pNotes: this is not true. Not a word of it (except for the ones that
are.) R/R please
Everything belongs to its owners. (Neopets to the neopets team and
my website to me)

center.h3The day my uncle's friend's cousin's sister's daughter's friend,
that is to say, me, got sucked into the computer/center/h3

pI was typing for my web page when I made a typo and instead of linking
to the page where I talked about my neopet I linked to my brain.
It felt really strange. I was being pulled into the computer. 0s and
1s flew past me then it all stopped and I was on the main page of my
website. I tripped and fell right on to a link. Immediately I was
transferred into the page I fell on. It was my link page. I stared
at the words. I could go to neopets of the pokemon masters or
fanfiction.net or the pffmla or even gundam wing HQ.
pThe pokemon masters and gundam wing HQ could be dangerous
if they had real gundams or pokemon. Fanfiction.net would have nothing
to look at when I was this size. Neopets was a web world. It was
perfect. I jumped on to the link. I landed on my butt! It had moved.
I looked at it from the ground where I was lying. It had legs! It was
alive. I got up and took a running leap towards it and landed on its
back. Immediately I was teleported to neopets. All the links and stuff
were moving. The pictures were going nuts. I saw Aisha thieves holding
potions taking advantage of the situation and lupes attacking chias
as well as Tatsus eating Aishas. It was pandemonium. I grabbed a kiko
that was flopping like a fish out of water (which it was) and asked it
what was going on.
p"Don't you know" yelled the kiko "there is a virus invading
neopia. It is hopping by links! The web is in danger! It turns
websites alive. They are eating and enslaving data!!!!!"
p"What the ????" I said, but the kiko was gone. I saw a gang of
Christmas Tatsus beating up blumaroos. Then I noticed a small
mushroom looking thing crawling from neopet to neopet. When it
stung them they would act rowdily and horribly like the Tatsus.
I ran after it. It had to be the bug! It ran to a link and hoped on.
I followed. This began the race. I ran hard. You wouldn't believe
the places we went. I grabbed a few items from neopian shops we
hopped through including a fire jug. We went everywhere from porn
(Icky) to baby sites on blues clues. Then we got a 404. There were
no links!!! It was stuck. I took the fire jug and opened. Fire
spurted at the virus. YES!!!!!! It was nothing but a pile of cinders.
Then I woke up.

pLast note: Too bad. It was a good dream though. If you like it tell
me and I will write another one.