Disclaimer:I don't own InuYasha.....I wish I did though.......
A/N Here's my pathetic excuse for a story.But it's my FIRST pathetic story, so be nice, you can flame me in my second crappy story....if there is one.
"speech"
'thoughts'
(A/N Authors useless comments)
By the way, I think I might alternate between italics being thoughts and 'this being thoughts'
So here goes....
History Repeats Chapter 1- YOU BAKA!!!
Naraku is dead. The jewel is complete. Sango and Miroku STILL aren't together. Neither are InuYasha and Kagome(A/N Hurry up you idiots!!!). All is perfect, right? RIGHT?!?!
HENTAI!
SLAP!
OSUWARI!
SLAM!
"It was worth the pain....."
"WENCH!!"
"BAKA!"
"BITCH!"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
WHACK!
Ahh...love......
"AHHH SHADDUP!
And while this was going on, all of them have failed to notice a demon has stolen the jewel and run away with it already!
InuYasha seemed annoyed at this." And WHY didn't you tell us sooner!?!?
I would have but someone told me to shut up!
Kagome, being the only logical one-
"And what is THAT supposed to mean?"
-shouted, "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!" With this, everyone grabbed their weapons and chased the demons, who was already miles away because of their dispute with the author(a.k.a. moi .)But, luckily for them, this demon happened to be FLUFFY!
"About time you showed up, little brother. I missed you."
"Sesshomaru!! You don't even want the jewel! So why steal it, you bastard!" Sesshomaru, being the King of Ice, the Heart of Steel, the guy who's got as many emotions as an ice cube, the guy who uses his face to do things other than to see, smell and talk about as much as a picture.....well, you get the point, simply replied,"Simple, to lure you away" about as emotionally as his arm that's still in InuTaisho's tomb, which means it's actually in InuYasha's eye. Then, ol' Sessh launched some kind of giant energy blast-like thingy at InuYasha.
"Feh.I'm sooooo scared! Take this! BAKURYUUHA!!!!", InuYasha yelled over-confidently, like usual, unleashing the Backlash Wave.
"InuYasha, DON'T!!!" was all that was heard from Kagome before the blast hit the demon lord. "Yeah, yeah, I know it won't kill him because off Tenseiga."
"No, you baka! Did you just get a little carried away that you forgot THAT HE HAD THE SHIK-"Kagome never finished. She was cut off by the sounds off something cracking. Everyone turned up to see(A/N except Sessh of course) the jewel split into many pieces again.
"INUYASHA!!!! OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I know, short chapter, but cut me some slack. I am a little boy who thinks he can write.-.So, what did you think of my first chapter of my first story? Review please, andy ou will make a little boy very happy!Just press that button down there!