Okay, so I KNOW that I should be updating my other stories and I KNOW that there are billions of these out there, but I really want to do a twist on one of these because...well...there's to many out there. Anywho, this is done as a PARODY of all the lists out the, okay? So I'm partially redeemed. Also, this is set during third year; one of the alternate times when I thought Hermione first liked Ron, and when Ginny really bonds with Hermione.
Disclaimer: Nerp de werp. I don't own HP.
Prologue: The Bet
Ginny sighed as Hermione told her everything. Her brother and Harry were stupid and/or oblivious. In that order, too. And so...Ginny hatched a plan. She wasn't sure it would work, but it might...
"Hey, Hermione!" she said, after they had sat in silence for a while. Hermione looked up, a film of tears over her eyes.
"Yes." Hermione answered, in a choked voice.
"I bet that you can't write a list of how Ron's a prat, even if you are this mad at him." Ginny said, grinning. Hermione sat up straight in her chair, semi-offronted.
"I can so! He's the biggest prat on the face of the planet!"
"Okay," said Ginny, shaking her head a bit, "a galleon it is, then."
And so it began...
Short, I know, but I'm posting the second chapter immediately, so you can't judge! Third chapter'll be coming soon. Huggins!
-Miriflowers