Here is my Halloween fic for the year of 2010! I wrote one a few years ago for a different fandom, but I made the mistake of adding my own OC's from previous fics I'd written for that fandom, so I only got a couple of reviews. XD Anyway, this is way different.

This will basically be a crack horror fic, making fun of horror movies/books and the Naruto characters at the same time. There is very little seriousness in here, and pretty much all of the seriousness that is here is unavoidable. You'll see what I mean. The time period is...ummm...well, I guess it's at some point in Shippuden, seeing as Sai is a fairly main character, but Sasuke's in Konoha, so...I dunno. Maybe he just never left in the first place? Yeah...that could work...I should really start thinking these things through before I write them down.

The plot: It's Halloween night, and our favourite characters have decided to do something very scary; they're going to spend the night in the mostly abandoned Uchiha complex! Sasuke warns the others of a dangerous danger, but they don't listen. Sai has a rule book that could save everyone's lives...if they feel like listening to him. Shikamaru is a non-believer...poor guy. A total crack horror fic from start to finish! WARNING: Contains character death and implied yaoi & yuri. Enjoy!

The background story: I came across this website that had a "Horror Movie Survival Guide" and something like 308 tips on, well, horror movie survival. As I was reading them, I got the idea to use some of them in a Naruto fanfic, and wrote down the possibly relevant ones, which I will now be using in this fanfic. XP

The pairings: SasuNaru, KibaHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, InoSaku, and SaiLee (sort of). If you don't like one or more of these pairings, don't worry because it's a crack fic! Romance isn't important here, and nothing incredibly explicit will happen, which is why I only said "implied" yaoi & yuri. The couple that the most attention will be given to is SasuNaru, but even then, it doesn't really play THAT big a role. It's mostly just allusions to things. XP

I think that's everything I needed to say...so click the little button to take you to the next chapter, and this fanfic will begin! Enjoy!