Shinji's Hair day

Disclaimer: Bleach is not mine

Note: No flames please! I am battling a cold so I am not at 100%

Shinji woke up expecting that his room was booby trapped by Hyori. She had tenacity to play jokes on him when he least expect it. From goop in his shoes, to buckets of slime and turning on the water everywhere so the shower would run out of hot water quickly, oh yes Shinji knew when it came to Hyori she was up to something. She was always up to something even if she did not look like she was she was planning something.

Shinji finally decided that it was safe to get out of bed after checking for mousetraps and creatures that could be in his shoes. He poked his head out the door of his room to find it was quiet, the rest of comrades were still sleeping. Shinji let out a sigh of relief before making his way to the bathroom for a quick shower before the others start their daily argument of who would be next in line for the bathroom and screaming at whoever is in there to hurry up and get out. He was smart knowing to only take 10 min. Not looking at the shampoo bottle he quickly squirted some in his hair wishing he had the long locks of golden hair he had years ago. Finishing he looked to make sure that Hiyori did not steal his towel for the 100th time. He combed his hair and made his way back to his room to change before making his way downstairs.

Walking into the kitchen he noticed the other vizards snickering. "What the heck you guys are laughing at?" His gazed at Hyori who had a smug look on her face. His hand flew to his hair to make sure it was not getting any shorter or falling out. Rose and Love were the first ones to burst out laughing the others following. Lisa fell on the floor from laughing. Hachi felt bad for Shinji who seemed to be confused, "Shinji your hair you might want to look in a mirror." Shinji ran to the bathroom to find his beautiful blonde hair had turned black! He stood in shock before screaming "HHHYYYOOORRRRIIII!!!!!!!!"

Shinji ran back in to the kitchen "You little witch what the heck did you do." Hyori's face turned wicked, "Not my fault you did not look to see what bottle you grabbed baldy!"

"Don't lie I know you changed it on purpose"

*shoe slap * "Did not!"

"Did too!"

*another shoe slap* Did not

"Did too"

The other vizards sighed watching the two bicker back and forth like 2 year olds and proceeded to eat quickly before their food became the weapon of choice. Which within 5 min was exactly what happen.

Kensai decided to try to end the argument, "Shinji it does not look that bad it looks pretty good really, we can always dye it back, Hyori say your sorry we know it was you/"

"Na I am not going to the baldy started it he is the one who scared me at Halloween I told him he was going to pay"

"My beautiful hair!!!! Now the pretty girls will not look at meeeeee!" Shinji moaned

"Shinji stop being a drama queen your hair can be fixed it makes you happy we will dye Hiyori's " Kensai grabbed Hiyori who was trying to leave by the back of the shirt.

"Fine but her hair will be purple"

"Ok then"

"I hate you two!"

(end)

Happy Holidays Shiyori fans! please read and leave some nice reviews!

Shinji: Crazed why do you love doing this to us

Crazed: Cause I love you and its fun Shinji in the shower *drools*

Hyori: darn fangirls

Crazed: ^_^