Sarah: IIIIIMMMMM BANCK YO!
Riza: Roy? Honey Sarah's trying to rap

Roy: gags (Snaps fingers) She doesnt own anything.

It was night when they decied to sing one semi-drunk Lt. surrounded by 4 lower ranked officer and a colonel.
Who were just down right ... drunk. yep and she did not want to take them home. so there they were in the office drinking and trying to rap to d12's my band switching the names of people as well.

(Roy)
I don't know dude.
I think everyone's all jealous and shit
cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude.
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude.
And they need to take it up with me after the show.
Because...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

(Roy again)
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and
I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Roy Mustang.
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Riza oh my fuckin' god it's Mustang"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Mustang please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Havoc tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Riza Hawkeye's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

(Now Riza was just staring at them like they were nuts.)

(Roy yet again)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.
My band hic My band My band My band belch My band My band My band My band My band

Riza: Dear God they are drunk...

(Falman)
You just wanna see a dog backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Falman (oh I thought you was Winry)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Al Elirc book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Riza looks at Falman

(Havoc And Fury)
Havoc: Look at Roy little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

Fury: Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with Lust and Crew

(Roy: No I had an interview not you two)

Havoc: You gonna be late for soundcheck

Fury: Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck

Havoc: But our mics are screwed up

Fury: and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say something Hey yo Roy

(Roy: You got something to say)
Fury: Man no

Havoc: I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up

Fury: Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew

Havoc: When I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I swear man

(Roy)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

(Maes)
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code

(Roy: Maes carry my bag)

Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Ed and Scar?!)

(Breda)
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till colonel slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Mustang, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started

(But what about Roy)

Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute

(Riza; if you cant beat them hey sexy!)
Envy told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Hawkeye

(Roy)
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...

(Breda)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Mustang)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.
My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band

Hawkeye
Lust
Loves me

(Riza)
The hottest boy band in the world.
D12! (cant believe she said that)

(Roy as a salsa singer)
I'm the lead singer of my band,
I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa.
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa

(Where'd everybody go)
"They are still here sir." Riza said

End Part one

Well that was stupid but i had fun RXR