James Bond sat down on the luxurious couch in his new hotel room, exhausted from his earlier mission. Grunting as he did so, Bond stood up and turned on the television, returning to the couch and plopping down onto it like a sack of potatoes. A strange theme song came on that he didn't recognize and a colorful cartoon world flashed by on the screen. "Adventure Time, come on grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. Jake the dog and Finn the human, the fun will never end, it's Adventure Time!" Bond groaned when he realized it was a stupid kid's show but when he began looking for the remote he realized it was on the tv. Sighing, Bond laid back on the couch and decided it wasn't worth it.
The episode began with a boy and a strange yellow creature with stretchy limbs pulling the boy and itself through a hole, into a weird antigravity world. The boy and yellow creature followed a beast into an opening in a yellow cube, jumping on floating purple rocks to get there. Bond smirked at the stupidity of the children's show and decided he had had enough. Unfortunately for Bond, when he got up a loud cracking noise emanated from his back and he doubled over in pain. Perhaps jumping off a five story building and trying to roll at the bottom wasn't the greatest idea. Pain shot up and down Bond's back and he couldn't lift his head, his vision becoming blurry and the world beginning to spin.
Grunting in pain, Bond shifted his head and found himself starring in disbelief at the tv screen. "I wish," said the boy from the cartoon, "that James Bond was in the Land of Ooo."