Runny Honey

by PepperPot

I'm back, after several years absence. I was very bored, so I wrote another parody for y'all. Enjoy. If you like it, read All That Food. Look out for Cell Block Mango.

Some of you may remember my All That Jazz parody, All That Food, written a few years ago. I f you don't, go away and read it. After reviewing this.

Disclaimer: I didn't write the original song; I have not the brains for any original material. A shameless parody.

Runny Honey

Sometimes with cake

And sometimes beefsteak

When I get toothache

I carry on

I love it so

That runny honey of mine

Sometimes with toast

Or maybe pot roast

My honey's so sweet

It cheers up my meat

I love it so

That runny honey of mine

It ain't too hard

And it can't be charred

Lord knows, it's perfect with scones

It comes from my bees

I eat it with peas

Or cookies, cherries and the greatest: bonbons!

And if you eat it like me

I know you'll agree…

What if my food

Rose up and left

Without my honey

I'd be bereft

I love it so

More than grapes picked from the vine

That yummy, scrummy, runny honey of mine!