Jareth Kidnaps A Fanfiction Author

by Dominicboo1

Throughly amused with my fanfictions with him as the villain, Jareth kidnaps me to keep him entertained. Will I find friends in my life in the Goblin Castle? Features some Muppet appearances, as well as Fraggle Rock as my new friends. (Note:Jareth is a slight villain in this, but not too bad...more like in the movie than in any fanfictions!) Have fun, Dominic.

1. Chapter 1

(Warning-This story tells of my fate, and if you aren't careful what you write...it will happen to you to. I'm in a high position now, but at low low spirits oftentimes. So before you read beware)

Jareth grinned as he read stories that paired him up with Sarah. He knew it wasn't in character, but he considered that he "deserved happiness". Then he clicked on a story called The Muppets and The Dark Crystal. In it he was trying to kill Kermit the frog and his friends. Jareth thought to himself.

"I do belive this boy knows me well,"Jareth said. "Well...I think he'd like some time to get to know me."Jareth smiled evilly and sent out a letter.

I took a letter off the table, and opened it. It had a Jim Henson seal. No doubt it was from Robin Frog about my Jerry Nelson tribute story, but as I opened it.

To my Dear Dominic,

It's very amusing to have somebody cast me as an antagonist. I've found all Labyrinth fanfics are pretty similar, but yours had the audacity to cast me as evil! You show you have imagination, and a sense of humor. I love that, and I'm becoming fond of you. I've decided to take you to my castle. You might be a good heir...or a goblin. Oh don't you worry you have absolutely nothing to fear. I await your reply.

Love,
Jareth

I wasted no time showing my feelings in a letter.
Dear Jareth,

I must polietly refuse. Thank you however.

With all due respect,

Dominic
Litterallly a minute later...

Dear Dominic,

Ha ha ha! I'm sorry my boy but did I ever at any time ASK you whetether you wanted to be mine?

See you very very soon,

Jareth

I read it and as I finished. The letter sucked me in, and I feel a hard into the floor.

"Ouch,"I said.

"That ouch wouldn't have happened if you came willingly," Jareth said laughing. He shook my hand, and lead me to a throne next to his.

"Please I didn't mean to hurt your feelings,"I said.

"Hush,"Jareth said as he covered my face with his hand. "Now...I am not upset, I'm merely amused. And it was so amusing...I want you to stay here forever and ever and ever..."

"Oh dear,"Dominic said. "Watch out writers, a villain might be coming to a home near you."

"Fourth wall jokes will only make me find you more amusing,"Jareth said.

"Note to self, keep trademarks to myself when notoriously evil villain isn't around."