Mario and Luigi - could this be love?
Chapter 1
"If I asked you about our mule, then what would you reply?"
One beautiful morning Mario was making eggs with his coffee when a knock on his door a-suddenly woke him up from his slumber.
There in the middle of the night Luigi stood and the moonlight glittered in his eyelids.
"How enchanting you appear this fine evening" - Mario replied to the smacking off Luigi's tongue.
"Ssskanshkiin you toooo me belovvved" - Luigi barked ferociously.
"Excuse me but when did I utter my regards of love in your presence, my love?" - Mario uttered shuttering.
"CAN I COME IN!!!" - Luigi laughed manically.
"Of course, but seriously, where is Peach?" - Mario asked friendly like a cat begging to be petted like a dog.
"She's in the back of my truck, I gave her a gallon of water just before I came. By the way, she's on her period, lol!" - Luigi replied, actually saying "lol" without being embarrassed, he's just that cool of a cat and he was about to pet Mario like a dog.
"Intriguing, we could use her periodical blood as lubricate then?" - Mario excitingly asked.
"Yes, or I'll use yours!" - Luigi grinned without being able to tell whether he was serious or not.
"Ok… want some stuffed bacon?" - Mario quivered.
"Sure… but I'll stuff it myself, thanks, piggy." - Luigi said ambiguously.
Mario pulled his pants and underwear down revealing his unshaved anus.
"Not now, bitch!" - Luigi said rather loudly.
"I'm sorry, sir." - Mario said confirming the bitch that he is.
Luigi went into the kitchen to search for an empty bucket to release his bowels in. When he couldn't find any, he screamed after Mario. It was a sad sight as he beat Mario with a dish brush. Soap was flying everywhere, it felt like slow-motion to Mario as he was choking on the brush.
Tears involuntarily rolled down his cheeks which were red from exhaustion. The gagging sounds filled the air, however this was Luigi's weakness and he vomited all over Mario's face as he stopped choking him.
Mario barely had any time to compose himself as Luigi screamed at him to clean up the mess. He started to lick his face and floor to clean up the vomit, he had no other choice.
"Where's our mule?" - Mario asked while sobbing silently.
"You will see in due time, piggy, you'll see" - Luigi said quietly as he was looking at the rain.
The snow tumbled down, it began to snow.
END OF CHAPTER ONE.