"Please, don't make me go," I whine to my mother. It's been months since I've last seen my no good, dead-beat dad. And now, after 11 years of resentment, he asked if I wanted to come out to New York and stay with him for the summer, and no matter how much I begged; my mom is still making me go.
"Aw. Come on sweetheart, It'll be fun." FUN!? This will be the exact opposite of fun! But I don't say that aloud, instead I allow my mom to continue driving me to the airport. I wasn't going to let this big move bother me though, instead, I thought of it this way: Karkat lives in New York.
-Flashback-
I was talking with my friend Amy on Pesterchem when she sent me his chumhandle.
darkMistress(DM) began pestering royalyIdiotic(RI) at 10:00 p.m.
DM: OMG! Guess wh t!
RI: What'$ wrong?! What Happened :0?
DM: I met this guy t n nime convention couple months go and he's wesome!
RI: $waggy :0)
RI: Doe$ he have a chumhandle :0?
DM: Ye h. His n me is carcinoGeneticist.
DM: You should tot lly search him up.
RI: Okay. I will :0)
DM: Bye Di nn .
RI: Bye Amy :0)
darkMistress ceased pestering royalyIdiotic at 12:30 p.m.
I look into my desk for a piece of paper and a pen and quickly write down the chumhandle Amy sent me. I had decided that I would talk to this kid first thing tomorrow. And that was how a beautieful friendship came to be.
-End of Flashback-
Everytime I think about Karkat and I's first conversation, it sent a warm sensation though me for some reason. After awhile I decide I should tell Karkat about me coming to NY, I take my phone out of my pocket and turn on Pesterchum.
royalyIdiotic(RI) began pestering carcinoGeneticist(CG) at 8:30 a.m.
RI: Hey Karkat :0)
CG: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PESTERING ME SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?
RI: Karkat, it'$ 8:30 in the afternoon :0)
RI: Plus, I wanted to talk to you :0)
CG: WHAT ABOUT?
RI: I'm going to be living in New York $oon :0)
CG: REALLY!?
CG: HOW SOON?
RI: In about 4 or 5 hour$ :0)
CG: THAT'S COOL.
CG: PESTER ME WHEN YOU GET HERE SO WE CAN MEET UP SOME PLACE.
CG: OKAY?
RI: Okay...
RI: Can you do $omething for me before I go :0?
CG: WHAT IS IT?
RI: Do the face...
CG: DO I FUCKING HAVE TO?
RI: Yes :0)
CG: ...
CG: FINE.
CG: (:B
RI: Thank you :0)
carcinoGeneticist ceased pestering royalyIdiotic at 11:00 a.m.
Feeling satisfied with myself I snuggle against the seat and close my eyes. Slowly falling asleep.
