This is my first angst fic. I was just sitting there and wondered how Alec would react if one of Magnus's boyfriends returned.

Disclaimer- You people actually believe that I own MI? The only thing I own is this story, the crazy ex, and a few pair of socks.

Magnus Flashback POV

"I can't be with you anymore,." I said trying to fight back the tears.

"Why not? I became immortal just so I could be with you forever!" he yelled.

"You almost killed me!"

"I didn't mean to!" I had to think of a way to push him away. I loved him but he was crazy. I found the way when he said, "I thought you loved me!"

I used magic to make sure I didn't start crying right when it happened. When I said, "I could never love a stupid, lowly, disgusting vampire," I made sure to put enfaces on vampire like I was disgusted.

He ran out of my house screaming, "You will pay for this, Magnus Bane! I will personally make sure that you are never happy in a relationship ever again!" The scary part was I knew he was completely serious.

Magnus's present POV

I remembered that day when I was informed that a crazy man, about nineteen years old, demanded to have the room across from mine in the apartment building next to mine. Especially by it being only one week after Alec and I started openly dating.

"Magnus!" Alec yelled from behind the front door. "Let me in, you sparkly bitch!"

"I'm coming!" I yelled back. When I opened the door he dashed in as fast as he could. He usually kisses me then casually strolls in unless it is raining. Then he usually just strolls in then he kisses me. But never just dashes into the house. It was even a rather nice night.

"Oh, darling, 'tis you that is my bitch," I said.

He rolled his eyes at me then said, "Sorry for almost trampling you, but the vampire that just moved next door was staring at me." I then fainted.

Alec's POV

I dove to catch him. He woke up after about three hours. I had carried him to the couch and laid his head in my lap, playing with his hair until he woke up.

When he finally did I asked him, "Are you okay?" I kissed his head to check for a fever.

"Are you positive he is a vam…" He was interrupted by someone knocking on the door.

"Who the hell would be here at midnight?" I asked

"I'll go see," he said getting up. I went with him in case he fell again.

"Hello, Magnus. Did you miss me?" It was the man that was watching me. The vampire.

Sorry about the cliffhanger. There is only one way to get off that cliff.

(B/N-JUMP, MOTHER FUCKERS!!! JUMP I SAY!!!)

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