A/N Hey everybody! Today I was writing another chapter for Why Us?... and I was wondering what would happen if Draco had to get a haircut, and it was Hermione who put the idea in his head. Tell me what you think about it, and if I should continue it. If I don't continue it then it is a small amusing fic, but if I do continue, it will be more Romance.
Chapter One: Haircut
"AHHHHHH!!!!"
Hermione Granger. Gryffindor, kind, 5'5, brown eyes with cinnamon flecks in them, frizzy-ish brown hair.
Worst Enemy at the Moment: Draco Malfoy.
"Don't tell me you want attention from me already, Granger,"
Draco Malfoy. Slytherin, rude, 6'2, steely gray eyes with blue-ish specks in them, fine white-blond hair.
Worst Enemy At the Moment: Hermione Granger.
" You are so frustrating! Do you know what I found in the bathroom today?!" she asked.
" I suppose you saw the usual, the shower-" Hermione cut him off.
" No I saw a huge ball of hair! Yeah, and it was yours! Go pick it up, and throw it away, now!" Hermione yelled.
" No," Draco replied simply.
" No! What do you mean! That is your mess to clean up. Do you think I'm your maid! Because I'm not!" she screamed in frustration and disbelief.
" That mess can't be mine. Malfoys never lose hair, and they never get balls of hair." he said calmly.
" It's yours, Ferret!"
" Prove it!" he started getting annoyed.
" I can prove it. Come with me!" she snapped.
He smirked satisfactorily, he knew that she couldn't prove it. Hermione started to walk to the bathroom door. Draco started to get worried. I coudn't have left a 'hairball'.
" See!" Hermione said shrilly, pointing to the ball of white blond hair.
" But, I mean...wha..I have never ever had a hairball before!" Draco put his hand up to his head.
" Well, I don't care! Pick it up." Hermione snapped.
" It's too disgusting! You pick it up." Draco walked away from the hair.
" No way! It's your hair. It was on your head last night! You pick it up!"
" Come on! Okay fine, you better help me though."
" How about I hand you the trash can."
Draco slowly edged to the hairball, with a look of enormous disgust on his face. Hermione stifled a giggle. He bent down, then picked up the ball. As soon as his fingers touched one hair, he took it and threw the whole thing in the trash. He rushed to the sink and frantically washed his hands.
" You need a haircut." Hermione said matter of factly.
" Why the hell would I need a haircut?" Draco asked annoyed.
" The hairball is proof enough. Your hair is long enough. Plus it's annoying."
" My hair is annoying?!" he asked in disbelief.
" Yes it is."
" No it's not! I will not get a haircut!" he screamed.
" Well you should. Your hair makes you look crazy." she said
" I will not get a haircut, I refuse to."
" Fine," she used what was most important to him, " but lots of girls think it's annoying. The way it's all floppier than ever and long-ish. At least get a trim."
" You think I should?" he asked touching his head again.
" Yeah, you should."
" Come on Granger! We're going to get me a haircut." he grabbed her and walked out of the bathroom they shared in the Heads dorm.
" That was the most awkward senten-"
" Shut it." Draco snapped.
A/N So...how was it? Should I leave it? Should I continue? Was it good or bad? If I continue, like I said it will be a romance, but if not, it's just a small amusing fic. So please review!!