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"Bella?" asked a voice. I spun around to see Jasper. I sighed in relief. He raised an eyebrow.

"Were you expecting somebody in our house?" he asked smirking. I raised my book which was Steven King. He laughed.

"You're scared of that?! You're getting married to a vampire and you're scared of horror stories." he was laughing very hard. I'd never seen Jasper laugh so much. I stuck my tongue out at him.

"I was wondering if you wanted to hang out?" he asked.

"Sure. I know we haven't really been able to since, well you know." I said smiling.

"What do you want to do?" I asked.

He grinned and evil grin.

"Well Bella, with Alice being my wife a few things have rubbed off on me." he smirked. I groaned.

"Don't worry, I'm dressing you up in Prada." he said laughing. "I think we need to scare Edward." he said.

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Ten minutes I was wearing black baggy pants, a AFI t-shirt (best band in the world!), boots, my hair was dyed black with red streaks, I was wearing lots of eyeliner and wristbands with black nail polish, and I was desperately trying to learn the guitar. Thankfully Jasper was a really good teacher so I had it down pretty well.

"Good Job." he said looking in his huge closet for something.

"Ah-Ha!" he said pulling out a skateboard.

"Oh, no, no,no. I can't walk without falling! How am I supposed to skateboard!? Edward will really kill you." I cried. He laughed.

"It's a prop." he said. I sighed in relief.

"Edward should be back in ten minutes." he said.

Hopefully he had a lot of mountain lions.