The Bet

"What's all this about?"

"Yeah who sent for us?"

"What's going on?"

About 200 demons were crowded and smushed into a bar. All were male. They were all waiting for the bartender. Suddenly he came out from behind the bar. He stood on the bar table to get everyone's attention.

"I know you all have greatly anticipated what I have come to say."

"Hell yeah!" A wolf demon blurted out.

"I have reward here." He held up a money clip. "Two-hundred million dollars." They all gasped.

"Damn!" one of them said.

"Holy SHIT!" another screamed.

"What's the catch?" A tall dark haired bat demon asked.

"Nothing really. All you have to do is get a girl to sleep with you willingly."

"That's not that hard. My girlfriend will gladly do that."

"Well actually this is where the catch takes place. You see, you have to get a certain girl to sleep with you."

"Hello, bribe." A boy with white-hair shouted.

"That's a good suggestion, Sesshomaru." The bartender said. "But I doubt she would take you up on that offer."

"Feh, why not!" A boy who looked a lot like Sesshomaru yelled.

"She's a different type of girl Inuyasha. She's very hard to get close to and she's picky.

"Its no problem!" A black-haired boy shouted.

"That's what you think Kudochi. You may have had luck in the past, but this girl is very hardcore. She'll use her fists to get her way.

"I like her already." Inuyasha whispered to his counterpart.

"I'm sure you do considering you do the exact same thing." He laughed.

"Shut up monk!"

"Shut up monk." He copied Inuyasha, mocking him.

"Miroku!" he warned.

"Yes Inuyasha?" Inuyasha hit him in the back of the head.

"Ow what the hell was that for?"

"For being an ass!"

"Inuyasha, Miroku shut up!" Kudochi yelled across the room to them.

"Feh!" was Inuyasha's reply. "Where the hell are we supposed to find her?" He asked the bartender.

"Great question Inuyasha I see we're using our head today." The bartender laughed.

"Shut up Kay."

"The name is Keito. You better recognize." He said putting on a fake gangster voice.

Inuyasha stared at him like he was retarded. "Don't ever do that again. You're a fuckin' thirty-six year old. Act you're age."

"I do. Maybe you should try it sometime."

Everyone 'oooooo'ed

"Damn, stupid-"

"Where do we find her?" Sesshomaru asked stopping Inuyasha and his constant name-calling.

"You will find her at Shikon's restaurant. She'll be singing there tomorrow. Just don't get her mad."

"I'll be sure to." Inuyasha mocked him.

"I know you're the only one stupid enough to."

"Damn you fuckin bastard."

After five minutes of questions the bartender left to go fill orders of the demon who now only wanted to get drunk and perhaps pass out a few times.

"Little brother-"

"Stop calling me that dammit."

"Inuyasha I will kill you as soon as we step out of this bar."

"Let it go Sessh, Inuyasha is just a stubborn dog."

"Keh! You don't know what you're talking about monk."

"Monk in training." Miroku corrected.

"Oh so is that why you grope girls?"

"I'M STILL IN TRAINING!"

"Well isn't that what you're supposed to be learning? How to not grope defenseless women?"

"Not all of them are defenseless." Miroku stated.

"You people need to stop arguing." A boy, with black hair up in a ponytail, stepped over to them.

"Shut up wolf."

"Mutt-face."

"Smelly wolf."

"Stupid son of a bitc-"

"Shut up Inuyasha. You too Koga!" Sesshomaru yelled for the wolf had laughed at Inuyasha getting yelled at big his big brother. "Inuyasha I just wanted to tell you that I doubt you are going to get this girl and that much money."

"Oh and I'm sure you and your emotion filled self will."

Sesshomaru came over to him, grabbed him by the neck of his collar ("What the hell?"), walked over to the door, slammed him hard on the ground right outside the bar doors, and punched him. Hard!

"Damn you Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha yelled before attacking him. Sesshomaru dodged every punch he threw at him.

Great now all the blood has rushed to his head. Miroku thought.

"Miroku shut up." Kudochi said.

"Will you quit reading my mind!"

"I want to. You're head is filled with nasty perverted thoughts including: 1) girls' asses 2) this Kairi girl and 3) how she might look-"

"Thank you Kudochi." Miroku blurted cutting off his sentence.

"I'm not done. 4) your happy thoughts of having children with 3 of the most sexiest women-"

"Shut up Kudochi."

"Okay fine. Sorry" He sarcastically apologized.

Inuyasha was still fighting Sesshomaru. He had managed a few good punches but he had blood all over himself. Miroku grabbed Inuyasha to stop him from getting himself killed by his older brother.

Sesshomaru laughed, "You still can't beat me little brother?"

"Damn you." Inuyasha yelled breaking free only to be hit by Kudochi who held him to the ground. Inuyasha struggled against him then calmed down 10 seconds later.

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