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Beanie Mistreatment
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By Mini,
For Michi and Misuzu. ^_^ *glomps!* Spread the Shininess~!!
D/C: Don't own anything, save the concept, and the brown bear on spork. Noo Noo is mine. *growls* ... ^^; Ja~!
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Pairings: 1+2 suggested
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Suggested Shounen-ai, swearing
Rating: PG
Notes: Duo's POV, Mini's had Chinese tonight-- look out~!
Archive: Just tell me so I can have a look at your site. ^_^
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It was a bright Sunday afternoon in summer, average temperature 90* outside, and slowly rising. It was this day that Heero had chosen to walk around half naked.
Yes, Spandex Boy had taken off his top, and shed his spandex shorts for cotton boxers. Cotton boxers with cute brown bears on sporks plastered randomly over them. IT WAS DISTURBING.
When I first opened my mouth to say something, he glared me this death glare that was damn scary. After I began cracking up, he stomped over to me and pushed me against the wall, searching me with those haunting blue eyes again. He grunted something, and let me go, off to change his boxers to something a bit less entertaining.
Therefore, he had randomly grabbed a pair of huggy buggy underwear. The cute little bees and ants had smiley faces and cuddled each other. I instantly cracked up and found myself once again laughing my ass off. There were actually tears coming from my eyes. He growled again and shoved me to the wall, his hot breath on my neck. His eyes searched mine again, and he grunted in a similar fashion as before, stomping off for a change of boxers. I chuckled to myself, figuring that this time, he'd come back with something sensible on.
I was wrong. Some people never learn, and when Heero came in with puff paint Pikachu's on his happy stick, I laughed so hard I began to hiccup. He threw me to the wall for a third time, looking into my eyes. I began to feel giddy, and snorted a bit. He growled and stomped off for the third time to change.
I eagerly anticipated seeing just what he had in store for me next. I lost my breath when I saw what he had chosen this time, though.
"What??" he finally asked, "What the Hell is it?!?"
I eyed the lacy red thong with a euphoric gleam in my eye before promptly breaking into a giggle fit and laughing my ass off again. I thought for sure I would wet my pants, it was so damn funny! Surely he couldn't top this one~!
... I was wrong. Heero threw me against the wall for the fourth time on a row and stared at me again.
"You think it's funny??" he asked. I nodded and giggled girlishly. He got an evil gleam in his eye and slid the thong off. I swallowed, and dared not look down. Turning beet red, I pressed myself fully against the wall before hiccuping. He growled at me and told me to look down. I reluctantly eyed what I thought would be nekky Heero...
...And promptly cracked. Coiled around him, Hissy the Snake stared up at me with large, plastic eyeballs.
"Hee-chan, that is just **WRONG**!!! Beanie Babies shouldn't be used for that type of evil~!!!"
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~*~ OWARI!! ~*~
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