date: June 29
crime scene: Lothlorien wood
victim: mary sue jonson
detective: grisim
it started like any old day on the job. the team was called to lorien to investigate a homoside. the girl was pretty beat up. there were multiple stab wounds on her body as weel as two arrows in her head, one in her stomach. her ankle had bite marks and her left leg was half hacked off by an ax. 'lets get this girl to the lab. who would do this?' 'sir, apparently she was a sue.' 'great that really narrows it down.'
interegation room #3: 'we found your finger prints on one of the arrows we found in this girls stomach.' grisim slid the picture of mary sue across the table to the suspect.
haldir's face went pale,'i didn't mean kill the sue. i swear.'
'then how did your prints get on the arrow?'
'look, i didn't mean to kill her.'
'but you did.'
'okay. you wanna know what happened. some friends of mine said that that bitch was causing them trouble. said they were just gonna scare her. asked if i wanted to help. i said sure. i was just gonna shoot an arrow past her stomach. but the dwarf made me miss! after that i left. i swear.'
"i want the names of these friends.' haldir wrote the names,'and their phone numbers.'
'their whats?'
'telephone numbers?'
'what's a telephone?'
'never mind. just write where i can find them.'
later that day in the same interveiw room: the fellowship sat in the small grey room. grisim came in the room,'everyone comfy?'
there came a resounding answer of,'no.'
'good. now i know you had some trouble with a girl named 'mary sue jonson.''
'what of it?' aragorn asked.
grisim slid the photo across the table. legolas looked away.'could you please put that away?'
'why?'
'i don't like death.'
grisim made no move to put away the photo.'when did she stop following you around?'
'about two weeks ago. in lorien.' boromir said
pippin glanced at the picture,'hey look its that girl we killed.'
'thank you that's all i needed to hear.'grisim smiled.
'damn it pip.' merry said as the cops cuffed them.