This Ain't Home
A Ranma ½ X-over/Fusion/I'm Insane
By: Tomas Megerson
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this except my own insane
ideas. If you want an insane Idea, e-mail me, I'm sure we can work
something out.
Visit my homepage at http://www.geocities.com/area51/quasar/6189/
E-Mail me at NighthawkTM@yahoo.com
Prologue: Blink Blink
Ranma opened his eyes and looked around. "What the...
Juysenkyo? How the hell I get here?"
"You walked here boy, how do you think you got here! Now
hurry up, this is supposed to be one of the greatest training grounds
in the world!" Ranma turned to face Genma. Looking at his father a
moment, he blinked. Twice. He paused for a moment and then blinked
twice, again. Then the words caught up to him.
Ranma was never quick mentally, but certain things caused him
to jump into action. Akane's Cooking, Cats, and Jusenkyo were the
top three things on that list, though maybe not in that order.
However, the words Jusenkyo and greatest training ground caught his
ear. Only one thought crossed his mind. (I'M NOT CURSED!) Then he
realized that his old man was dragging him to his curse.
"Hold Pop, wait a minute here!"
"What is it boy?"
"This place don't look so tuff. In fact, I think it'd just
be a waste of our time. How about we fight right here. I beat you
and we head home. You beat me and we use the training ground.
Unless you're too afraid to fight me." (I beat Saffron, I can easily
handle Pop, and then I won't get cursed! I don't know what that
Tomboy's cooking did to me, but I ain't gonna look a gift horse in
the mouth).
The fight, needless to say was very short and very
one-sided. Ranma didn't even bother to wait for Genma to reply to
the challenge. He knew the old man would break his promise, so he
just attacked. A side kick to the mans fat belly and a roundhouse to
his temple put the old man out like a light. With a grin Ranma
grabbed Genma by the ankles and started to drag him toward Japan
making sure to avoid a certain Amazon village along the way.
Author's Notes: Short? Big time. Do I want to add more? Nope.
Chapter 1 will be starting at the beginning of the series. Well not
really, since this is gonna be even more warped then my Three Fields
fic. But it will start with Ranma and Genma heading to the dojo.
Now then, what's this fic gonna be? An insanely huge x-over meant to
confuse the heck out of me. Now then, whats the cast list? Well
here's what I got so far…
Person Who they replace from Cannon
Post-Cannon Ranma Age 18 Ranma Saotome
Semi-intelligent Genma Genma Saotome
Not so sad Soun Soun Tendo
(BC 2040) Priss Asagiri Kasumi Tendo
Lina Inverse Nabiki Tendo
Megumi Morisato Akane Tendo
Tenchi Masaki Tatewaki Kuno
Ken Masters Ryoga Hibiki
Amazons Sailor Senshi
Sakura Kasugano Ukyou Kuonji
Aeka Kodachi Kuno
Hmm, can't think of anyone else right now. But this is more than
enough to totally screw over our boy Ranma, huh?
Chapter 1:
New Enemies
Ranma walked beside Genma staring at Nerima. This was NOT the
Nerima he'd been living in for the past two years. To start with, some
things were WAY too high tech. It was almost like some sorta sci-fi
flick. But then there were also parts that were WAY low tech, like out
of the 17th century. And then there were the normal Nerima buildings
too. He was really confused.
However, even with the construction all messed up, what he really
wanted was to get the drop on Nabiki. He figured this would be his
only chance. He needed to ask his old man about her though. She was
smart enough to figure out there was something strange about him if he
wasn't careful. Of course it took him a good two weeks to realize that
fact, and he was running out of time to cover his tracks.
"So, Oyaji, what are Mr. Tendo's daughters like? I think I should at
least know something about them before we meet." Ranma stopped and
looked at his father who was now a few feet behind him.
"I..hehe...I don't know. I haven't seen them for well over 10 years
boy."
"Well...do you at least know their names?" Ranma was kinda upset by
that. The fact that his father didn't know anything meant that he
could fall back on that excuse.
"Um...I forgot."
Ranma stared at Genma with a shocked expression. "You...forgot..."
Genma grabbed Ranma's arm and began pulling the stunned young man down
the street. "Come now boy, its been 10 years. I can't be expected to
remember everything, now can I?"
Ranma slowly came out of his stupor and began to walk on his own again.
"That...explains quite a lot actually." His mind going over the sudden
revelation of his father, Ranma almost missed the tell tale sounds of
fighting.
However, almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, and so he
did here it. And it made him stop. He titled his head slightly to
judge where the sounds were coming from and what exactly the sounds
were. After a few moments, he realized that it was gunshots. Being
who he was, Ranma promptly jumped the two stories to the rooftop next
to him and began heading for the sounds. Someone could be in trouble
after all.
Genma simply stared at his son for a moment before he too heard the
sounds of combat. And then in a very unlike Genma thing, he followed
his son. It was the martial artist's duty to protect the weak after
all.
***
A Ranma ½ X-over/Fusion/I'm Insane
By: Tomas Megerson
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this except my own insane
ideas. If you want an insane Idea, e-mail me, I'm sure we can work
something out.
Visit my homepage at http://www.geocities.com/area51/quasar/6189/
E-Mail me at NighthawkTM@yahoo.com
Prologue: Blink Blink
Ranma opened his eyes and looked around. "What the...
Juysenkyo? How the hell I get here?"
"You walked here boy, how do you think you got here! Now
hurry up, this is supposed to be one of the greatest training grounds
in the world!" Ranma turned to face Genma. Looking at his father a
moment, he blinked. Twice. He paused for a moment and then blinked
twice, again. Then the words caught up to him.
Ranma was never quick mentally, but certain things caused him
to jump into action. Akane's Cooking, Cats, and Jusenkyo were the
top three things on that list, though maybe not in that order.
However, the words Jusenkyo and greatest training ground caught his
ear. Only one thought crossed his mind. (I'M NOT CURSED!) Then he
realized that his old man was dragging him to his curse.
"Hold Pop, wait a minute here!"
"What is it boy?"
"This place don't look so tuff. In fact, I think it'd just
be a waste of our time. How about we fight right here. I beat you
and we head home. You beat me and we use the training ground.
Unless you're too afraid to fight me." (I beat Saffron, I can easily
handle Pop, and then I won't get cursed! I don't know what that
Tomboy's cooking did to me, but I ain't gonna look a gift horse in
the mouth).
The fight, needless to say was very short and very
one-sided. Ranma didn't even bother to wait for Genma to reply to
the challenge. He knew the old man would break his promise, so he
just attacked. A side kick to the mans fat belly and a roundhouse to
his temple put the old man out like a light. With a grin Ranma
grabbed Genma by the ankles and started to drag him toward Japan
making sure to avoid a certain Amazon village along the way.
Author's Notes: Short? Big time. Do I want to add more? Nope.
Chapter 1 will be starting at the beginning of the series. Well not
really, since this is gonna be even more warped then my Three Fields
fic. But it will start with Ranma and Genma heading to the dojo.
Now then, what's this fic gonna be? An insanely huge x-over meant to
confuse the heck out of me. Now then, whats the cast list? Well
here's what I got so far…
Person Who they replace from Cannon
Post-Cannon Ranma Age 18 Ranma Saotome
Semi-intelligent Genma Genma Saotome
Not so sad Soun Soun Tendo
(BC 2040) Priss Asagiri Kasumi Tendo
Lina Inverse Nabiki Tendo
Megumi Morisato Akane Tendo
Tenchi Masaki Tatewaki Kuno
Ken Masters Ryoga Hibiki
Amazons Sailor Senshi
Sakura Kasugano Ukyou Kuonji
Aeka Kodachi Kuno
Hmm, can't think of anyone else right now. But this is more than
enough to totally screw over our boy Ranma, huh?
Chapter 1:
New Enemies
Ranma walked beside Genma staring at Nerima. This was NOT the
Nerima he'd been living in for the past two years. To start with, some
things were WAY too high tech. It was almost like some sorta sci-fi
flick. But then there were also parts that were WAY low tech, like out
of the 17th century. And then there were the normal Nerima buildings
too. He was really confused.
However, even with the construction all messed up, what he really
wanted was to get the drop on Nabiki. He figured this would be his
only chance. He needed to ask his old man about her though. She was
smart enough to figure out there was something strange about him if he
wasn't careful. Of course it took him a good two weeks to realize that
fact, and he was running out of time to cover his tracks.
"So, Oyaji, what are Mr. Tendo's daughters like? I think I should at
least know something about them before we meet." Ranma stopped and
looked at his father who was now a few feet behind him.
"I..hehe...I don't know. I haven't seen them for well over 10 years
boy."
"Well...do you at least know their names?" Ranma was kinda upset by
that. The fact that his father didn't know anything meant that he
could fall back on that excuse.
"Um...I forgot."
Ranma stared at Genma with a shocked expression. "You...forgot..."
Genma grabbed Ranma's arm and began pulling the stunned young man down
the street. "Come now boy, its been 10 years. I can't be expected to
remember everything, now can I?"
Ranma slowly came out of his stupor and began to walk on his own again.
"That...explains quite a lot actually." His mind going over the sudden
revelation of his father, Ranma almost missed the tell tale sounds of
fighting.
However, almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, and so he
did here it. And it made him stop. He titled his head slightly to
judge where the sounds were coming from and what exactly the sounds
were. After a few moments, he realized that it was gunshots. Being
who he was, Ranma promptly jumped the two stories to the rooftop next
to him and began heading for the sounds. Someone could be in trouble
after all.
Genma simply stared at his son for a moment before he too heard the
sounds of combat. And then in a very unlike Genma thing, he followed
his son. It was the martial artist's duty to protect the weak after
all.
***