls something that happened in this very room when he was still in school. This incident seemed awfully similar to that one, but he decided it was not on the level of déjà vu. Just as in this case, they had found the offender breaking the No Girls Allowed policy. The subjects had also been kicked out immediately without possibility of appeal.
Almost as an afterthought, he steps into the room, goes to the window on the other side, opens it, and sticks his head out. "Motosuwa! Be sure to send us yer new address so we can send yous yer stuff!"
As he pulls his head back in, he looks up and sees a hole in the ceiling. It looks just like the one from the previous incident he had been thinking of. Now dat's just damn weird.
A/N: Any similarities to Ah! My Goddess are completely intentional!
I have always considered Keiichi and Hideki to be kindred spirits in a way. I mean, lets face it. They both have trouble dealing with women, they are super devoted to their girlfriends, and they both like porn! (Ok, Hideki a little more so). Anyway, this was originally a one shot that just dealt with Chi getting a wish from some ramdom goddess while Hideki was out. It kind of blew up and threatened to melt my brain if I did not put fingers to keyboard.
Yes, I know there is another fanfic that deals with a wish for Chi to be human. I mean no disrespect and you will just have to take my word that this concept was born in me before i read that other story. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it. There will be a chapter 2, I promise!
