House-A-Minute: Human Error

Rescue People: These guys are in the ocean. Uh-oh.

Esteban Hernandez: I have a name that's difficult to type. Save me and my suitcase!

Rescue People: Screw your suitcase. Now I'm going to drown you (drowns him, then hauls him up)

Esteban Hernandez: (gibberish in Spanish)

All: Huh?

Esteban Hernandez: Dr House! (As if everyone just immediately knows who that is)

Opening Credits: I have spooky pictures.

House: Blah Blah, I'm arrogant and don't do my work. I'm also stalking Foreman.

Wilson: Quit it.

House: (to ducklings) She had too many antibiotics. Do something productive. Foreman, you're right about everything.

Chase: F you, House

Wife: Cameron, before I go into this CT scan, I'm going to tell you a touching and personal story, just like every patient on my show. My husband doesn't pray.

Cameron: Kay.

Wife: My arms broken. That sucks.

House: Here are her X-rays. Foreman, you're right again.

Chase: You're a dink. Stop agreeing with Foreman.

House: You're fired. Peace.

All: No! Un-fire him!

House: Nope. Ps, do you know what the result of the test was, Chase?

Chase: Yep.

House: Too bad, I still don't like you.

Wife: (Heart stops) Ow, my heart.

House: How are you talking?

Wife: I dunno. (dies)

Team: (Does CPR for 3 hours)

House: Why did her heart stop?

Students: I dunno.

House: Not good enough, F minus minus.

Cuddy: (says "Bypass" like twelve times)

Wife: (On byspass)

House: Why don't we know why she isn't working?

Esteban Hernandez: (Praying)

House: You're screwed, she's dead.

Esteban Hernandez: (Starts bawling and hugs him) I'm sorry, wife, I love you. Now you're dead .. Wait, no you aren't.

House: Huh? Screw you God. You messed up her heart. She has an extra valve thingie. We'll fix you with another surgery. (He's right.)

Cameron: (quits, sees Chase, tells him she doesn't want him, then stalks him at his apartment and they make out)

Foreman: (Leaves) I don't like you, even though you asked me to stay.

House: F you, then. Oh, goodie, a new guitar. (Goes drinking with the Spanish guy)

Esteban Hernandez: Woo, vodka!

Fin