A/N: This is a crackfic about the morning after a wild party at Hogwarts. No one is dead. Be prepared for, well... this.
Warning: Will have slash and other mentions of sex (but not full on explicit)! Obey the rating and read at own risk! No flames please! There are worse out there!
Disclaimer: No... I do not own Harry Potter or anything else. I am not affiliated with J.K. Rowling, and if I was, she would probably kill me for doing this to her precious characters.
Light slowly seeped through the magical windows of the Room of Requirement. Blinking sleep from their eyes, the occupants of the room woke up. They sat up and began to take in the scene around them.
Trashed. That was the one word to describe the room. The Room of Requirement was spacious and split into two areas. The farther end of the room looked like a strip club combined with the Gryffindor common room. There were butterbeer, firewhiskey, and other bottles that must have contained some alcohol strewn about everywhere. Evidence of a game of spin the bottle truth or dare and strip poker were on the floor as well. Also in the room were overturned couches and chairs, a bathtub of suspicious liquid, and white feathers. Everywhere.
Once they got over looking at the far end of the room, all the occupants' eyes drifted to their side of the room. Beds. Seven beds were arranged in a circle. But more surprising than the hot pink heart shaped headboards of the four poster canopy beds were the less than clothed couples occupying them.
In the first bed were Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. Hermione pulled the sheet towards her in an effort to cover herself up, but also revealed Professor Snape in all his naked glory, and covered in hickeys. Snape couldn't stop her though, because his limbs were tied to each of the bedposts with Gryffindor ties. Hermione snapped out of her shock and began to frantically untie the ties with desperate pleas of, "Sorry Professor!".
Meanwhile, in the next bed were Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, both naked as well. They both sat bolt upright and stared at each other. Harry was the first to speak, "You got wings, Draco." He stated in shock. Sure enough, Draco turned to see two, big, white wings currently coming out of his back. "What the..?" Draco gasped.
His father, Lucius Malfoy, looked from three beds over. "Oh, right,... Draco" he began, also sporting a pair of white wings, " we are a special race of winged humans, I must have lifted the masking spell that hides our wings last night." Draco, and everyone else in the room, looked positively stunned. Not only at what Lucius had said, but at who was sharing his bed. None other than Ginny Weasley. She was surprised as well and made a small squeaking noise when she realized Lucius was in bed with her.
"Ginny! What the heck?", shouted Ron Weasley from his bed next to theirs.
"I should say the same to you Ronald!", Ginny yelled back, gesturing to an even more deranged than usual Bellatrix Lestrange, who was staring at Ron sitting on the other side of their shared bed.
In the bed between Ron's and Harry's were Minerva McGonagall and Lord Voldemort. They were both sitting up in bed, in nightclothes, thankfully, and calmly looking out at everyone else in the room.
From the bed next to Lucius and Ginny, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were both rousing from sleep. They seemed to be in their own little world, snuggling closer to each other, when Lucius cleared his throat. They both looked up, startled at the other occupants of the room, but then Sirius spoke up, "Well, at least we aren't the craziest pair here."
The rest of the room followed Sirius' gaze toward the final bed in the room, occupied by Neville Longbottom and Lucius' ex-wife Narcissa Black, both just staring at each other in shock.
Harry was the first of the room to break the stunned silence, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!?"
To be continued...
A/N: Please review as to your predictions as to what happened... Is it worth finding out? Let me know
NOTE to my fans of The Messers and Miss and A Handful of Color: THESE STORIES ARE TEMPORARILY ON HOLD! (about 2-3 more weeks :( Sorry!) My health has not been its best, finals have barreled through, wifi/computer has been evil, and motivation bunny/muse has run away, but I will find it! Please enjoy my drabbles in its absence.
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