Disclaimer:I don't own these guys, but they sure as hell are fun to play with.

Warning: Minor slash in upcomming chapters. Humor based; Don't like, don't read.


Ugh. that's just.. Disgusting!

The small child cringed at the sight before him. Since his movement into the Hi-Skool, he had seen a lot, and I mean a lot of gross things humans did as they got older. But this. this was just sick!

His eye twitched again, yet he couldn't pull his eyes from the sight. It's like a train wreck... only without the amusing screams of agony. So he simply sat there. Watching. He could see every move they made. The filth meat-hands roaming over the other... the pulling, the pinching, the pressing, the... OH MY IRK!

"ENOUGH! ZIM HAS SEEN ENOUGH OF YOUR FILTHY STINK- BEAST FEEDING RITUAL! THE GREAT ZIM DEMANDS YOU STOP AT ONCE!"

They didn't hear him

But everyone else did

And so he ran off

Among the few that seemed to hear him, and among the fewer that seemed to care, sat another boy. This one, though not as… interested with the antics of others had a vague idea of what made the little invader so upset. Despite the recent outburst, he licked his finger and flipped to the next page. Nobody ever took Zim's rants and shouts seriously; you think he would have learned by now. But then, he wouldn't be Zim at all, now would he?

The boy smiled, and turned the page.

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