Heyy! Im Ayame Katagirishan, as you may all know, and Im proud to bring you, "CINDERELLA: A NARUTO PRODUCTIONS!!"
along time ago, in a "village" far away, there lived Cinderella, and her evil step-sister and mother.
"Why the fuck do i play a bitch for?!" Sauske-evil stepsister- yelled.
"Just cuase," Itachi-evil step mother- persisted. "We're natural born citizens of Bitchland."
"Neh, so true."
Cinderella was cleaning the floors in the den when her step-peoples walked in.
"Bitch, where's our dresses at?" Itachi demended.
"I havent made them yet," Naruto- Cinderella- replied, still scrubbing.
"Well make them," Sauske demended. "What, do you want us to go naked?"
"SAUSKE-KUN!!" Sakura yelled. "STREAK FOR US!!"
Saukle rolled his eyes and muttered, "Bitch."
Itachi nodded and left. Sauske glanced around.
"Where the fuck did "Mother" go?" He demaned.
"Sauske, sweetie, Im right here," Mitoko replied. "See? I came to watch-"
"MOM!!"
Itachi returned, hair a mess and grinning. Sauske gaped in disbelief.
"Itachi- what did you-?"
"Heh, foolish little brother," Itachi insisted. "I took a relaxing shower-"
"OH HELL NOO!" Sauske yelled. "BITCH PLEASE! HINATA!!"
Sauske ran backstage. Naruto stared at Itachi weirdly.
"What did you do really, Itachi?"
"I REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY took a shower," Itachi insisted. "Really."
Sauske ran back on stage.
"Wha-WHAT?!" He yelled, then went pale and ran behind the curtains. "HINATA, WERE YOU WEARING A CONDOM?!"
Itachi laughed. Naruto grimaced.
And so, the EVIL STEP MOTHER LEFT and CINDERELLA wished to herself that she could go to the ball.
"But Im no girl," Naruto pouted.
I dont give a damn. Wish to go to the ball already!!
Naruto sighed and mumbled outloud,
"I wish I could go to the ball-"
"Hey, wai wai wait!" Itachi yelled. "We never told the bitch that there was a ball!"
Naruto blinked.
"then how do I know theres a ball?"
"Becuase, dumbass, you read the script, and you know, but CINDERELLA doesnt."
"But dosent thjat mean Im not suppose to know at all?"
"Naruto, you know, CINDERELLA doesnt."
"But how do I know?"
"Becuase-" Itachi stammered, then when he couldn;t think of anything, he huffed, "Little Bitch!" and stomped off.
"Tch," Mitoko sneered. "I gave birth to pussies."
Naruto agreed.
And then, with all that out of the way, the FAIRY GODMOTHER APPEARED!!
There was silence.
Ehem, the FAIRY GODMOTHER APPEARED!!
Still nothing.
"If he dosent show up, can I be him?" Haku asked.
"Noooooo, sorry," Naruto said. "It has to be a girl."
"No, it has to be a skank," Sauske replied. coming out, then he noticed Itachi was gone.
"Oh, he went to get MORE without me?!" He whinned, then he shot off behind the curtains, yelling, "ILL GET MORE HEAD THEN YOU EVER WILL, ITACHI!!"
"Whoa," Naruto replied. "Talk about TMI."
And so the Fairy GOdmother appeared- jeez, why the fuck did we cast Kakashi as the fairy godmother-?
"No Fair!" Haku whinned. "You said it has to be played by a girl!"
"Kakashi's a transgender," Sauske pointed out.
"Nah, he's just queer," Mitoko replied.
There was a poof, and Kakashi appeared.
"Ah, Cinderella, what do you want?" he asked.
"Ramen,' naruto replied.
Itachi appeared onstage and noticed Sasuke was gone.
"Hey, where'd he-?"
"Dont ask," the audience cooed. Itachi shrugged and walked away. Hinata came onstage and hid behind Naruto. Naruto blinked, oblivious.
Oh, that was akward. C ya Soon! XD