THE MOST HORRIBLE MARY SUE STORY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl name Sally Sue Splenda!
She was so beautiful, that everyone she met hated her because she was just to pretty and made all their eyes burn with her glorious rays of beautiful.
She had a hot body with, blonde hair that fell down to the middle of her back, but not all the way, only part of the way, and it had shimmers in it and made her look like a rock star and everybody was in love with her because she was just to beautiful even though they simultaneously hated her beautiful guts.
She was the most powerful ninja in the entire Naruto world because she had a Death Note, and would use it along with her Sharengan, Rasengan, and Rinnegan and Byakugan, to defeat all her enemies. But she wouldn't kill them because she was just to beautiful and nice. she was also a shinigami, but she could bring all the dead people back to life with her totally awesome Shinigami powers because she was a nice Shinigami. She also was Avatars Aangs sister, so she could bend all four elements.
She was in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Negi Hyuga, and Gaara, and Naruto, and Shikamaru, and Zuko, and L, And Light Yagami and Mello and Near and Matt and Matsuda and Ichigo Kurosaki and Sokka and Renji and Lee and any other anime guy who has fangirls, and she some how managed to date them all at the same time without getting caught.
She also had the most beautiful singing voice to match her looks and she made everybody who heard her sing cry cuz it was just to beautiful to withstand!
And she could fly cuz she was a super hero.
And she also was the smartest person in the whole world cuz L just couldn't handle how smart she was...
And she was a princess, and Hokage, Tsuchikage, Kazekage, Raikage, and Mizukage, and President of the United states…
And she had the secret identity of a famous movie actor and pop star.
Pluss she was BFF's with Hannah Montana!
One day though, She got killed when she was trying to save the entire everything fro a giant missle that was launched by the *ahem* great evil.
BUT SHE WAS RESSURECTED CUZ EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD CRIED WHEN SHE DIED AND THEIR TEARS BROUGHT HER BACK TO LIFE!!!
And so she spent the remainder of her life giving out sweets to orphans.
The End…
(Note: If you think I was serious when I wrote this, you have problems that no amount of years in physcho therapy could fix…)