Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight series.
Bella's POV.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Edward! Bella! Alice! Jasper! Rosalie! Come down here!!"
"Again?" I groaned into Edward's neck. It was morning; I had just woken up. Furthermore, he had just bothered us with a song last night. How long could he go at this? Sure it was our fault for mentioning 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne in our personal jokes when I had first become conscious, but he could have had the courtesy to ignore us. But no… that certainly wasn't going to go over with Emmett. He would be more than interested in whatever we mentioned.
As I stepped on to the top stair, the music started playing. Emmett was dancing and singing along, clearly enjoying himself. I couldn't help but start laughing as the second show began.
Hey, hey, tú, tú
Odio a tu novia
No, no, no, no
Necesitas una nueva
Hey, hey, yo, yo
Podría ser tu novia
"Spanish," Edward informed me when I looked at him curiously.
Hey, hey, tú, tú
Yo sé que me gustas
No, no, no, no
No es un secreto
Hey, hey, tú, tú
Yo quiero ser tu novia
Easier to enjoy, now knowing the language the song was being sung in, I paid more attention to Emmett. By the end of the first chorus he had stealthily climbed the stairs and found Rosalie standing behind me. She was pulled down to the main floor as the English versus began.
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right?
The clear enjoyment on Rosalie's face made it difficult not to appreciate Emmett for his loving but attractive ways. Despite the fact that the lyrics were meant in a reverse sex role, they managed to enjoy each other's company.
I looked behind me to find Jasper and Alice smiling into each other's eyes. It may have been an upbeat song, but they were having fun just the way they were.
Edward's arms were wrapped around me, holding me close. I reveled in his closeness, not that it was much of a change from our positions just a minute prior.
Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the mother-fucking princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right)
Alice's bubbly personality finally came through and she dragged Jasper down the stairs to dance with Rosalie and Jasper. I smiled and the fun they were all having.
She's like
So whatever
You can do
So much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about
I turned my head to look at Edward. He had a smile on his face and I couldn't help but kiss him. He was just too cute!
Hey, hey, you, you
Je n'aime pas ta copine
No way, no way
T'as besoin d'une nouvelle
Hey, hey, you, you
Je serais ta copine
"French," he stated, walking down the stairs with me still in his arms.
Hey, hey, you, you
Je sais que tu m'aimes bien
No way, no way
Ce n'est pas un secret
Hey, hey, you, you
Je serais ta copine
Edward took me over to the couch and we sat down, watching the others enjoy themselves. It was fun moments like these when I realized just how normal they really were. Even vampires just wanted to have fun. (A/N: I hope you all caught the reference there.)
I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (and again, and again, and again)
Alice walked over to us and pulled me off the couch. She held me study as we spun around the room laughing.
(So) So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet,
Make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again)
I was passed off to Emmett, now. The smile on his face told me just how much my participation made him happy. Laughter to came to me, filling me with happiness – though I was sure Jasper had helped.
'Cause...
She's like
So whatever
And you can do
So much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about
Edward, polite as ever, tapped Emmett on the shoulder to alert us of the turn he wanted. I was handed back over to him, but not before he grimaced – probably in response to Emmett's thoughts.
He started dancing with me, a smile brightening his face despite the obvious desire to just sit with me. I didn't really mind either way. Flying around the room was just as fun as floating on Cloud 9.
Hey hey you you
wǒ bù xǐ huān nǐ nǚ péng yǒu
(Waw boo she hwan knee nooh pung yo)
No way no way
nǐ xū yào yī gè xīn de
(Knee shoo yow yee guh sheen duh)
Hey hey you you
wǒ kě néng huì shì nǐ nǔ péng yǒu
(Waw kuh nung hway shir knee duh nooh pung yo)
"Simplified Mandarin Chinese," he whispered into my ear. Our dance continued through the chorus.
Hey hey you you
wǒ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān wǒ
(Waw jir dow knee she hwan waw)
No way no way
bù shì yī gè mì mì
(Boo shih yee guh mi mi)
Hey hey you you
wǒ yào dāng nǐ de nǚ péng yǒu
(Waw yow dong knee duh nooh pung yo)
Not missing a beat, Edward plopped down on the couch with me. He pulled my legs onto his lap so I was facing him rather than his siblings. I couldn't help but take a peak and find them doing some explicit movements. Edward's face was more than enough of a visual, I didn't need the rest of their images as well.
I turned my head and listened intently to Edward's singing. It was a bit odd for him to be singing this song, but I couldn't help but enjoy the velvet tone of his voice. He made Emmett, and the real singer for that matter, sound rough and course. Would he ever fail to amaze me?
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can
'Cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can
'Cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
Hey Hey You You
Non amo tua ragazza
No way No way
Trova una nuova
Hey Hey You You
Sarò la tua ragazza
"Italian," he smirked as they all sang in yet another language I was unfamiliar with.
Hey Hey You You
So che ti piaccio
No way No way
Non è un segreto
Hey Hey You You
Sarò la tua ragazza
As the end of the song drew near, Edward moved to be closer to me. His lips were right against my neck. "German, next." I groaned in response to yet another foreign language.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriends
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend!
Finally a chorus in English! So Edward was singing it and changed a few words. At least I could understand. Regardless, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice were all singing in German just a few feet away.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
It might have been a cheesy song, but the words still stunned me at how passionate and loving they were. I kissed him as the rest of the family finished off the song with a fit of giggles.
Hey Hey!
For those of you who are at all interested, here are the German lyrics:
Hey! Hey! Du! Du!
Ich mag deine Freundin nicht
No way! No way!
Ich glaub du brauchst 'ne neue
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich könnte deine Freundin sein
Hey! Hey! Du! Du!
Ich weiß, dass du mich gern hast
No way! No way!
Es ist kein Geheimnis
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich möchte deine Freundin sein
I apologize if there are any incorrect translations. I got this off of Wikipedia. I know I could have avoided the mess if I did it all in English, but where is the fun in that?
I would also like to state that there is no way in the world anybody could convince me to do another one of these. My brilliant one-shot ideas were clearly meant to be one-shots (or so I realize after finishing this one). I won't be doing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' or any other song. Sorry.