Hello again! It is I, TheDarkestWhiteRose. And this baby is my new story! It's still premature so I want critique, and readers, before I continue.
I wanted a one-shot, and I got this.
And I WAS thinking of turning this story into a WHGN 2...But then I decided against it. The only way this will become a WHGN 2 is if enough people vote for it. (Which I highly doubt.)
So yeah, here we go. Oh wait, I keep forgetting...
Warning: There's cursing. The rating may go up from future content (like hot man sex).
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and sadly I never will. (You win this round Kishimoto.)
"Actual Speak"
The rest is basically just thought. Don't worry, it's not going to be in first-person the whole time.
Now on with the story already!
Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, I wallow in my own misery. As soon as Period 7-8 hits, my gut drops and I prepare to rot from boredom. For I know what is to come, the dreaded….Info-Tech.
It's the stupidest class I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing, and trust me, I've witnessed some pretty stupid things (My best friend…like the EPITOME of Stupid).
Speaking of my best friend, this is the only period I have with him (Yes, him.) So that means I see him from Lunch to 7-8. Then we separate again, and I'm alone. Dammit. At least he makes things "interesting," no matter how weird or bizarre he may be. Blondes, I swear.
Anyway, back to Info-Tech a.k.a. More Bullshit Than The US Government. I learn approximately nothing at all in this class. Everything I am supposedly being taught, I learned in fucking 2nd grade! Except Naruto (my bffl), he never paid attention, and still doesn't. So now I'm stuck helping him all the time. Luckily, for him, I have nothing else better to do in this godforsaken place. Good thing he sits right next to me. Everyday. Only a few inches away. I can practically FEEL the solar power of his hair radiating on me, making me feel warm and light-headed. He's pretty easy on the eyes these days, come to think of it…Okay who am I kidding?! He's gorgeous! The classic blonde with the infamously mesmerizing blue eyes, flawless sun-kissed skin, naturally toned abs (I've never seen him work out a day in his life), and those pearly whites (Can't forget about that pretty smile now, can we?) As you can plainly see, he puts other blue-eyed blonde boys to shame…And most girls (cough-INO-cough, cough).
Me, on the other hand, I'm an Uchiha. My whole family has a reputation for being hott. And countless women, even some men occasionally, throw themselves at my feet? You know I got it in the bag. So doesn't that mean that we are meant for each other? I mean seriously, we compliment each other so perfectly. So we have to be together. If we don't ever, I think I might die...Now I know you're sitting somewhere thinking "Hey wait, Uchihas don't have insecurities!" or "Uchihas don't have emotions!!" Well I have one thing for you: GET REAL! There is no way I can be this hormonal with no emotions, and with emotions comes insecurity. So yeah, I'm a horny puffball of emotion (Okay, maybe not a puffball, but it gets the point across). Plus, to top it all off, I have a giant "V" planted in the middle of my forehead. Have I been given offers to remove that "V"? You bet your sweet ass I have. But I'm kind of…well…I'm saving myself okay?! THERE, I said it! I'm saving myself for Naruto-kun…
He calls me Sasu-chan a lot. Do I look like a girl?!
Never mind, don't answer that.
He looks confused again. I should probably help him. Mmmm…Now I know he looks sexy but, does he have to SMELL sexy too? There's only so much a guy can take before…well, you know. It's not fair I tell ya. And I know I'm not the only one after his hide either.
Gaara keeps winking at me. How many times do I have to tell that guy I'm NOT interested?! Doesn't he go out with Neji? Aren't they happy?! I'm gonna flip him off, see if he likes that.
Hey! He flipped back…Noooo wait, he stuck his finger in his mouth…Now he's sucking off his fi---GaarafortheloveofGodSTOP! That's it! I'm telling Neji he needs to put a leash on that mutt! Or at least get his eye checked out, he might have a problem.
Yay! Naru-kun needs help again! Time to innocently lean over and put my hand on his leg, and while reaching to grab the mouse, innocently brush my hand over his crouch. That should forward the hint.
Screw being friends, I wanna fuck.
Alright, let's check his face with the magic BLUSH-O-METER! –Insert White Noise here–
"Thanks Sasu-chan!" A slight tilt of the head and a sexy grin doesn't fool me. I can read him like a 3rd grade book! Not only did I linger near his crouch, but I also made it look completely deliberate! How much more obvious can I get?! C'mon, I know he's not THAT dense…Or is he?…Well his facial expression still hasn't changed…Maybe he really didn't get it…Shit, I guess I'll try again later…Aww, I'm really bummed out now…
NARUTO'S P.O.V.
Someone please tell me Sasuke didn't just do what I think he did…Anyone? No? Okay…
KaCHING! YES! I knew he couldn't resist the ol' Naru-Charm. Now it's just a matter of time before we're hittin' the sheets. But, as a precaution, I'm gonna pretend like that never happened. Eh, maybe even a bit of "Hard-To-Get." Time for a little tilt of my head and my practiced "I know you want me but I'm gonna act like I don't" smile (I invented it just for this particular situation).
"Thank you Sasu-chan!" Hook line and sink her. Okay, he's looking a little suspicious and kind of stupidfied…Oh wait, he's not supposed to pout! Though I'm not complaining, he looks positively adorable. If only I had a camera, I would capture this Kodak moment and keep it all to myself. Mwahahahahaha!…He is just TOO CUTE! I have to stop this pouting-thing before I can no longer contain myself…which I have to…for both our sakes. Because after we fuck, then what? Go back to how things were before?! I don't think so. It might have worked for Shino and Kiba , who was, at the time, going out with Hinata…Still is actually…Oh my godddddd he still didn't tell her…
Anyway, back to what I was saying.
It may have worked for Shino and Kiba, but it will not work for me. And I doubt Sasuke will be able to live with himself, or even face me after that. I need a relationship, I need to know he loves me before I give him all I have…
Now where was I before this? Oh yeah, moping Sasuke.
Maybe if I mind-molest him, he'll feel better…
Nah, too much mental strain…
I could always just feel him up the ol' fashioned way…
Yeah, that sounds good.
-10 Minutes Later-
"Naruto! Stop touching Sasuke! It gives him the wrong message!"
Oh really? I though it gave him the message Bend Over Please in big red neon letters.
So this is Chapter 1! How you like it so far? Do you like it at all? If you do, please review. If you don't, at least tell me in a nice way how to fix it. Thanks.)
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RxR!!!! If you don't, I can't continue.
TheDarkestWhiteRose.