Ello to the people of the internets, Canada and all of the aliens from the center of the earth that want my Lucky Charms. I AM ALIIIVVEEE!!
Amazing, no?
Anyways, I am finally back on FF after a weird introduction to the wonders of High School. In other words, I am the school weirdo along with my new friend and partner in crime. *Waves*
I'm sure you've heard of the GIANT snow storm/ Noreaster Spelling..? that gave some people two feet of snow. WELL LUCKY ME I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE AND I CAN'T EVEN OPEN THE FRONT DOOR TO MY HOUSE!!
So out of my boredom and Cabin Fever, I began reading fanfics and got an idea from the Oh so Cliche "I magically fell into the Narutoverse" type of stories, and decided to put my own little twist into it.
DISCLAMER OF DOOM
Chuck Norris says Red does not own Naruto. Do not doubt Chuck Norris.
Enjoy! ^^
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Okay.. Okay... Hmm... Maybe NaruHina? I don't like NaruSaku... GaaraSaku is good...
"Next!"No SasuSaku. Saucy cakes may be kickass, but he can burn for killing Deidara as far as I'm concerned...
"Neeeext!!"Sakura killed Sasori so no paring with them... Huh... I need to get better at writing romance though so I can't reject everything... NejiTen? No LeeTen. LeeTen is just creepy. Besides, NejiTen is practically cannon...
"Little girl, your next!" The lunch lady yelled, jolting me out of my thoughts.
"I am no little girl, you insolent mortal!" I screamed, handing her a five dollar bill. "I AM THE ALMIGHTY SUKI OF THE UCHIHA CLAN! ANGER ME AND I'LL GO AMATARESU ON YOUR ARSE!"
She rolled her eyes, and handed me my change, already used to my anime ranting.
"I SEE ALL!" I yelled walking away. "YOU REMEMBER THAT! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, LADY!"
Most of the people in the room just ignored me, though a few laughed. I walked to the 'freak table' in the back of the lunchroom, sitting down across from my friend, Cati. (Her name is spelled like that, but pronounced like Katie. Go figure.)
"Cake...?" She asked, eyeing my tray.
"What?" I said through a mouthful. "I gotta represent L."
She rolled her eyes, lifting up her Shonen Jump magazine.
"Oooh... Which issue?" I asked, digging through my backpack for some manga.
"The October one."
I pulled out the second issue of Naruto, and opened it, flipping to a random page. "Anything good?"
"If by good you mean any Szayel, Hiei or Deidara then no." She replied, naming three of my favorite anime characters.
I stuck my tongue out. "Well then. What about Ulquiorra? Grimmjow? Sasori?"
"No, no and he's dead."
"Or is he?"
"Yeah, actually, he is."
I rolled my eyes. "Just go back to drooling over Kurama."
"Thank you."
I coughed, muttering something that sounded a lot like 'Hiei's better' and earned a glare.
"Whaaaat? I said nothing. "
"Do you EVER shut up?"
I grinned. "Define shut up."
More glaring. I stared at her in mock hurt. She tried to ignore me, but after a few minutes she broke down and threatened me with a spork.
"Alright... Alright... Sheesh..." I muttered as the bell rang.
I sat in English class, drawing a chibi Suigetsu stabbing chibi Karin with a kunai. The teacher was talking about how we would have to finish a story that we would read. A story with no ending. Oooh.. Amazing. A story that someone was too lazy to complete.
Bleah. Borrrriinnggg... Who would want to use someone else's OC's? Well.. An interesting OC I could work with... But these chars were boring as 'ell.
Besides, the teacher always failed me on these because I always ended up putting in anime characters.
What? It's MY fault that I just so happened to put twins named Sakon and Ukon in the story? Sheesh...
I yawned. Ugh. This lady's talking is giving me a headache...
I rubbed my head, wincing.
One more class to go... I reached into my backpack and pulled out a folder, flipping to a piece of paper that had all my classes written down.
Today... Last block was...
Computer tech. THANKEE!! My favorite class, besides maybe Art.
As the bell (The wonderful, wonderful bell!) rang, I quickly stuffed the folder back into my bag, slinging it over my shoulder and running down the hall to the computer room.
I nodded at the teacher and took my place on the end of the last row. We were making video's today. Of course, mine was going to be anime themed.
I was going to make it an AMV. I just had to choose what character it was going to be about.
After looking through the songs I had I decided on Sakon with Run Away by Linkin Park in the background. I was planning on doing one about Szayel instead, but I didn't have any songs that would fit him.
I liked the Sound Five (Though it should be six. UKON MIGHT BE STICKING OUT OF SAKON BUT HE'S STILL A PERSON!!) especially Sakon, Ukon, Kimimaro and Tayuya. They were only one step below the Akatsuki.
I was about halfway done when the last bell rang. I practically skipped out of the classroom, just wanting to get the hell out of there.
"Hey! What's your problem?!" Some random guy yelled irritably as I ran by, trying to get to the busses as fast as possible.
"A FLY FLEW UP MY NOSE AND LAYED EGGS IN MAH BRAAAIINNN! ANY MORE QUESTIONS?!"
You'd think by now the people at my high school would be used to me... Apparently not.
One psychotic bus ride later I walked into my house and threw my backpack on the couch. "HONEY, I'M HOOOMMEEE!!!" I yelled, knowing I would get no response. Parents busy. Parents work. Parents ignore small child. It's amazing I turned out completely sane.
Opening the door to my room and flopping down on the bed, I stared at the ceiling, too lazy to turn on my computer (Yes that is my social life. I know. It is sad).
"... Damn... Why does my head hurt so badly...?" I muttered. Blinking slowly, feeling very tired all of a sudden.
I considered getting an aspirin for my headache, but I didn't feel like moving at the moment.
I closed my eyes and curled up in a ball, rolling on my side.
"So when is she gonna wake up?"Who da hell be that? I thought, half asleep.
"Be patent."
"Tch. I don't see why you guys are so interested in her. All that is going to happen to her is dissection, probably."Ew. I don't wanna get chopped apart. Muy muy bad for my health.
"This is getting boring. Someone just wake her the hell up already."
I felt someone poke me on the forehead. da heck?! I'm not Sasuke! Don't head pokey me!
Groaning I gathered all my motivation and pulled myself into a sitting position. opening my eyes.
"Eh...?" I muttered, waiting for my eyes to adjust to the dim light. I was sitting on a bed of some sort, surrounded by monitors.
"Hey, looks like she finally decided to wake up."
I blinked, looking at the speaker, then froze.
"Uh... Uuh..." I managed to say, sounding like Wonderweiss.
"Looks like she hit her head too... Tch. Great. Another dumbass."Holy shitcakes, the fanfictions were right.
The Sound Four. I was surrounded by the freaking SOUND FOUR.
Damn. I guess a fly really DID lay eggs in my brain.
Or maybe I'm just nuts. Yeah. Lets go with that... Still only one way to tell if it's real or not...
I turned to Sakon and jabbed him in the forehead with my finger.
"Ow! What the hell, bitch?!"
"... Huh. I guess this is real.." I muttered, grinning a little.
"I like this girl already." Tayuya said, mirroring my evil grin.
Sakon glared, rubbing his forehead where a bright red circle was forming. "Tch. Great. Just what we need. Another crazy one."
"Who the hell are you calling crazy?! I'm not the one wearing green lipstick!"
"You know, you shouldn't swear so much." Jirobo said.
I turned to him. "Oh really? I haven't yet begun to fight! Don't make me go Hidan on your ass."
"What do you-" He began as Kabuto walked in to the room.
"Oh, so you've woken up, have you? Good." I watched him warily, not fooled one bit by his nice guy act. "How do you feel?"
"Well, kinda PO'ed, actually, seeing as I had to wake up to this" I pointed at Sakon, "Idiot trying to drill a hole through my forehead with his finger."
"What?! How do you know if I was the one who poked you?!"
I grinned evilly. "Because I'm just awesome like that."
"You know what-"
"Alright, alright, calm down, you two." Kabuto said, trying to keep Sakon from killing me with the nearest sharp object. "Our guest needs some rest. Besides, Kimimaro is waiting for you out in the training grounds."
I waved happily to the boy. "Have fuuuunnn!" And flashed Tayuya a thumbs up.
"So, miss...?"
"Oh!" I said, turning to the older boy. "Suki."
"Ah. Suki. That's a nice name. Where are you from? And why were you unconscious in the woods?"
I blinked, tilting my head to the side in confusion. "I was ko'ed in the woods...? Huh. I don't remember that." I don't remember FALLING INTO THE FREAKING NARUTOVERSE EITHER!!!
"Well... What do you remember?" He asked, picking up a clipboard and writing down a few notes.
"Umm... I had a really bad headache... Oh! Hey it's gone now... Anyways... I got home from School and felt tired so I laid down on my bed. The next thing I know I'm getting forehead pokeyed by a weirdo with green lipstick."
Kabuto nodded. "I see. That's... Weird to say the least. I think Lord Orochimaru would be very interested to meet you."OH CRAP! NOT THE SNAKE PEDO! NOOOOOO!!
"As long as he doesn't kill me, poke me in the forehead or wear lipstick I'd be fine with that." I replied, knowing it would be no use arguing and it would just draw suspicion. Oh yeah. I iz genuz.
"Of course. Follow me, I'll take you to him now so we can set up the room you'll be staying in."Let's just hope that room won't be the morgue.
I shivered as we walked down the hall. This place was freaking cold!
Kabuto stopped at a door that had multiple snakes carved into it. "After you." He said, losing the nice guy voice a little and pushing the door open.
I was greeted by a rush of ice cold air. The interior of the room was covered in shadow, though I could see the outline of a figure at the other end. I walked in, determined not to show fear. I shivered. Epic fail.
"Hello...?" I asked.
"Hello, it seems you've woken up. That's good." Creepy pedo voice. Insert more shivering here. "I trust that Kabuto has already asked you how you ended up unconscious in the woods, less than a mile from our base?"
"Um.. Yeah." I said quietly.
"She says she had a headache, so she sat down on her bed and woke up here." I could hear the grin in his voice as he said that.
"Oh, did she now? Poor thing."
I took a deep breath. "Umm... Mister Orochimaru, sir? Are you gonna kill me?"
There was an agonizing man, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die-
"Now why would you say that?"
"Just picking up a vibe...?" I said, though it sounded more like a question.
"Of course not. You're too unique."
I blinked. "Just 'cuz I randomly appeared in the woods?" Or am I just that awesome?"Not just that. It seems as though you possess an unusually large amount of chakra... But you obviously aren't a Kunoichi. Seeing this kind of thing in an average civilian is unheard of."
"Erm... Thanks?"
"You met the most of the members of the Sound Five earlier, correct?"
".. Yeah." I replied, taking a minute to realize Kimimaro wasn't sick yet, so there was five of them. (OR SIX! UKON!!)
"With the addition of yourself they will number six members. A very powerful force indeed."
It took me a second to realize what he was saying. "You mean I'm joining them...?"
"I strongly suggest you agree."
"Y-yeah... Sure!" Inwardly I was basically jumping in happiness. Ellz yeah! Me?! In the Sound Five?! HECK YEAH! All we need now is pudding and my life goals will be complete!
"Kabuto, could you show our new Shinobi to her room?" Kabuto, or as I now like to call him, Kabbers, nodded and opened the door, motioning for me to follow.
"Now was that so bad?"
"Besides the fact that I almost pissed myself out of fear?"
He smiled. CREEPY! I think it was his rape face. "Yes."
"It was just peachy."
He looked up. "We're entering the hallway where the Sound Five live. Your door is the last one on the right." He pointed to it, just in case I didn't know left from , he really thinks I'm that stupid? I'm insulted.
"I'll send someone by later to give you a tour. Until then try not to start any fights. Please?"
"Yeah, yeah..." I muttered. "I know..."
He gave me one last 'stern' look before leaving. I stuck my tongue out and pushed the door open. "Woah." The room was pretty big. There was a bed against the right side, and a dresser against the left. And carpeted floor. Red. Probably to hide the bloodstains. Heh..
I climbed onto the bed, enjoying the fact that it was very... Squishy?
I crossed my legs. Okay. So re-checking of the facts... I had a headache that made me fall asleep and magically appear next to Oro's base. I pissed off Sakon, got on Tayuya's good side and apparently I have a ton of Chakra. Naruto level tons of Chakra. And I am now a ninja in the Sound Five.I grinned.I'm a ninja... Heh... I'm a ninja... HELL YEAH I'M A NINJA! I screamed in my head, the shock wearing off.
"I am a niiinnnjjaaaa.. I am a niiinnnjjaaaa... I get a kuunnnaaaaiii.. And learn kickass juuuussstttuuuuu..." I sang, jumping on the bed like a crazy person. "I am a baaaddd guuyyyy... I'll get a cuurrsseee maarrrkkk... And I'll kick Sakon's aaaasssssss..."
"Well this freaking scarred me for life." My head snapped towards the source of the noise. Tayuya was standing in the doorway.
"Tayuya!" I yelled, running over and hugging her. "GUESS WHAT?! OROCHIMARU DIDN'T KILL ME!"
"Number one, NEVER HUG ME AGAIN. Number two how the hell do you know my name...?"
I blinked. Oh crap. "I am psychic like that. Fear me and my magic powers."
She sighed, crossing her arms. "Whatever. Since you got this room, I'm guessing your the newest member of the Sound Five, then?"
I nodded. "Yep! Apparently Oro says I have a ton of Chakra."
"Heh.. Oro...?"
I grinned. "You like my nickname making skeels?"
"As long as you don't give me one."
"Aye aye!" I said.